The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

[PawntoD4]

>Enter the doorway. Don't forget to be sneaky.

[Not The Author]

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[MrGuy]

Cyz: Attempt to conjure STAT-ENCHANCING EQUIPMENTS.

[A Madman]

>Alright, don't go in the barn. What else is about?

[FKOD]

>Enter the doorway. Don't forget to be sneaky.

You've specifically been told not to do that!

Cyz: Attempt to conjure STAT-ENCHANCING EQUIPMENTS.

Unfortunately, you aren't high enough level to do that. Yet.

USE THE BULLETS TO KILL HIM

You don't have any bullets! Or anything to fire them from!

>What else is about?

>Game: Start going slightly Silent Hill-ish.

Okay, you'll just take a look aro OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT STUMBLING OUT OF THE MIST! OH GOD IT'S COMING THIS WAY AND--

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Oh. It's just Tom Waits. What's he doing out here?

[andanotherone]

SHOT HIM

[PawntoD4]

>Ask him whats up.

[MrGuy]

Janis: Drop kick him in the nards.

[FKOD]

SHOT HIM

You offer him a shot of whiskey, which he accepts gratefully.
"Thanks, I needed that! It's been a rough day."

>Ask him whats up.

"So there I was, driving along, mindin' my own business. Then, suddenly, a shadow fell over the road! So, I look up and there's this dirigible, see, just floating serenely along! But not so serenely, since it blasted my car with a laser cannon... completely totaled it. Now I'm gonna be late for my next gig! So I followed the dirigible back here, so I could get the guys insurance information and possibly beat the crap out of him. So... what's up with you?"

Janis: Drop kick him in the nards.

She assumes you mean this guy in the pork-pie hat who was trying to sneak up on you. She acts accordingly.

[PawntoD4]

>Take the tie with the sad face on it.

[Anathema]

>Take the tie with the sad face on it.

>Then wear it on your head.

[FKOD]

>Take the tie with the sad face on it.

Awww... it likes you. It seems to be one of the Lunaris Corporations Emotiecons, the ties with rudimentary self awareness. Mostly they just make funny faces and burble occasionally. Sounds a lot like some people you've known.

>Then wear it on your head.

You can't equip a tie to the HEAD slot yet!

[PawntoD4]

>Cyz: Ask Tom to join the party and tell him that your hunting Janet.

[FKOD]

>Cyz: Ask Tom to join the party and tell him that your hunting Janet.

You explain to Tom that Janet is your evil half-brother on your father's side and he's always been a complete jerk. Now you're trying to find out what evil shenanigans he's up to, and to make him pay for destroying Tim's van and making you ride in a shopping cart for several miles.
You ask if he would like to join you.

"Sure, I don't have anything better to do. Well, actually I do but since I'm not doing it I'll go with you anyway."

TOM WAITS has joined the party!

[PawntoD4]

>Pose as a team cause you now have four party members.

>Go around the barn.

[MrGuy]

Look for SLIMES to grind.

[A Madman]

>Stumble around blindly in the fog until something awesome happens.

[FKOD]

>Pose as a team cause you now have four party members.

AWW YEAH!

>Go around the barn.

Look for SLIMES to grind.

>Stumble around blindly in the fog until something awesome happens.

You stumble blindly through the fog around the side of the barn, looking for grindable slimes. Instead, you find three more PORK-PIE THUGS. They seem rather displeased by your presence. Fortunately, they seem unarmed. Unfortunately, they appear to be swimming in STRONGLINESS. It's go time.

You get the initiative!


Cyz, Tim, Janis, Tom, and the Pork-pie Thugs join the conflict!

(If you need a list of anyone's techs, just ask...)

[andanotherone]

everyone, AGGRESS one thug at a time.

[A Madman]

>Yeah, I'm gonna have to see everyone's techs. I don't mean to be jerk, it would just be nice stuff to know.

[GreyGabe]

>Yeah, I'm gonna have to see everyone's techs. I don't mean to be jerk, it would just be nice stuff to know.

'K.

Cyz: Lucktechs:
Level 1 Call for Help
Level 2 Lucky Draw
Level 3 I'd Like to Phone a Friend, Regis!
Summonation: Level 1 Cthulhu

Tim: Mifftechs:
Level 2 Fist of Mild Aggravation
Level 2 Rage Rave
Level 3 Parental Issues

Janis: Charmtechs:
Level 1 Charming Aura
Level 2 Charming Wink
Level 3 Karaoke

TW: Songs:
Don't Go Into the Barn
16 Shells from a 30-Ought-Six
Rain Dogs

[andanotherone]

summon cthulu

[A Madman]

>Cyz: Cthulhu

>Tim: RAAAAAGE RAVE

Now I get to guess what things do.
>Janis: Charming Wink

>TW: 16 Shells from the 30-Ought-Six

[Aisle 9]

Tim: Rage Rave
TW: 16 Shells from a 30-Ought-Six
Janis: Karaoke
Defeat those cads handily with the dread power of Broadway! It's time for a musical number...

And Cyz can summon Cthulu I guess. Everyone knows eldritch horrors from beyond time and space like to boogie like everyone else.

[MrGuy]

Don't forget the STARTING BONUS!