Inspector Poin T. Hat

[Crowstone]

Walk around it

[Korbz]

Inspect it closer with your monocle. Very curious.

You re-equip your MONOCLE momentarily, which is attached to your HEAD by SUCTION CUP. It seems to be a very large bright blue RECTANGLE.

> LAZOR

Oh look, you just exhausted the rest of your AMMO. Good going, Sir StupidheadMcStupidystupid.

[Korbz]

==>

You reach the end of the BARNEY ROOM, and enter the next room. All that's in here is a REALLY BIG LOCK, and a SIGN with some PROBABLY FAKE GRASS around it.

[Ed]

Read the sign.

[Crowstone]

Read the sign.

And then ask it out

[Korbz]

Read the sign.

And then ask it out

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You and the sign have a wonderful life, you have three children and one dog, but then the world ends and you're all killed by flying pig chainsaw monkey giraffes.

Read the sign.

This SIGN is rather mean.

[Ed]

Alright go back, but destroy the sign

[Crowstone]

Have you guys ever played legend of Zelda where you can chop up the signs into little pieces and you would see how many pieces you could make?

Alright go back, but destroy the sign

>But don't use sword, use a bomb, they work very well

[Korbz]

Alright go back, but destroy the sign

After taking your RAGE out on the SIGN, using a BOMB you didn't know you had, you arrive at the BUTTON.

[Crowstone]

>Stand on it

[Korbz]

>Stand on it

THUD!
Nothing happened! Stupid BUTTON!

Meanwhile, some sort of DEMON HAND pops out of the HOLE!

[Ed]

> blobby fedora: NOMNOMNOMNOM

[Crowstone]

Oh no! A floormaster like from Legend of Zelda!

Don't let it pull you into the hole, cause then it will spit you back out at the start of the dungeon!

...

but we're in the first room

so

...

ITS HARMLESS.

What other weapons do we got besides a machine gun (sunglasses), and spartan laser (monocle)?

[Korbz]

Oh no! A floormaster like from Legend of Zelda!

Don't let it pull you into the hole, cause then it will spit you back out at the start of the dungeon!

...

but we're in the first room

so

...

ITS HARMLESS.

What other weapons do we got besides a machine gun (sunglasses), and spartan laser (monocle)?

You have proved that the DEMON HAND is useless, so it goes away, and it dropped something.
Your other weapon is the GIANT GLASSES, which were held by GAW D. ZILLA. The only way to find out what it is, is to get into a fight.

> blobby fedora: NOMNOMNOMNOM

He would, but the DEMON HAND went away!

[Crowstone]

>Take Big Key

>Look for the Compass so you can find out where all the treasure is, as well as the location of the final boss

>And also the Map so you can actually use the compass!

[Korbz]

>Take Big Key

>Look for the Compass so you can find out where all the treasure is, as well as the location of the final boss

>And also the Map so you can actually use the compass!

You take the BIG KEY, but you don't bother looking for the "COMPASS" or "MAP", because this isn't TALE OF ZELDO. You head back towards the HUGE DOOR, and put the BIG KEY inside of it.

You have arrived in the LAIR OF THE BIG CHEESE. There is LAVA(?), and CLIFFS. The LAVA(?) is going down, but for some reason, it isn't hitting the TOWN THAT IS BELOW YOU. Where's THE BIG CHEESE?

[SonicLover]

>Walk towards the LAVA(?); maybe you'll trigger an event flag

[Ed]

> Get on Phoenix coolrob0t or whatever he's called now and fly, then check what's at the end of that big cliff

[Crowstone]

>Stumble awkwardly towards lava

[Korbz]

>Walk towards the LAVA(?); maybe you'll trigger an event flag

Something's rising out of the LAVA(?)!
It's...IT'S!...!

Does this mean the LAVA(?) is KETCHUP?

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This update reminds me I should be using layers

[Crowstone]

>Bob: Hurl yourself at the players

>Walls: Revergerate

[Lighing]

>Sweet robot: Eat Bob.
>Bob: Spray Ketchup at Poin T.

[Korbz]

>Bob: Hurl yourself at the players

There is a HUGE TOMATO flying at you!

[Ed]

> Cool phoenix robot: ROBOT KICK

[Crowstone]

>PUNCH THE UNDERSIDE QUICKLY