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[Andrew]

Continued from here.



You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.



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[Atomo 5]

> face the wall opposite of the window.

[Andrew]

Too slow w/ edit!

> turn around.

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[CheerfulBear]

Using the key, carve the words to a terribly powerful magical spell into the pumpkin, invoking elves and such.

[Andrew]

Using the key, carve the words to a terribly powerful magical spell into the pumpkin, invoking elves and such.

What in the merciful Christ's name are you talking about?



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[CheerfulBear]

Using the key, carve the words to a terribly powerful magical spell into own stomach, invoking elves and such.

[Andrew]

Using the key, carve the words to a terribly powerful magical spell into own stomach, invoking elves and such.

There is already such a spell carved into your stomach!!!



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[CheerfulBear]

Recite incantation while spilling some of own blood with the key, invoking elves and such.

[CheerfulBear]

rock the vote

[Michael]

votemap de_NotInJail

[CheerfulBear]

votemap de_NotInJail

[Andrew]

Recite incantation while spilling some of own blood with the key, invoking elves and such.

You don't know what any of those runes mean, and you'll be damned if you're going to try to read them upside-down!!



An elf appears anyway.



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[Atomo 5]

With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge youself a mighty sword of gay power.

[Andrew]

With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge youself a mighty sword of gay power.

Your gay pornography has been forged into a formidable blade.



The elf saw a picture of a penis and started to cry.



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[CheerfulBear]

Strike the elf.

[Atomo 5]

show him that a rainbow of misinterpreted love looks better in red.

[Andrew]

Strike the elf.

You deal a major blow, but an unfortunately timed jump sends you reeling.

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You could really use a boost in pulchritude if you wish to win this battle.

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[Benjamin]

>Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish.

[Andrew]

>Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish.

The elf agrees to grant one wish on the promise that you will acquire a baby for him in the near future.



Choose your wish:

> Get out of jail.
> A new pony.
> Improve your pulchritude.

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[Marty McFly]

>Ask for a pony: it will then serve as a transportation mode or as food if you can't get out of that jail. Ask for a second wish by promising twin babies.

[Andrew]

>Ask for a pony: it will then serve as a transportation mode or as food if you can't get out of that jail. Ask for a second wish by promising twin babies.

The elf considers your tantalizing offer for a moment.





Choose your second wish:

> Get out of jail.
> Improve your pulchritude.

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[Benjamin]

>Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony.

[isleptwithyourgrandmother]

Wish for a lapdance from the trampled elf

[Andrew]

>Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony.

He's more than happy to magically transport you outside the prison. You had him at "I will get you more babies."



You deal more damage in the fracas, but again clumsy meeleeing skills have left you with the short end of the stick.

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[CheerfulBear]

Cut open the horse to sleep inside while you wait out the cold night. Invoking elves and such.