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[Manny C]

Fruit and vegetable aren't mutually exclusive terms. "Vegetable" isn't even a real scientific word.

[Andrew]

Use the runes to A) commune with the pony and also B) feed it a majyyk'd carrot in order to rejuvenate some of its pulchritude. The pony would be an awesome ally to command.

A magical sense of communion tugs at the pony's primitive mind.





A luscious majyyk'd-up carrot tantalizes the pony.





All of the pony's stats are completely restored!

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[isleptwithyourgrandmother]

bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony

[Andrew]

bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony

That does not sound like an enjoyable activity for either party!

[isleptwithyourgrandmother]

First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man who slept inside of your mouth and treated you so badly. Use their remains to make a stew to feed the elfs for their kindness.

[Andrew]

I'm sorry, but I am not familiar with the command "be the pony"!

[isleptwithyourgrandmother]

With your special elf powers, order the pony to trample the children and the man. Use their remains to make a stew.

[Andrew]

Too slow w. edit!

With your special elf powers, order the pony to trample the children and the man. Use their remains to make a stew.

You really put your back into this enchantment. You will coerce this pony towards murder come hell or high water!





The pony wanders off and snuggles into bed. He looks really warm and cozy.



Your majyyks really took a hit from that exertion!

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Do you remember a kinder, simpler time on our fourms? A time before MS Paint Adventures (C)? A time when we discussed no-nonsense subjects such as how isleptwithyourgrandmother?

Please. Let's return to those happy, joyous days. Vote for me and I'll end this idiocy once... and for all time.

Thank you.


---------> Also, join the pony in bed.

[isleptwithyourgrandmother]

Do a happy elf dance.

[Andrew]

[Zombait]

> Do whatever it takes to steal some majyyks from the other elf.

[Gruducuuz]

> Sacrifice your Pulchritude to summon something that can make babies.

[augh69666]

>run to mexico to get some tequilia

[Andrew]

I'm going to chill out on this for a while and get some other stuff done.

Keep it real, dawgz.

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