The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

[FKOD]

>Become an employee at Mal-Mart blah blah blah reasoning

NO! YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME A DEMON!

Yeah, you hate Mal-Mart. You would never work here!

> Going in the door is a very bad idea. You go in the door anyway.

Huh. Apparently this is where they keep their RAVENOUS BEARS. Fortunately there only seems to be one here now. Unfortunately, his is still a BEAR, and he is still RAVENOUS.

[SonicLover]

>Quickly close the door.

[FKOD]

>Quickly close the door.

The BEAR has other plans.

[MrGuy]

DESPERATION MANEUVER: YELL FOR TIM!

[FKOD]

DESPERATION MANEUVER: YELL FOR TIM!

"Hmm... Low Fat... or Fat Free?"
Tim is far too busy perusing DELICIOUS YOGURTS to pay attention to your shenanigans, or to the voices in his head which may or may not urge him to kill. Man, he's not being a very good party member, huh?



The bear takes a swipe at you! You dodge out of the way! The next turn is yours. This is going to be tough, though...

[PawntoD4]

>Use THE THINGY

[FKOD]

>Use THE THINGY

You use THE THINGY!


The BEAR seems unimpressed. You honestly don't know what you were hoping to accomplish, there.


The BEAR swipes again! You dodge just in time! Careful, though... your luck won't hold out much longer...

[Gnauga]

Lucky Draw!

[MrGuy]

Whoops, dang near forgot your STARTING BONUS!

Also, what LEVEL 2 LUCKTECHS AND AUTO-COINCIDENCES are now available?

[GreyGabe]

Whoops, dang near forgot your STARTING BONUS!

Also, what LEVEL 2 LUCKTECHS AND AUTO-COINCIDENCES are now available?

Writing guy here! You still have LEVEL 1 CALL FOR HELP. Right now, your only LEVEL 2 LUCKTECH is LEVEL 2 LUCKY DRAW (which is basically the same as level 1, except you will grab more useful items and apply them in a more effective fashion.) I almost forgot AUTO-COINCIDENCES as well. We'll say that you still have STARTING BONUS, and LEVEL 2: LUCKY DODGE! (which recently took effect twice in a row!) AUTO-COINCIDENCES cannot be entered as commands, and take effect automatically (i.e., when I remember). Thanks for the reminder!

[Gnauga]

>LUCKY DRAW LVL 2

[FKOD]

Lucky Draw!

You randomly yank your BRICK out of your pocket, and smack it into the BEAR'S face! He takes five damage!



Ack! The BEAR uses BEAST TECH--FIST OF NATURE. It hurts like heck!



"Nobody beats my roommate to death but ME!"
Tim, having chosen a yogurt (He decided to add some excitement to his life, and got Low Fat, for those of you who were wondering) attacks the bear, taking him by surprise and dealing 2 damage. TIM has joined the conflict!

[GreyGabe]

>LUCKY DRAW LVL 2

You don't have to mention the level of the attack you want to use, by the way. We'll just assume you meant to use the strongest version of whatever attack you use.

[PawntoD4]

>Proceed to look adorable with a cute kitty face in apology; stupid bears always fall for that shit.

>Time: Show Tech List.

[FKOD]

>Proceed to look adorable with a cute kitty face in apology; stupid bears always fall for that shit.

>Tim: Show Tech List.

"Rrrr, brgle rurr..." You assume he means "Aw, how cute!"

Tim currently has the following:
AUTO-AGRESSION: SUCKER PUNCH
MIFF TECH LEVEL 1: FIST OF MILD AGGRAVATION
MIFF TECH LEVEL 2: RAGE RAVE
Tim has 25/25 ANGER POINTS (AP)

[Gnauga]

>MIFF TECH: RAGE RAVE

[FKOD]

>MIFF TECH: RAGE RAVE

Memories of your emotionally abusive parents flood your mind. The lights begin to blink on and off, and techno music beats replaces the crappy muzak the store usually plays. You unleash a nigh unstoppable flurry of blows, dealing 8 damage. You lose 10 ANGER POINTS. (Anger Points regenerate whenever someone annoys you. Stick with Cyz and you'll be fine.)


A young lady, obviously an employee of Mal-Mart, pops out of a nearby shopping aisle. Her nametag reads 'Hello! My Name Is Janis'
"Hey, what's all the... Which of you idiots let the bears out?"

[Gnauga]

>Cyz: Employ adorable look to Walmart Employee while Tim proceeds to beat the everloving hell outta the bear.

[MrGuy]

OH FUCK A MALMART EMPLOYEE!

Cyz: Use ADORABLE VISAGE on STOCKGIRL HELLSPAWN.

[FKOD]

>Cyz: Employ adorable look to Malmart Employee while Tim proceeds to beat the everloving hell outta the bear.

Cyz: Use ADORABLE VISAGE on STOCKGIRL HELLSPAWN.

Actually, she doesn't seem so bad. She probably hasn't worked here long.




"Yeah, yeah... you're real cute n' all, but I have RAVENOUS BEARS to wrangle."
JANIS has temporarily joined the party!

[Gnauga]

>Cyz: Luck Tech:Lucky Draw when it's your move again.

[FKOD]

>Cyz: Luck Tech:Lucky Draw when it's your move again.

Janis attacks using her ARMAMENT-- PRICE TAG GUN. It temporarily blinds the BEAR, and deals 2 damage.



Cyz pulls out the CATTACHE CASE. Gasp! He unleashes !!SECRET LUCKTECH #1!!--KITTEN CLASH

Bertram and Tracy fly at the BEAR, and slash it for four damage each! The BEAR is defeated.

Cyz gains 1 STRONGLINESS, 1 CHARM, 1 WISDOMOSITY, and 5 LUCK. Cyz is now Level 3! Cyz learns LEVEL 3 LUCKTECH: I'D LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND, REGIS!

Tim gains 5 STRONGLINESS, 2 SEXINESS, and 1 LUCK. Tim gains a level! Tim is now level 3! Tim Learns LEVEL 3 MIFFTECH: PARENTAL ISSUES

Janis says she's going to stick with your party for the time being, so as to prevent you from causing any more trouble. She then drags the UNCONSCIOUS BEAR back into the store room, making sure she locks the door.

That's it for tonight! Keep posting suggestions!

[MrGuy]

Cyz+Tim: Convince JANIS to quit by making her believe that MAL-MART EMPLOYEES are eventually converted to HELLSPAWN.

[FKOD]

Cyz+Tim: Convince JANIS to quit by making her believe that MAL-MART EMPLOYEES are eventually converted to HELLSPAWN.

You explain that extended exposure to Mal-Mart converts one to a lesser demon.



She's not sure why, but she's inclined to believe you. She decides she'll hand in her resignation on the way out. She'll stick with you until then.

[Gustave]

Cyz: Ask if they have any novelty mugs.