Inspector Poin T. Hat

[Ed]

> Throw your tomato suit in disgust

[Korbz]

> Throw your tomato suit in disgust

You throw the TOMATO SUIT at the tree. It deals some damage.

[Ed]

> Press the self-destruct button on the robo-nun and throw it at the demon tree

[The_Enigmatic_Muffin]

> Press the self-destruct button on the robo-nun and throw it at the demon tree

[Filio]

> Press the self-destruct button on the robo-nun and throw it at the demon tree

No!

> Shoot the tree with your Monicle.

[Bradley]

Nun: Press the self destruct button on Poin and throw HIM at the tree.

[Korbz]

> Press the self-destruct button on the robo-nun and throw it at the demon tree

No!

> Shoot the tree with your Monicle.

I believe a couple posts ago I mentioned your Monocle was out of ammo.

Nun: Press the self destruct button on Poin and throw HIM at the tree.

There is no way we're doing a "Throw everything at everybody" again. EVER.

[Korbz]

> Press the self-destruct button on the robo-nun and throw it at the demon tree

Pressing noise.
Non-shown throwing noise.

Exploding noise.
So, I guess that means one more boss left?

[Lighing]

no, Robo nun was the third boss.

[Bradley]

Fight the sky, the grass, and the horizon line. All at the same time.

[Mikethefoxhog]

Fight the sky, the grass, and the horizon line. All at the same time.

Seconded.

[Ed]

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[Crowstone]

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But then that would be 2 more bosses than necessary

But that grass is just plain awesome

Fight it.

[Mikethefoxhog]

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But then that would be 2 more bosses than necessary

But that grass is just plain awesome

Fight it.

Yes, but the three entities are to be fought in one battle, so it's still only the one boss.
Failing that,

> fight the urge to go back and beat sweet robo without finding the third boss.

[Korbz]

Fight the sky, the grass, and the horizon line. All at the same time.

Seconded.

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Oh for the love of...

no, Robo nun was the third boss.

Oh, okay.

You return to the SOFA STORE. SWEET ROBO is right over there.

[Mikethefoxhog]

> smash him with the couch before he notices you.

[Bradley]

Sky, Grass, and Horizon Line: Become enraged that he abandoned you. Fight Sweet Robo for the right to be the final boss.

Poin: Go get some ice cream or something while they're fighting.

[Ed]

Sky, Grass, and Horizon Line: Become enraged that he abandoned you. Fight Sweet Robo for the right to be the final boss.

Poin: Go get some ice cream or something while they're fighting.

>Poin T. hat: go and buy ammo for your monocle while this is happening

[Korbz]

Sky, Grass, and Horizon Line: Become enraged that he abandoned you. Fight Sweet Robo for the right to be the final boss.

Poin: Go get some ice cream or something while they're fighting.

>Poin T. hat: go and buy ammo for your monocle while this is happening

The three bosses you ditched came back, but you ran out the door to buy some ammo.
When you got back, this happened.

Everyone died, including the Final Boss(es)! I guess this means you win, huh?

[Bradley]

Loot the corpses, then go find and fight the secret bonus boss.

[Korbz]

Loot the corpses, then go find and fight the secret bonus boss.

That was the Blobby Fedora.
He died as well.

[Mikethefoxhog]

> go and admire your new collection of portraits.

[Ed]

> Loot the blobby fedora, wear it proudly

[Bradley]

Become a final boss and go look for a kingdom to menace.

[Korbz]

Become a final boss and go look for a kingdom to menace.

You become POIN T. HAT THE MENACE. You are recruited by the G.U.D.G.A.I.Z.'s leader, GENERAL HAPPY HEAD. Some kid brings you on his adventure and turns you into a square. Eventually you die.
GAME OVER

> Loot the blobby fedora, wear it proudly

> go and admire your new collection of portraits.

You become POIN T. HAT THE PROTECTOR. You head back to your FULL OFFICE and marvel at your new WALL OF KILLINGS. You protect the CITY for several more years, and die of LASER REFLECTION.
GAME OVER.