The Dream Thread

[papabear]

My dreams tend to be weirder when there's music on while I'm sleeping. I may want to use that for inspiration.

[michi]

dreamt i was back at college and was feeling unsafe. turned to someone I thought was a security dude, but it was a lecherous old man who just wanted to get in my pants. two such perverts somehow cornered me in a room.

i fled through a small door, left the building, and ran all over campus til i found the actual security dudes.

cried into the jacket of one of them as he drove me around on the campus golf carts, away from those dark hills
away from those hounding men
away from that place where i couldn't be my normal trusting self

just clinging like a child to its mother's bosom, huddling up in that gentle security man's bubble of safety, riding away

away

[Miraculous]

golf carts

That's really all there is to say on the matter.

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You're safe now Michi. This fora will protect you from everything bad in the world. Although, I'm pretty sure everything bad in the world also thinks you're a wonderful and loving person, so you're pretty much safe anyway.

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

dreamt i was back at college and was feeling unsafe. turned to someone I thought was a security dude, but it was a lecherous old man who just wanted to get in my pants. two such perverts somehow cornered me in a room.

i fled through a small door, left the building, and ran all over campus til i found the actual security dudes.

cried into the jacket of one of them as he drove me around on the campus golf carts, away from those dark hills
away from those hounding men
away from that place where i couldn't be my normal trusting self

just clinging like a child to its mother's bosom, huddling up in that gentle security man's bubble of safety, riding away

away

that's a disturbing dream! I hate dreams where your brain completely goes against you and makes it so that you don't even feel safe when you're asleep.

the golf carts are a reminder though about those caddying experiences which you would be so awesome to tell me about (I mean you're already awesome but it would be like increasing an awesome quotient by a factorial of five with it)

[michi]

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You're safe now Michi. This fora will protect you from everything bad in the world. Although, I'm pretty sure everything bad in the world also thinks you're a wonderful and loving person, so you're pretty much safe anyway.

thank you I love this place



Wheeeeeeatie OMG i still have that email in my inbox, staring at me every time gmail loads. Crapola!

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

inbox emails have angry eyes; I find I must either delete them or reply to them. Either one is fine in this case! (I wouldn't mind if you just said "I'm just too busy;" after all, I won't be lost without it. Just tell me if you're too busy to do it because "suspense" is worse than not getting a reply. You've already been a big enough help!)

[michi]

inbox emails have angry eyes; I find I must either delete them or reply to them. Either one is fine in this case! (I wouldn't mind if you just said "I'm just too busy;" after all, I won't be lost without it. Just tell me if you're too busy to do it because "suspense" is worse than not getting a reply. You've already been a big enough help!)

I feel so bad taking so long!

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YOU'VE GOT MAIL

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This week is a good week for the mail.

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EMAIL READ
THANKS GIVEN
REPLY SENT
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[zil]

I am about to return from a walk (less than a block from my house) when I notice there are two woolly mammoths in the road. They do not bother me. There are toucans on the roof of my house. I am not worried or even particularly surprised by this, no more than I would be to wake up and find it had snowed during the night. I enter my house and suddenly need to urinate. I discover there is no toilet in the house. There is one out in the yard and I am desperate enough to use it but there are kangaroos out there and they are behaving rather aggressively.

[MrCheeze]

You know when you're dreaming and fall and wake up? I just had that, except it was more like getting a wrecking ball smashed into my face.

Also just now I couldn't remember what it was until I remembered waking up from it.

[Vermin]

i had a dream where i was shot in my dorm's parking lot...i died and like wound up in some room with no light in it, and with no walls or anything. i think my brain got bored with that because then i started to dream about missing a friend's gig by accident. my dreams make me feel like a jerk

[The Machine]

Had a pretty weird, disjointed dream - something about demons and claws and a ceiling fan.

Don't remember most of it, but I remember it started out with me waking up, looking in the bathroom mirror, and finding my facial hair offset a few inches to the right of the center of my face. It was a pretty uncomfortable situation and I can officially recommend that no one grow a moustache and goatee on their cheek.

[Yoshi]

I dreamed I was in Half-life 2 and the Combine were chasing me and this guy who was Crow from MST3K, Prof. Farnsworth, and the uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures in one person around a ranch.
Then I dreamed that I was at this theme park and rode Pirates of the Caribbean only it was HUGE and there was a ride where it was one of those things where it's a big tower that shoots you up then you come down on gusts of air, but when it was coming down, it got caught by this other part of it which would sling it around everywhere then put it back.

[zil]

I am in a restaurant and everybody has ordered their food but me and they are growing impatient!!

[Portals]

I had a dream that I went into a 7-11 and bought a bunch of saltwater taffy.

[mr. please-please]

They have that there?!

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

Yesterday I had a dream that my best friend shaved off my beard in my sleep. I flipped out on him and basically disowned him as a person. Waaaaaaaaaaay too vivid and actually possible.

[michi]

Yesterday I had a dream that my best friend shaved off my beard in my sleep. I flipped out on him and basically disowned him as a person. Waaaaaaaaaaay too vivid and actually possible.

Oh no!! (need updated pic btw! )

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

Kinda been bed-ridden for 3 days so I'm not really looking my best right now.

[Portals]

I joined an acting troupe in the middle of nowhere and there were cows everywhere and for some reason they were listening to Beck and then I had a different dream where I was playing Halo and I managed to get to the top of the map and snipe people only I kept getting killed and I ended up in 7th place and then I had another dream where I told my mom something and yeah

uhhh I have weird and random dreams

[The Machine]

and then I had a different dream where I was playing Halo and I managed to get to the top of the map and snipe people only I kept getting killed and I ended up in 7th place

I was taken aback by how mundane this was.

[Portals]

and then I had a different dream where I was playing Halo and I managed to get to the top of the map and snipe people only I kept getting killed and I ended up in 7th place

I was taken aback by how mundane this was.

I know; I don't even play Halo! What the hell, subconscious. What the hell.

[Rodergaut]

Kinda been bed-ridden for 3 days so I'm not really looking my best right now.

Current date: 1/17/10
What happened on 1/14/10?

Oh, wait

[aeonsleuth]

I dreamed that Valve had picked the first three items to be added to the game from the 'Contribute' site.

There was a direct hit like weapon with incendiary rockets and a sort of animated bar thing on the top.

I thought there was some sort of vehicle unlock too.


What's strange is that you can't add weapons through the Contribute site, only Hats and Avatars.

[Reasonableman]

I dreamed that my favorite cat who I grew up with was dragging his torn and mangled torso, or at least the front half of it, along the floor towards me, pulling himself along with his forepaws and making a sort of blood-curdling mrowling noise.

This was not a good way to wake up to say the least.

I think I need a hug.