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    > MS Paint Adventure - Jailbreak

    You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.



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    oh, ok.
    > Attempt to pry open window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oolong
    oh, ok.
    > Attempt to pry open window.
    > There are no objects around with which to "pry open window".



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    > graft pumpkin and key to yourself so that you have one hideous arm.

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    >Pick up key
    >Look for a keyhole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proxzee?
    > graft pumpkin and key to yourself so that you have one hideous arm.
    > What pumpkin?



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    By the way, commands do not queue up. I handle the first command in the list of latest responses, show the response, and then wait for someone to make a fresh command.

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    >grow two large muscular arms with which the manhandle the key.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proxzee?
    >grow two large muscular arms with which the manhandle the key.

    > He already has arms, stupid!



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    >Easily bends bars with the pair of clearly muscular arms. Escapes with the key in hand, which holds the power to unlock something really secretive.
    Art Site! Come check it out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanik
    >Look for keyhole




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    >throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door

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    > urinate through window onto man below

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    >pee the key down to that guy so he can open that door and get pee on him

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    I think commands should all be executed at once even if they are completely contradictory... Like some glorious multi-tasking interface...

    Of course, I'm not the console o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrobot
    >throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door
    > It lands with a loud metallic CLANK.



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    tell that guy to pick up the key and try it on the door. use a loud voice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrobot
    tell that guy to pick up the key and try it on the door. use a loud voice
    > Despite your bellowing, the man casually opens the door and leaves.



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    pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheerfulBear
    pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back
    > As you turn around to unzip, you notice another keyhole.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Proxzee?
    >Open door
    > Wonders where the fuck that pumpkin went???



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    To be continued tomorrow.

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    I am so good, I can emulate pressure sensitivity with MS Paint.

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