> Investigate the stump.
> Investigate the stump.
> Choose response and continue story.
:P
edit: i seem to forget that not everybody lives in california.
The amount of new users in this thread alone is starting to get ridiculous.
Says Mr 2007Originally Posted by Atomo 5
Glad to see you contribute once and awhile.
Wow S_O this thread is one of the funniest things I've seen in a forum to date. (Though the competition isn't staggering for that prestigious title)
Also, as a side note to Byron, KOaR is a hoax!
You flip open the stump easily, revealing a hole. There is a gun in the hole.Originally Posted by Xenophobe
You figure the gun was placed there in case you need to off yourself at some point. There seems to be some powerful cosmic magnetism towards suicide which surrounds the stump.
It has no bullets.
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I will come back to this later tonight.
I feel compelled to say this since there are apparently 50 new users hanging on every turn of this adventure.
Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness.
>Research the sword made of gay porn.
> Make some bullets from crunching up the the porn sword.
You must have thought about the ramifications of mentioning it on the Team Special Olympics homepage before you made the banner for it.Originally Posted by Special_Olympics
Wait, glasshead? Aren't you that guy that byrobot ripped off?
Or is it yet another 'coincidence'?\
Spooky!
Yes, I am that guy! But I don't hold it against Byrobot, because I believe them when they say that it's just a coincidence. I'm a big fan of Team S_O and Byrobot, and when I saw the banner for this game I couldn't resist. Maybe some day I'll get to enter a command.
And hey, you know I've made a bunch of comics for Glass Head already. Maybe you would like them. They're not nearly as good as S_O or Byrobot. I keep themhere.
Your industriousness is impressive!
It's a pity blog software isn't set up for easy comic navigation.
The announcement was not a veiled gripe. The fact is, this game has somehow been luring in new users since it started.Originally Posted by glasshead
Naturally, as it is AMAZING in lots of ways.Originally Posted by Special_Olympics
> Look closely at harpoon.
There appears to be a bus full of children on a field trip coming down the road. You wait to spring an ambush.Originally Posted by EyePoker
Unfortunately, not one of these children appears to be a baby!
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> Take the bus of children to the elf house and give the children to him in order to distract him long enough to enter the house.
While you were measuring, the bus driver drove off with the rest of the kids, leaving you with only these three.Originally Posted by bombrassier
You see if you can interest the elves nonetheless.
They are apparently unmoved by the offer.
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Tie the kids together with the horse and use the final product as a battering ram against the house.
An idea this good just doesn't come around every day! You bind your motley collection of hostages together with your ample supply of rope.Originally Posted by CheerfulBear
But the combined weight of three kids and a small equine is way too much to even drag to the door.
You're beginning to suspect this was a retarded idea.
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