Paint Adventure - Lv. 3

[Andrew]

>POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE

You can't imagine what this strange device does, but it beckons you.



There are 2 settings on the dial. You leave it at "Pretty Huge". You don't want to get carried away.















You are that guy.

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[xofek]

>look around your new position, and thank the other guy for his quick thinking, you know- with the harpoon

Boobs.

[Stupyheed]

The suspense is killing me! I must see the thrilling conclusion/continuation!!!

Boners.

[Andrew]

>look around your new position, and thank the other guy for his quick thinking, you know- with the harpoon

You look around. You appear to be surrounded by mountains, and a shitty looking forest. Also, there's a conspicuous stump there.



There's got to be some way to get down from this pumpkin.



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[Benjamin]

>Reload harpoon gun while keeping harpoon through chest and fire at the conspicuous stump while reciting Henry V.

[Andrew]

>Reload harpoon gun while keeping harpoon through chest and fire at the conspicuous stump while reciting Henry V.

It might be the blood loss, but you've definitely gone bonkers! You load the gun and fire it backwards through your torso, while reciting the play "Henry V". You clearly don't know a single line from this play.









You act fast with your trusty knife to free yourself before the impending collision.



You are now this guy.



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[Betelgeuse]

Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest

[Andrew]

Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest

Yes! Finally! Free at last!





Though the victory is bittersweet. Your friend has died of blood loss.



This is no victory. The feeling is vast emptiness. You are no longer bound by bars or concrete, but you feel more incarcerated than ever. You come to the heartwrenching conclusion that the only true prison... is loneliness.









There is only one thing left to do.









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[Andrew]

Continue?

[Betelgeuse]