1984 Quest *COMPLETED*

[Rodergaut]

Winston: Shout "Look out! It's Breakdancing Tesla!"

Doo-Rag: Rip unpleasantly.

[A Madman]

This is an unfortunate turn of events. I guess we all face a life or do-rag decision in our life...
>WS: Untie Do-rag, theoretically that should release you.

[McBatman]

This is an unfortunate turn of events. I guess we all face a life or do-rag decision in our life...
>WS: Untie Do-rag, theoretically that should release you.

WS: You untie your DO-RAG and free fall away from the chaos about to ensue.
LUMBERG: You stare at the psychotic KICKBOXER EINSTEIN.
"Yeaaaaaah, about that. Seems you've got a problem with your TPS Reports. I'm gonna make sure you remember this memo, mmm'kay?"

[thriggle]

>WS: Catch yosself on a window ledge, foo!

[McBatman]

>WS: Catch yosself on a window ledge, foo!

WS: You fall from the building, the street approaching quickly, when suddenly the scenery begins to get all... weird. Reality itself seems to be melting around you.

You land with a THUD in a rather comfortable chair. Wait, chair?

You look around you as you see several TV MONITORS with several scenes going on at once. You swear there's enough to see every person not just in OCEANIA, but possibly the entire PLANET. Who would want to watch... all...

BB: Glorious, glorious! It's all so glorious! So many lives, so much action, so very much entertainment! You could spend an eternity watching the playbacks alone! You point at one screen, it's KICKBOXER EINSTEIN. You look at another, it's O'BRIEN's pathway from INNER PARTY BUREAUCRAT to MASKED VIGILANTE BUREAUCRAT. Though yours has been the most entertaining of all, WINSTON SMITH. Each life you touch brings about another series of wacky events. It's why you're the STAR after all.

I remember when it all happened to me.

[thriggle]

AAAAGH!

>Have BB confirm your identity via vericose veins.

[A Madman]

>Dude, check out the screens. There's probably someone nakedright now. *Snicker*

[elrunethe2nd]

>Demand a cigar.
>Ask him who he is, the name tag must be lying.

[RedMage]

WS: Display your full fledged loyalty with a BIG BROTHER SHUFFLE

[McBatman]

>Demand a cigar.
>Ask him who he is, the name tag must be lying.

You demand to know who this man is. Clearly he can't be who he claims to be!

He merely slides a book towards you across the desk.

"Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell?"
You look at the book intently. Something bothers you deeply about this.

"Dude, that sucked."
"Exactly. You see, after going through the story so many times, at some point I began to have increasing amounts of deja vu. Eventually, I came to realize I was IN a story, and thus I found a way to begin to edit the typing on the pages, via the magic pencils and pens in the MINISTRY OF TRUTH. Eventually I became the author in and of itself, and granted myself a chance at a new story. Each time you eventually find your way back here, and each time you select different variables for the next instance, just to spice things up. After all, who wants to live in a dystopia?"

"Don't worry though, it only means it's time for a new chapter in-"

Suddenly, B.B. gets a FIST impaled through his CHEST.

KE: "I told you, I can SMELL YOUR FEAR!"

WS: "GAH!"
You wake up with a start. Your head is pounding from all the VICTORY GIN you've been drinking. What a cooky dream!

You do your morning stretches...

And head off to work.

....Before waking up violently in a church pew heavily bandaged.
It seems you suffered several broken bones and a severe concussion when you fell from the rooftop. It's a miracle you even survived! You've been in a coma for a few months now, apparently having some troubling dreams while under the care of JENNIFER and her husband, O'BATMAN.

[Zanbolt]

>Goldstein: Approach Winston with an offer to join the underground revolution.

[Andorxor]

>Goldstein be a combination of Goldfinger and Einstein

[elrunethe2nd]

Author: Expend several panels depicting many months in WS's new life as BB, before introducing the new plot involving Goldstein, who is

Goldstein by a combination of Goldfinger and Einstein

Or similar.
1985?

[Hamelin]

WS: Find your medical chart and add a line under your injuries that says "PATIENT GAINED SUPERPOWERS"

[aichmophile]

> WS: Murder JENNIFER out of jealousy.

[Stephen]

> WS: Run around maniacally insisting to everyone that you're big brother, and that the world's looping repeatedly, and that everything's just a book!

[A Madman]

>Examine surroundings. Is there a nice patch of flowers?

[Rodergaut]

Einstein: Build RatMan, and send him to hunt down Winston. Surely a robot master can succeed.

[Arby]

> Become erect, wearing only a smile.

(hehe, double meaning)

[Syniphas]

>: Syniphas: bump topic._

[elrunethe2nd]

>Double bump.
This was going so well.
D:

[McBatman]

> WS: Run around maniacally insisting to everyone that you're big brother, and that the world's looping repeatedly, and that everything's just a book!

WS: You start screaming how you're BIG BROTHER and that everything is just a convoluted plot to keep you amused.

WS: You seriously start to doubt your writing abilities as JENNIFER helps you back to sleep, seeing as you're obviously delusional.

[A Madman]

>Scream to O' Batman for help!

[McBatman]

>Scream to O' Batman for help!

KE: You clench your fist in victory, crushing LUMBERG's glasses. Even the TITAN OF LATE WEEKENDS is no match for you. You sniff the air, seeking the one who has no scent of fear.

WS: You're sleeping soundly after passing out from the lack of oxygen. O'BATMAN suddenly gets paged on his BAT-PAGER. He's being summoned to the roof of the MINISTRY OF PEACE. JENNIFER is tending her ROSE GARDEN, making their thorns POINTIER with a NAIL FILE so the next person to crash through the roof will think twice about sticking around.

[A Madman]

>WS: Don't have a nightmare. Trust me. If you concentrate on not having nightmares, you'll never have one. It always works.