The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

[Gustave]

The goggles came from Future Tim, duh, you showed that part already.
Tim: Tell Janis that you two can fix the machine. With the science... of love.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

Shennanigan: Reveal yourself to be an evil mastermind, and that everything that has happened thus far has been part of your plan for multi-universal domination.

Then reveal that you were joking.

Then reveal that you were actually joking about joking.

Or were you?!

[Quote]

Emily> shred the Middle Management with your AX
Pink Tied Ex Goon>use shotgun
Yellow Tied Ex Goon>use the Terrible Tango of Transmutation on Middle Manager
sorry I forgot all the names since it has been so long.

[Exasperation]

Ontological Pair-a-goggles> Wind up in Todd's inventory.

[FKOD]

Tim > Punch everything in the room but Janis

Tim: Try punching reality.

This is the best idea ever and you must be like some sort of super genius to come up with it.







Strange. This seemed to accomplish absolutely nothing.

Tim: Tell Janis that you two can fix the machine. With the science... of love.

This is an even besterest idea.





Janis gently but firmly tells you that you don't have time for this right now.

By hitting you in the face.

Shenanigan: Reveal that everything that has happened thus far has been part of your plan for the multi-universe's ultimate prank.

Then reveal that you were joking.

Then reveal that you were actually joking about joking.

Fixed.

Ontological Pair-a-goggles> Wind up in Todd's inventory.

Janis suggests that you go upstairs and see if you can do something about the Toddventory Singularity.



Shenanigan: "Heeheehee! This will not be the best prank of all time! Something will top this! Serious Raptor will definitely not have a conniption when he finds out about this!"
Janis: "What the...!? Don't you dare drop those goggles in there, you son of a skink!"
Shenanigan: "What, these goggles?"
Janis: "Yes, those goggles!"
Shenanigan: "And you mean that inventory singularity there?"
Janis: "Yes, these are the things I was talking about."
Shenanigan: "So you don't want me to drop these goggles into that vortex?"
Janis: "That is, in essence, exactly what I am saying."
Shenanigan: "You don't want me, Not Shenanigan Rex, Not King of all Pranksters, to drop these paradox-riddled goggles into this Toddventory singularity?"
Janis: "We have been over this, yes."
Shenanigan: "*sigh* Whelp. Now my hands are not tied! It's not opposite day."
Janis: "WHAAAAAAAT!?"





This... this won't end well.





...whuh?





A vortex opens, and everyone gets sucked in! (Well, except for the less corporeal entities floating about. They just dissipate...)



Meanwhile, back at the Toddventory singularity... something begins to emerge...

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Azathoth: You thought I was defeated? I am ETERNAL. You will learn the TRUE meaning of suffering!

Oh no! Azathoth has exploited the weakness in reality to force his way into the real world!



It never stops, does it?

>Emily and Verenth: Do stuff.

You are not those guys!

[starburst98]

janis and tim: team rage tech.

[Daedalus]

Did Janis just lose her powers?

Tim > Punch Azathoth back into the void

[romanticistCaveman]

>Real World: Turn into a setting more fitting of a fight with Azathoth.

>Azathoth: Preform sloppy darkness-licking make-outs with self.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Todd: Bring up the inventory management menu and drag yourself to the trash can.

[Bradley]

Shenananigan: Trick Azathoth into sitting of a whoope-cushion:

Azathoth: Decide to prove how evil you are by disemboweling Shenanigan in an ESPECIALLY painful manner.

[xelada]

Shenananigan: Trick Azathoth into sitting of a whoope-cushion:

Azathoth: Decide to prove how evil you are by disemboweling Shenanigan in an ESPECIALLY painful manner.

seconded

[andanotherone]

Shenanigan: reveal that this was all some sort of extremely complicated and convoluted plan to become a god, so that you may prank the universe and everyone inside of it constantly.

[snoomanwaff]

Shenananigan: Trick Azathoth into sitting of a whoope-cushion:

Azathoth: Decide to prove how evil you are by disemboweling Shenanigan in an ESPECIALLY painful manner.

seconded

Ghost pirate>unzip yourself and reveal you are actually shenanigan rex.
Shenanigan rex that just got disembowled>reveal yourself to be the ghost pirate.

[Exasperation]

Shenananigan: Trick Azathoth into sitting of a whoope-cushion:

Azathoth: Decide to prove how evil you are by disemboweling Shenanigan in an ESPECIALLY painful manner.

seconded

Ghost pirate>unzip yourself and reveal you are actually shenanigan rex.
Shenanigan rex that just got disembowled>reveal yourself to be the ghost pirate.

Azathoth>also reveal yourself to be Shenanigan Rex.
Shenanigans Rex>merge to become Ultimate Shenanigan Rex.

[williamcll]

Beat some fish out of him

[FKOD]

>Real World: Turn into a setting more fitting of a fight with Azathoth.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF--

>Azathoth: Preform sloppy darkness-licking make-outs with self.

He already is!

>Todd: Bring up the inventory management menu and drag yourself to the trash can.

Todd is a bit busy, what with these Lovecraftian horrors and all.

Shenananigan: Trick Azathoth into sitting of a whoope-cushion:

Azathoth: Decide to prove how evil you are by disemboweling Shenanigan in an ESPECIALLY painful manner.

seconded

Azathoth: "STOP right There INSUFFERABLE lizard."
Shenanigan: "Eep."



Azathoth: Abra-ka-stabra!







Shenangian: "Gotcha!"

Shenanigan: reveal that this was all some sort of extremely complicated and convoluted plan to become a god, so that you may prank the universe and everyone inside of it constantly.

Shenanigan Rex disappears in a flash of divine light!

Shenanigan Rex has completed DemiGodTech: Full Apotheosis!
Shenanigan Rex has transformed from a Greater Demigod to a full fledged Prankster Deity!

You can now only control him if he was already gonna do what you said anyway.

Tim > Punch Azathoth back into the void

Oh dang that did not go well at all! You have had nightmares that start out like this...

This is looking pretty bad! But suddenly, Janis is struck with inspiration!

janis and tim: team rage tech.

Janis: "Hey Tim! I just wanted to let you know I've decided to go out with Cyz. Hope you don't mind!"





Tim: "FINAL. RAGE. OVERDRIVE."

Well. That got his attention anyway.
Tim is now the very avatar of anger.

Beat some fish out of him

What? That makes little to no sense. However...



You could easily beat some fish into him!

Minutes in the past, but not many...



Shenanigan: "There you are! I was beginning to think you weren't going to show!"
Cyz: "..Whah?"
Shenanigan: "God powers are kinda hard to get used to. Especially when you first find out that time is actually shaped like a chinchilla. Oh, and everything is happening at once. It is always the present, after all!"
Cyz: "I have no idea about anything that you are talking about."
Shenanigan: "That's okay! I didn't expect you to, my biggest fan! I am aware of your somewhat diminutive intelligence, even though you did use that novelty mug."
Cyz: "Uh-huh."
Shenanigan: "The most important thing for you to know is that I am a god now, and that I am here to help you! In the next room awaits Azathoth. Or rather, half of him. The lower half. It's pretty terrible. You will need all of your powers to defeat him! And... you will have my help. As much as I can offer you, anyway."
Cyz: "'Kay. How much can you offer?"
Shenanigan: "Less than I wish I could, but more than you probably need."
Cyz: "'Kay. When did you become a god, by the way?"
Shenanigan: "In about three or four minutes."
Cyz: "'Kay. So, this Azathoth guy. What's his deal?"
Shenanigan: "You know, take over the universe, enslave all life, et cetera."
Cyz: "That et cereal sounds especially nasty."
Shenanigan: "Uh... yeah. Right. Anyway, when you are ready, continue to the next chamber to face this foe! I have to go keep an eye on Tim and Janis now, because they are fighting him too! Or they will be soon. But don't worry, I will be with you! Together, the three of you will defeat this foe and bring peace!"
Cyz: "'Kay."

Steeling yourself, you continue into the next chamber...



Wow. He is not wearing pants. It's pretty terrible.
The door disappears as you enter, and the walls contort strangely at the periphery of your vision. You get the feeling that this room could expand outward at any second. This surely isn't because the artist didn't really make the room big enough.
Azathoth: "GRIND TEAR RIP... REND THE FLESH AND CRUSH THE BONES!"
Oh boy this just bodes well all over the place.
Azathoth: "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM."
Ugh.
Shenanigan: "Look within yourself Cyz... you have the power to defeat him!"
Cyz: "'Kay."

[GreyGabe]

When we said we'd update on a weekday, they said we were mad... they said we were crazy...

WELL WHO'S CRAZY NOW!?

It's still us...

A special thanks to FKOD's teachers for not giving her any homework tonight!

[Schazer]

Yaay!

Wait several minutes for all the tentacles to lash out and grab Tim. Then tickle their under-regions.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Cyz: Become CYZTHULU.

[Schazer]

>Cyz: Become CYZTHULU.

Oh, hells to the this instead.

[Daedalus]

>Cyz: Become CYZTHULU.

Oh, hells to the this instead.

Definitely

[Gustave]

Azathoth: Destroy everything, forcing humanity to start again and struggle for survival in a world of horrors.

[Bradley]

Cyz: realize that when Shenanigan said to look inside yourself, he meant that he put the weapon you need INSIDE YOU, as part of a very cruel prank. Take some laxatives and ask Az to wait a few minutes.

[GreyGabe]

Azathoth: Destroy everything, forcing humanity to start again and struggle for survival in a world of horrors.

I have actually been contemplating reviving that. Just haven't gotten around to it yet. Soon, though...

[Exasperation]

Todd: convince those four diminutive lovecraftian horrors you're fighting that they should stop all this senseless violence and, instead, form a senseless barbershop quartet named "Little Barbershop of Horrors".