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    Re: Purpose Quest

    >Take logs (and ax)
    You don't have any way to carry the logs or the axe! (Your hands contain a handsaw and a gray pillow.) (Your pockets contain the Poorly Drawn Fork, $5, and the Simple Key.) (Your carrying capacity is limited by damage taken.) Perhaps you should drop something?

    > Examine objects in the corner.
    Logs
    There is a pile of wood, chopped into neat, easy-to-draw round logs. One of the logs is significantly gray-er than the rest. Perhaps it's from a different kind of tree? An axe is leaning against the firewood.


    Quote Originally Posted by Doomish
    > wonder whose idea it was to build such an impossible scaffolding that doesn't appear attatched or supported to/by anything
    The platforms are supposed to be supported by the poles at the corners, and the wall it's up against. But you're right, it's a pretty useless, improbable scaffolding. With floating stairs.

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    > Drop saw, Equip ax. Carry one log in pillow, drop log in Bowling room, come back, get another log, repeat process till you bring all the logs to Bowling room.
    There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Drop saw, Equip ax.
    Scaffold
    Oh yeah! You're now weilding the lvl 4 Axe!


    >Carry one log in pillow, drop log in Bowling room, come back, get another log, repeat process till you bring all the logs to Bowling room.
    Carrying out this command at your current Suffering level would cause you 2 damage. (Limping down down three flights of stairs with a bad leg while carrying an ax and a pillow with a log stuffed into it, thirteen times) Do you still wish to carry this action out?
    Continue / Cancel / View Status Screen

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Cancel, wait 1 hour to slightly heal, then do command again, unless you'd still lose 2 damage
    hello friends, i still exist.
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    > View Status Screen.
    There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

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    > View Status Screen.
    Doesn't Remember His Name is Buddy Hanson
    lvl: 3
    Fastness: 4
    Ouch: 0 (Equipped: lvl 4 Axe)
    Toughitude: 10 (Suffering: 5)
    Motivation: Unknown <change>

    Loose Stat Point(s): 2 <apply to: Fastness/Ouch/Toughitude>
    Carrying: Pillow, Poorly Drawn Fork, Simple Key, $5, Axe


    You can apply your loose stat points (earned after every battle) to upgrade your Fastness, your Ouch, or your Toughitude. Every time you upgrade your Toughitude by one point, your suffering automatically goes down to 0.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Add 1 to Toughitude, and 1 to Ouch
    hello friends, i still exist.
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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > 1 to Toughitude, 1 to Ouch.
    There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    >Change Motivation to: "For the Nookie"

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    > Add 1 to Toughitude, and 1 to Ouch
    >Change Motivation to: "For the Nookie"
    Your Toughitude and Ouch have been upgraded! Your Motivation has been changed!


    *Your lvl is now 4!

    Doesn't Remember His Name is Buddy Hanson
    lvl: 4
    Fastness: 4
    Ouch: 1 (Equipped: lvl 4 Axe)
    Toughitude: 11
    Motivation: For the Nookie <change>

    Carrying: Pillow, Poorly Drawn Fork, Simple Key, $5, Axe

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    >Eat delicious RAT MEATS. Y'know, for the nookie.

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    >Eat delicious RAT MEATS. Y'know, for the nookie.
    No... the experience would be ruined since it wouldn't be nearly as delicious as what Mom used to make.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    Quote Originally Posted by Silarial
    > Drop saw, Equip ax. Carry one log in pillow, drop log in Bowling room, come back, get another log, repeat process till you bring all the logs to Bowling room.
    > Attempt this action again
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    > Drop saw, Equip ax. Carry one log in pillow, drop log in Bowling room, come back, get another log, repeat process till you bring all the logs to Bowling room.
    Strange Hallway
    You carry the logs one by one down the stairs in the pillowcase. All thirteen of them. One at a time. And why are you still carrying around this pillow anyway? What useful thing have you done with it since the pillar room? You've been lugging this thing around all game, and now it has splinters in it! You feel like giving the part of your brain that gives you these ridiculous commands a piece of your mind.

    Facing North. Doors visible to the -- ah, fuck it.

    EDIT: There may be a hint hidden in that tirade somewhere.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > OKAY FINE THEN DROP THE PILLOW IF YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT IT JESUS but don't blame me when we need it for some Puzzle Shit.

    >Also, use cleared inventory space for splinters.
    I also go by CJacobs and PALADIN elsewhere on the internet. I guess.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Place brown logs on the x's, place silver log in pillow, start bowling.

    ((I apoligize if I'm way off with this one.))
    There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Place brown logs on the x's, place silver log in pillow, start bowling.
    There are 12 brown logs, and only 10 x's!


    Quote Originally Posted by Silarial
    ((I apoligize if I'm way off with this one.))
    Don't worry, this is probably the most obscure puzzle in the game, and you don't actually have what you need to solve it yet.

    EDIT: Another hint!

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Bring silver log to pillar room.
    There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Bring silver log to pillar room.
    Picking up the desired log from the bottom of the stack, all the others roll away, fall into the gutter, and slide into those mysterious holes.
    Pillar Room
    Skipping three walking drawings, you arrive in the Pillar Room. Boy, these first rooms sure seem simple and sloppy, don't they?

    Facing North. Doors visible to the N and W.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Place silver log on middle pillar.
    There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Place silver log on middle pillar.
    The pillar turns green, and sinks sinks slowly down, stopping at floor level.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    Hang onto/climb onto as it lowers the tallest pillar, after placing pillow on the formerly-shortest one.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    I'm about to do the second half of your command, but what do you mean by this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wesley Foxx
    Hang onto/climb onto as it lowers the tallest pillar

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    > Remember to reequip ax.
    There is no dark side of the moon. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

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    Re: Purpose Quest

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen
    I'm about to do the second half of your command, but what do you mean by this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wesley Foxx
    Hang onto/climb onto as it lowers the tallest pillar
    Using hopefully sufficient TALLNESS, grab onto the pillar. If this makes it lower enough, climb up onto it properly. Or if possible, simply haul your stickly figure ontop of the thing right away.

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