> MS Paint Adventure - Jailbreak

[Andrew]

You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.



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[oolong]

oh, ok.
> Attempt to pry open window.

[Andrew]

oh, ok.
> Attempt to pry open window.

> There are no objects around with which to "pry open window".



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[Proxzee?]

> graft pumpkin and key to yourself so that you have one hideous arm.

[vanik]

>Pick up key
>Look for a keyhole

[Andrew]

> graft pumpkin and key to yourself so that you have one hideous arm.

> What pumpkin?



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[Andrew]

By the way, commands do not queue up. I handle the first command in the list of latest responses, show the response, and then wait for someone to make a fresh command.

[Proxzee?]

>grow two large muscular arms with which the manhandle the key.

[Andrew]

>grow two large muscular arms with which the manhandle the key.

> He already has arms, stupid!



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[vanik]

>Look for keyhole

[Alyce]

>Easily bends bars with the pair of clearly muscular arms. Escapes with the key in hand, which holds the power to unlock something really secretive.

[Andrew]

>Look for keyhole

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[Byrobot]

>throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door

[CheerfulBear]

> urinate through window onto man below

[Byrobot]

>pee the key down to that guy so he can open that door and get pee on him

[M2tM]

I think commands should all be executed at once even if they are completely contradictory... Like some glorious multi-tasking interface...

Of course, I'm not the console o.o

[Andrew]

>throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door

> It lands with a loud metallic CLANK.



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[Byrobot]

tell that guy to pick up the key and try it on the door. use a loud voice

[Andrew]

tell that guy to pick up the key and try it on the door. use a loud voice

> Despite your bellowing, the man casually opens the door and leaves.



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[CheerfulBear]

pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back

[Andrew]

pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back

> As you turn around to unzip, you notice another keyhole.





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[Proxzee?]

>Open door

[Andrew]

>Open door

> Wonders where the fuck that pumpkin went???



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To be continued tomorrow.

[Michael]

I have reason to believe these aren't being made in MS Paint!

[Andrew]

I am so good, I can emulate pressure sensitivity with MS Paint.