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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    This used to be a story about how a catboy pissed off his roommate and went grocery shopping together.

    ...dramatic changes, obviously.
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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Quote Originally Posted by Gustave
    Tim: Use a healing flex to get Janis back in the fight.


    Fuuuuuuulllllleeeeeeexxxx!



    Hhhhhhheeeeeaaaaaal!

    That felt kinda stupid! But it worked!

    Quote Originally Posted by snoomanwaff
    Quote Originally Posted by Bradley
    Azatoth: Fully heal yourself.
    Do this by stealing some of Janis's HP.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bradley
    Tim: Be so angered by this that you become powerful enough to break the turn based system and attack again. Unleash a tachnique so mighty that it kills Azatoth in one blow and simultaneously heals Janis.
    yus


    Azathoth: "What A wonderful idea!"

    Unsurprisingly, Janis has far fewer Health Potatoes in her Stamina Stew than Azathoth does. He only heals by 40 points.
    She is once more rendered unconscious.



    Ooh, you have never been so irked. Vexed even. Even a trifle ticked.



    SUPERIOR RAGETECH: FURIOUS FLYING FISTS OF FLAME: THE DRAGON QUEENS COURTIER'S ANGRY DRUNKEN NEPHEW'S IRE! UNSTOPPABLE BURNACLYSM OF PAINFUL FIREFULNESS!

    Okay not technically one blow. But it is one attack, right?
    Ouchies! It deals 638 damage! Azathoth has 400 HP remaining! However, Tim can't seem to deal that last bit of damage...

    Quote Originally Posted by eerr
    cyz from the future: appear.
    cyz from now: go to the future and come back really quickly to avoid a paradox.


    Umm... you get the feeling you may have miscalculated. Slightly. You aren't sure why you would feel that though.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    This used to be a story about how a catboy pissed off his roommate and went grocery shopping together.

    ...dramatic changes, obviously.
    Indeed!

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Shenanigan axe time!
    You are the Chieftain of Void in the Land of Ramps and Water.
    Your chumHandle is digitalProtector and you usually get FFFFFFreaking pisssssed

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    All copies of Cyz: Combination attack!

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Paradox Cyz caused: Destroy the entire universe and kill EVERYONE, rendering the entire adventure pointless.

    Tim: When you get to Heaven, smack Cyz upside the head for destroying reality.
    This is a place holder until I think of an awesome signature.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon Fogel
    All copies of Cyz: Combination attack!
    Quote Originally Posted by 1joe1
    Shenanigan axe time!
    indeed...to both.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Quote Originally Posted by snoomanwaff
    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon Fogel
    All copies of Cyz: Combination attack!
    Quote Originally Posted by 1joe1
    Shenanigan axe time!
    indeed...to both.


    Cyz (present): "Hey, Azathoth! I'd like to axe you a question!"
    Cyz (various): *snigger* *giggle*

    Azathoth's health is knocked down to 1 HP!

    One more hit should do it...





    The other Cyzs (Cyzes? Cyzi?) go back to their own times. Or thereabouts.







    Cyz and Shenanigan prepare the final strike!



    Azathoth is forced down/up into the portal! Azathoth's lower half is forced all the way in, and the lower portal closes!
    However, his upper half is hanging on for dear life...



    Azathoth: "Death IS but a door... TIME is but a window... I WILL BE BACK!



    Azathoth: "...Huh?"
    Shenanigan: "Step right up, step right up folks! Test your strength! Test your strength here! Hit the bell and win a doll for your doll! How about it folks! Test your strength! How about you sir? You without the shirt? You look like a strapping young lad! Will you test your strength?"





    Azathoth: "Wait you know I was just kidding about all that door and window stuff right?"



    Azathoth: "Ow!"
    Azathoth loses all remaining Respect Cookies from his Dignity Platter.
    Shenanigan: "Well would ya lookit that? We have a winner!"



    Shenanigan: "Here ya go, Sonny Jim."
    Tim: "Aw yes. Giant teddy bear!"



    Janis: "Aww! You won me a giant teddy bear!?"
    Tim: "What? No I... Uh... yes. For you... Haha. Why would I want it, after all? The very idea is silly."



    Everyone ever: "Daaaaaaawwwww!"



    Shenanigan: "Good job, Cyz. We really showed that terrible horror from beyond time and space who's boss, huh?"
    Cyz: "Yeppers."
    Shenanigan: "Now, though, it's time for you to go after Emily! It's time for you to hunt him down and stop him from ruining reality any more than he already has!"
    Cyz: "'Kay."
    Shenanigan: "Now, if you'll excuse me... I've got some pranks to play."
    Cyz: "Hold up just a second. How am I going to get to the future?"
    Shenanigan: "...God like powers, teleportation, the fact that you're already in a time rift, any of this ringing a bell?"
    Cyz: "Oh, right. 'Kay."



    Expending the last of your god-powers, you open a portal to... the FFFFFFUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUURRRRRE! You can somehow sense exactly where Emily and company punched through.



    You proceed through the portal, and into the unknown...



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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    That will show that Azathoth who is in charge 'round here!

    So now we have a choice;
    Do we do part two in another topic, or stick with this one for now? It is up to you guys I guess.

    Also! Any thoughts? Suggestions? Criticisms? Let us know!

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    *clap*
    *clap*




    *clap*
    I might be rude but atleast I speak the truth.
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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    I think a new topic is in order. Will the next one be just as crazy and involve a Tim that ISN'T fueled by rage?

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    It would hardly be the Attackening if it wasn't absolutely crazy! So it will be!

    As for the characters who will be involved, though? My lips are sealed. Er... my fingers are sealed. My keyboard is sealed?
    Something like that.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    Quote Originally Posted by Xander
    Will the next one be just as crazy and involve a Tim that ISN'T fueled by rage?
    I wouldn't want to live in a world where Tim isn't fueled by rage.
    This is a place holder until I think of an awesome signature.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    ok. well then.
    ==>

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    By the gods!
    ...
    Literally.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    I think azaroth would totally have soiled his transdimensional pants right before Tim took that hammer to his face. I believe we deserve them and all their power.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance

    EPILOGUE


    A love is kindled, a new day begins...


    A prankster god knows that there are other worlds than this one...


    A noble Drunkard is returned home... with some guests...


    A scholar and a bard make the best of what they have... until the day they can return home...


    Loose ends tied up, a chapter ends... but a new one is just beginning...


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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    *clap clap clap*
    *...clap?*

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    Crystal Raver: Kick Cyz in the nuts, because why not, his adventure's done
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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    So, when does the next one start?

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    Excellent work, both of you! This is one of my favorites.

    Eagerly awaiting the next topic.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    Quote Originally Posted by piester View Post
    Crystal Raver: Kick Cyz in the nuts, because why not, his adventure's done
    But Crystal Raver's isn't.

    DAMN YOU RED

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    Yaaay! Excellent work, guys. This was a great read.

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    I haven't read this yet, but I gather that I should. Is there a mirror around anywhere?

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    Re: The Attackening: Revengeance (Completed)

    I'm... working on one. It's taking me awhile, but now that it's finished I'll try to put a rush on it.

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