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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    > Take kitten's top hat as your own

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    > Aquire Stray Kitten for your collection.
    ...But it's probably just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Madman
    >Stash kitten in fridge. Food is food, buddy.


    Why would you do that? That would be some crazy, psuedo canibalism!

    Quote Originally Posted by MrGuy
    Add KITTEN as TEMPORARY PET PARTY MEMBER.
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    > Take kitten's top hat as your own
    Quote Originally Posted by Not The Author
    > Aquire Stray Kitten for your collection.

    Hey look! A KITTEN! You wish it could join your party, but it is far too tiny and frail to be a help...


    You attempt to pluck the MINIATURE TOPHAT from the KITTEN's head. However, it seems to be fused to his skin. How odd.


    Congratulations! You have discovered KITTEN 1 of 15: BERTRAM! He doesn't seem too bright... but he is positively brimming with luck! You stow BERTRAM in your CATTACHE CASE for safe keeping. You gain 1 LUCK point! Your LUCK is now at 15, which means you gain a level! You learn LEVEL 2 LUCKY DRAW!

    --A quick note on KITTENS. As was previously stated, there are 15 in all, 3 for each major stat (LUCK, WISDOMOSITY, etc.). Collect a full set to gain new LUCKTECHS. Collect all 15 to gain Cyz's most powerful LUCKTECH.

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    Lol at CATTACHE CASE. Well played.
    >Look in trashcan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Madman
    >Look in trashcan.


    The TRASHCAN is mostly empty, with only two items rattling around in the bottom. There is a BRICK and a CTHULHU'S HEAD NOVELTY MUG. You go ahead and grab both, stowing them in your INVENTORY and PORTABLE MUG LUGGER respectively. You now have NOVELTY MUG 1 of 5. NOVELTY MUGS can be used to infuse beverages with a variety of effects! Try it out next time you find something to drink! (Just suggest "drink ____ out of NOVELTY MUG.")

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    Yell at TIM to get the hell out here.
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    >Peer curiously in window. What's taking him so long?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Madman
    >Peer curiously in window. What's taking him so long?


    You look through the window. You can vaguely see TIM's bedroom through the glare.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrGuy
    Yell at TIM to get the hell out here.
    Though you can't see him right at the moment, you assume he's in there. You yell, "TIM BURR!"



    "What?"
    Apparently he has been standing there ever since you began rummaging around in the garbage. You'd think you would have noticed that.

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    Tell him that you better get going. And go through RANDOM PLOT EVENT AND PROBABLE BOSS.
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    >WOO MAL-MART TIEM! Action jump through car window, if it's open. If not then just shuffle inside awkwardly.

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    >Get into the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGuy
    Tell him that you better get going.


    TIM gets into the CAR, which is really more like a CRAPPY VAN now that you look. His parents must have given it to him.
    Quote Originally Posted by A Madman
    >WOO MAL-MART TIEM! Action jump through car window, if it's open. If not then just shuffle inside awkwardly.
    Quote Originally Posted by PawntoD4
    >Get into the car.


    Just opening the door and entering is far too lame for you. You instead jump through the window. Or... you would have, except it's closed. You decide to get in the old fashioned way.

    TIM starts the CAR.
    "Let's roll!"

    He always says that. Maybe he hopes that it will compensate for how uncool the CRAPPY VAN is.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    >Petal to the METAL, BROTHER.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    WRITER > Notice that the ARTIST forgot to put the WRETCHED DAY-STAR in the second image.
    Berate self for not understanding perspective.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    CUT SCENE

    Alternatively, DRIVING MINI GAME
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Madman
    >Petal to the METAL, BROTHER.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrGuy
    CUT SCENE


    TIM drives down the road, breaking all of the laws of traffic and possibly physics. You hold on for dear life. The WRETCHED DAY-STAR (who looks suspiciously like someone you know) watches on in disapproval. You lament the fact that the artist is too lazy to animate things.



    TIM screetches to a halt in the parking lot. You thank whatever god or goddess allowed you to live through that harrowing experience.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    >Enter Mal-Mart.

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    TIM+CYZ: Enter MAL-MART, but try to avoid GREETERS, you share the belief that they are HELLSPAWN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Madman
    >Enter Mal-Mart.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrGuy
    TIM+CYZ: Enter MAL-MART, but try to avoid GREETERS, you share the belief that they are HELLSPAWN.


    Avoiding all of the accursed MAL-MART greeters, you make your way to the back of the store. TIM glares at you, and says, "Don't touch anything. Or else." He then proceeds to peruse the store's generous selection of QUALITY YOGURTS. In the meantime, what will you do?

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    Ogle SHINY, BEAUTIFUL, TANTALIZING, MYSTERIOUS, WONDER-FILLED DOOR and imagine what INCREDIBLE SECRETS lie within.
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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    >Meditate. Sit right down there in the aisle and think about life.

    >Or look for STRAY KITTENS YAY

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    >Take whatever is smiling at you in the fridge.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Quote Originally Posted by PawntoD4
    >Take whatever is smiling at you in the fridge.


    You find a... um... well... you aren't exactly sure what this is. It seems to like you though, so you stow it into your inventory. You'll just call it THE THINGY.

    As you close the refridgerator door, you hear a mewing sound from behind a nearby ham.




    You found KITTEN 2/15: TRACY! She must be pretty tough to survive in that cold fridge! Your STRONGLINESS increases by 1 point! You put the ham back where you found it.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrGuy
    Ogle SHINY, BEAUTIFUL, TANTALIZING, MYSTERIOUS, WONDER-FILLED DOOR and imagine what INCREDIBLE SECRETS lie within.


    Just look at that door! It's beautiful! But what secrets does it hold? Could it be money? Or candy? Or a chorus of tapdancing platypi? Oh, you just can't stand it! YOU MUST KNOW!

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    > Become an employee at Mal-Mart so as not to be berated/arrested for entering.

    > Going in the door is a very bad idea. You go in the door anyway.
    ...But it's probably just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not The Author
    >Become an employee at Mal-Mart blah blah blah reasoning
    NO! YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME A DEMON!
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