1984 Quest *COMPLETED*

[McBatman]

You are WINSTON SMITH. You are an OUTER PARTY MEMBER in the country of OCEANIA. It's a humid and dismal morning in your one bedroom apartment. You are feeling particularly HUNGOVER from too much VICTORY GIN. The TELESCREEN blares praise of BIG BROTHER, who may or may not be WATCHING YOU.

What do you do?

[ClericBard]

Smack the TV and call it a bitch.

[thriggle]

>See how much VICTORY GIN is left.

[McBatman]

Smack the TV and call it a bitch.

You ASSAULT your TELESCREEN. The TELESCREEN OPERATOR greets you good morning. Must be Monday.

>See how much VICTORY GIN is left.

Enough for BREAKFAST. You hear a WEATHER REPORT. Seems its going to be 72 degrees with a 100% chance of OBEYING the PARTY today. Same as usual.

[ClericBard]

Go to the BASEMENT and see how your trapped slave boy is doing you fucking drunk.

[Donelle]

>Throw an olympic hammer at TV screen.

[McBatman]

Go to the BASEMENT and see how your trapped slave boy is doing you fucking drunk.

Who do you think you are, an INNER PARTY member? All you got was a stupid BIG BROTHER BOBBLE HEAD DOLL. Geeze you hate that guy.

You begrudgingly change into your I LOVE BIG BROTHER JUMPSUIT, as it's time for your JOB at the MINISTRY OF TRUTH. You grumble as you look at your HELLO BIG-BROTHER CLOCK.

[ClericBard]

> Well then become a INNER PARTY member, and get the slave child.

[McBatman]

> Well then become a INNER PARTY member, and get the slave child.

You contemplate signing up for the HOW TO BECOME AN INNER PARTY MEMBER SEMINAR later today at the MINISTRY OF TRUTH. For now you head out the APARTMENT. Oh craptastic. It's your annoying neighbor, Fred Parsons. You know everyone loves BIG BROTHER, you get the feeling this one does in all the wrong ways. Maybe it's the hair. He compliments you on the MATCHING JUMPSUIT. Your loathing deepens.

[ClericBard]

Kick his Nuts and make Booze out of him.

[McBatman]

Kick his Nuts and make Booze out of him.

Unfortunately, FRED works at the MINISTRY OF KUNG-FU. He JUJITSUS you out the window into the alley below.

[ClericBard]

Two Vagrants are in the alley way, they ask if you can spare some limbs, but you politely decline.

[McBatman]

Two Vagrants are in the alley way, they ask if you can spare some limbs, but you politely decline.

Two PROLE VAGRANTS are in the alleyway where you land. The SOLID CONCRETE breaks your fall. One has a PEG LEG and a BROOM for an arm. The other is a still living HEAD in a BUCKET. They ask if you can spare some limbs. You cannot hear them over the sound of your concussion.

[Stephen]

> Limp your way to your job at MiniTru

[Zanbolt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...uest/84Q-2.jpg

Wouldn't that just be good, or at best plus good? Double plus was just a qualifier. >_>
Anyway, excuse my padanticness, this looks like it could end up pretty good.

[McBatman]

> Limp your way to your job at MiniTru

You shuffle your way through the crowd of mindless citizens on their way to various BIG BROTHER related ESTABLISHMENTS. You think you may have dislocated a kidney.

[RedMage]

Enter a homicidal rage from your BAD DAY.

[McBatman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...uest/84Q-2.jpg

Wouldn't that just be good, or at best plus good? Double plus was just a qualifier. >_>
Anyway, excuse my padanticness, this looks like it could end up pretty good.

It's literally been years since I actually read the book, so I wouldn't know exactly.

[Stephen]

They'd say, "Have a doubleplusgood day." But then again, you've already used a lot of non newspeak words, so I'm assuming this adventure is in oldspeak.

And you should read it again. I thought I vaguely remembered the book from when I'd read it 5 years ago, but when I reread it, I discovered that it was totally different than I thought it was. The book is referred to so much in popular culture, by people who have no clue what they're talking about, that it's really hard to keep the actual story in mind.

[McBatman]

They'd say, "Have a doubleplusgood day." But then again, you've already used a lot of non newspeak words, so I'm assuming this adventure is in oldspeak.

And you should read it again. I thought I vaguely remembered the book from when I'd read it 5 years ago, but when I reread it, I discovered that it was totally different than I thought it was. The book is referred to so much in popular culture, by people who have no clue what they're talking about, that it's really hard to keep the actual story in mind.

We're going to be lucky if this even qualifies as based on 1984 in a few moments to be honest.

Enter a homicidal rage from your BAD DAY.

Your DEVASTATING INJURIES make you too tired to rebel today. You go about editing the biography of a man named EINSTEN. He has now gone from discovering RELATIVITY, to being a world renown KICKBOXER.

You drop your pencil as you take a look at the next document that needs editing.

It seems you have discovered the FIRST DRAFT of the PARTY's current SLOGAN. Apparently someone was going through the PARTY ARCHIVES and accidentally sent this for modification.

[RedMage]

Replace it all with cd-i quotes.

[ClericBard]

It Sure is Boring Around Here

MAI BOI!!!

[McBatman]

Replace it all with cd-i quotes.

MAH BOI, CD-i won't exist for another 7 years!

[Languidiir]

>Draw a penis on the document.

[ClericBard]

Immitate Future Popular Youtube Sensation FRED and start to act gay and foolhardy.