The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

[guga]

You removed the door in your room to avoid weird puzzle shit, but what happens if you are locked in your own house ?

>Exit tthe fridge and get the fuck ou of there

[FKOD]

You just ate a whole fridge's worth of food, including a whole cake and ham! Something that manly must be followed up with an action of equal manliness.

>Tear roommate in half, a la God of War.

You attempt to rip your ROOMATE in half, like a popular video game character. However, your STRONGLINESS is far too low to perform this action. Also, you pocketed the ham, you didn't eat it.

>Proceed to look adorable with a cute kitty face in apology; stupid humans always fall for that shit.

As adorable as you are, he isn't falling for it. You already used this when you threw his laptop through his big screen TV.



Ouch! ROOMATE initiates battle!



Your first battle! How exhilerating/terrifying! First though, lets have a quick run-down of Cyz's combat style.
Cyz, being exceptionally weak both physically and mentally must rely on his impressive LUCK stat to keep him alive! In battle, Cyz can use LUCK TECH to perform various actions. Performing LUCK TECH consumes GAMBLE POINTS, which restore themselves over time or can be restored via items. Currently, the only two LUCK TECH that are available are LUCKY DRAW and CALL FOR HELP.

Good LUCK!

I like your drawing style btw, the main "hero" looks so cute =3

Why thank you!

[Warden Notes]

> Attack ROOMMATE with PAWS OF SOMETHING

[SonicLover]

>Use LUCKY DRAW

[MrGuy]

LEVEL 1 AUTO-COINCIDENCE: STARTING BONUS

[FKOD]

LEVEL 1 AUTO-COINCIDENCE: STARTING BONUS

Your passive skill: AUTO-COINCIDENCE: STARTING BONUS takes effect, allowing you the first attack!

>Use LUCKY DRAW

You DRAW a random item from your INVENTORY, and use it as an attack item! You fling your LIBRARY CARD like a deadly shuriken! It strikes your ROOMATE in the face for 2 damage! If you want it back, you will have to recover the LIBRARY CARD after battle.



ROOMATE uses MIFF TECH: FIST OF MILD AGGRAVATION! You lose 4 HEALTH!

[Warden Notes]

> LUCK TECH - CALL FOR HELP

[FKOD]

> LUCK TECH - CALL FOR HELP

What luck! A noble and majestic DUCKALOPE has come to aid you in your time of need! It charges in and deals 4 damage to your ROOMMATE. The DUCKALOPE will remain for the remainder of the battle. However, you will not be able to command the DUCKALOPE.



ROOMMATE attacks, dealing 2 points of damage!

[FKOD]

FKOD and GreyGabe are taking a break now. The Attackening: Revengeance will be back later. Keep submitting suggestions, folks!

[A Madman]

>You can't take much more of this! Eat the ham to recover health.

[MrGuy]

>You can't take much more of this! Eat the ham to recover health.

Yes, do this!

[FKOD]

>You can't take much more of this! Eat the ham to recover health.

You're too full to eat the whole ham, but you eat half of it. You recover all of your health points!
1 HAM removed from INVENTORY. 1 HALF-EATEN HAM put in INVENTORY.



The DUCKALOPE utters a terrible war-cry. ROOMMATE is paralized with fear!

[Gnauga]

>Mount Duckalope.
>Rapid-fire LUCKY DRAW

[FKOD]

>Mount Duckalope.

The DUCKALOPE suggests that this would not be a wise course of action.

>Rapid-fire LUCKY DRAW

Using LUCKY DRAW, you withdraw your HALF-EATEN HAM and use it as a battle item. You attack 4 times, for 1 damage each. You then stow the HALF-EATEN HAM in your inventory.



You won the battle! You gain 1 STRONGLINESS. You gain 1 CHARM. You gain 1 SEXINESS. You gain 2 LUCK. Your maximum GP goes up by 2.



ROOMMATE'S disposition index goes from HATRED to GRUDGING ACCEPTANCE. ROOMMATE joins the party! Er... what was his name again?

[Gnauga]

>Tim Burr

[SEPULCHRITUDE]

>CYZ: You decide to use LUCKTECH LV 3: I'D LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND, REGIS to call your friend JANIS. JANIS suggests your ROOMATE'S NAME was BEN DOVER. or BD.

[FKOD]

>Tim Burr

Oh yes. Your name is TIM BURR. God, how you hated your parents.

>CYZ: You decide to use LUCKTECH LV 3: I'D LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND, REGIS to call your friend JANIS. JANIS suggests your ROOMATE'S NAME was BEN DOVER. or BD.

Unfortunately, you are not at a high enough level to use LEVEL 3 LUCKTECHS. And who the heck is JANIS, anyway?

TIM informs you that you still owe him a month's worth of groceries. He suggests that you go with him to MAL-MART to purchase more.

[FKOD]

Okay, we're taking a break now. Feel free to post suggestions and stuff.

[MrGuy]

Go get some weapons, there are slimes to beat up!

[Warden Notes]

> Dramatic pose because this just got real

[A Madman]

>Get your ass to WAL-MART. Those groceries won't buy themselves.

[DarrenForest]

>Use your magical cat techniques to pull money out of nowhere, like those Lucky Cat Statues you see in Chinese restaurants sometimes.

[FKOD]

> Dramatic pose because this just got real

AAWWW YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Use your magical cat techniques to pull money out of nowhere, like those Lucky Cat Statues you see in Chinese restaurants sometimes.

You don't think you can do that. You wish you could, though.

>Get your ass to WMAL-MART. Those groceries won't buy themselves.

Go get some weapons, there are slimes to beat up!

TIM goes back to his room to fetch his ANGRY GLOVES and his CAR KEYS. Because you don't currently own any ARMAMENTS, you go to wait outside, next to his POORLY DRAWN CAR . It's ugly, but it gets great mileage. A KITTEN sits on top of a nearby TRASH CAN.

[A Madman]

>Stash kitten in fridge. Food is food, buddy.

[MrGuy]

Add KITTEN as TEMPORARY PET PARTY MEMBER.