Peachworld

[thriggle]

You are James.

You magically arrived on a planet-sized peach and have lost track of how long you've been trapped here. It has long since lost its novelty, and the peach itself has begun to rot. Unpleasant things writhe in the shadows, and the ground beneath your feet quivers with the presence of hideous peach-devouring worms.

What do you do?

[Baphomet]

befriend an ornery, blind worm

[OldManRupee]

Search for the nearest ruins of civilization.

[Phantos]

Pray to your dark master, LORD DREADSTAR, for guidance.

[Sleet]

>Dance a merry jig to cheer yourself up.

[Superfrequency]

I love you

> Take a walk and see what you can find

[A Madman]

>Sigh, look to the sky. Another day in the life on Peachworld. Get some stable patch of skin, lest the Peachworms strike.

Already, I want to write Peachworld fanfiction. And I've never even read or written a fanfiction before. It's just got so much potential for some crazy sci-fi shit to go down.

[Superfrequency]

>Sigh, look to the sky. Another day in the life on Peachworld. Get some stable patch of skin, lest the Peachworms strike

Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm

[elrunethe2nd]

Already, I want to write Peachworld fanfiction. And I've never even read or written a fanfiction before. It's just got so much potential for some crazy sci-fi shit to go down.

At first, when I saw the topic title, I WTF'ed, and questioned the number of these things these days, although I entirely revise that now.
I know the feeling, as this has started on such a weird tone it can only get better.
Hooray for Dahl.

[thriggle]

befriend an ornery, blind worm

The worms here, though ornery and blind, are not to be befriended.

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Pray to your dark master, LORD DREADSTAR, for guidance.

Uttering a prayer to LORD DREADSTAR or anyone else who can get you off of this hellhole of a planet, you sigh and look to the sky. Some day, freedom. Some day, a dinner other than peaches. Even fish heads would be delicious right now.

>Sigh, look to the sky. Another day in the life on Peachworld. Get some stable patch of skin, lest the Peachworms strike.

Already, I want to write Peachworld fanfiction. And I've never even read or written one before.

Search for the nearest ruins of civilization.

I love you

> Take a walk and see what you can find

You've walked so long, searching the rich, peachy wastes of this planet for something, anything besides the unending horizon of peachfuzz and peachworms. But something inside you drives you to continue searching; there must be a way out.

You set off into the maddening vastness of the peachworld, not knowing if you're looking for lost civilizations, a safe place to stand, or hell, even some edible mold.

[Sleet]

>Look for the telltale signs of a festering nectarmass about to blow.

[Superfrequency]

Is there anything in our inventory?

[SleepingOrange]

>Spot ODD GLOW on the HORIZON.

(Hee, this is very cool. Honestly, my stupid suggestion was just to have a reason to be able to say this without being too spammy)

[thriggle]

Is there anything in our inventory?

You pull out the meagre contents of your pockets, seeking comfort from them.

All you have is a grasshopper leg and a locket with a picture of your parents, who long ago were trampled by rhinoceroses. The photograh has long since faded away with time and peach acid. The leg came from a grasshopper friend you made upon initial arrival on peachworld; Mr. Grasshopper was devoured by a peachworm. You have kept his remains as a reminder of this world's horrors, a symbol of the promise you made to yourself that day, vowing not to fall to the same fate.

>Look for the telltale signs of a festering nectarmass about to blow.

>Spot ODD GLOW on the HORIZON.

You look to the horizon.

Yes, there it is. Another nectarmass, glowing and ready to blow. The cycle of decomposition continues.

[OldManRupee]

Run towards it! Maybe the force of the explosion will expell you off this godforsaken peach!

[g0m]

>Look up.

[Gustave]

>Try to find solace in finding shapes in clouds. Like you used to do.

[thriggle]

Run towards it! Maybe the force of the explosion will expell you off this godforsaken peach!

You run toward the nectarmass and stand above it, awaiting the inevitable.

>Look up.

Looking up, you see that the explosion is hurtling you toward a moldy cloud.

>Try to find solace in finding shapes in clouds. Like you used to do.

Seeking solace, you look for shapes in the mold cloud.

The only shape you see is that of a malevolent cloud person. It offers no solace.

[Superfrequency]

> Talk malevolent cloud person

[A Madman]

>Look out at the shattered landscape.

[MalkyTop]

This has forced me to watch the movie again. NOW I'M NOSTALGIC ALL OVER AGAIN.

[thriggle]

> Talk malevolent cloud person

You have a thoughtful, intelligent conversation with the malevolent cloud person.

>Look out at the shattered landscape.

It looks like mold.

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I might just be too lazy to actually keep going with this. Anyone is welcome to take over, though, if you think there's more life left in this idea.

[Superfrequency]

I might just be too lazy to actually keep going with this. Anyone is welcome to take over, though, if you think there's more life left in this idea.

Only youuuuuuu

I think it would be better to just let it go nowhere and die than pass the torch. It was just a joke anyway.

Maybe just have a worm eat James.

[thriggle]

Good point. If I kill him off, we can put this on the "completed adventures" thread.

VIEWERS: Give me exciting ways for James to make the final escape off of Peachworld; I will choose the best. There will be exactly one more update.

[Superfrequency]

>Make a mad dash for the spaceship just over the horizon