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    Take my life in a completely different direction.

    Take my life in a completely different direction.
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    You are BOWMAN. You are at your GIRLFRIEND'S APARTMENT. You are wearing your ARTHUR DENT ROBE. You're currently at your LAPTOP and you're considering making a post on the MSPA forums, however, you've suddenly been stroke by the notion of taking your life in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTION.

    What will you do?

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    I don't suppose you have any tea, do you?

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    >wear robe backwards

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    BM: Part hair on opposite side. Then store arms in couch.

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    Realize that your name is a sign that your true calling is ARCHERY.

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    Thrust your pelvis, then do the Robot.
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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    > Quickly, find a towel!

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    KILL EVERYONE

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    > wear robe backwards

    > Quickly, find a towel!
    COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTION[/b] in life can renew your sense of purpose?

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    >Decide to become a film-noir themed detective. Its about time you investigated your sense of lack of purpose.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    clearly you have lived your life to this point with the philosophy of DONT PANIC

    therefore

    >PANIC

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    The best way to change one's life drastically? Radical personality overhaul.

    The best way to overhaul one's personality? Extreme psychological torment.

    The most extreme psychological torment? Humanimals.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    Commit yourself to a life of quiet introspection after reading Andrew Hussie's Humanimals.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    Wear the teapot like an udder.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    It is obviously time to dump your girlfriend, changing the locks while she's out. It's your apartment now, she can find somewhere else to live!

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    It is obviously time to dump your girlfriend, changing the locks while she's out. It's your apartment now, she can find somewhere else to live!
    DIRECTION[/b] for your life, dare you say, one that is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

    You quickly reach into the front pocket of your ARTHUR DENT ROBE (which is now, of course, the back pocket) to retrieve your CELL PHONE.

    BOWMAN[/b], and that you want all the locks in the locksmith's smithery delivered to the apartment pronto! You are not to be fucked with!

    GIRLFRIEND[/b] was not actually out of the apartment. In fact, had you cared to acknowledge her existence, you might have noticed she was standing slightly off-frame. She now inquires as to what you were doing calling a locksmith at all hours. You're going to need some smooth talking to get out of this one, man of bow.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    >Tell her that you needed the locksmith to help you with the starting of your extensive lock collection.

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    Make sweet love with your girlfriend and father a son. Congratulations, your life is now headed in a completely different direction!

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    >You're already bored of this idea. Fuck it, let's see what's in the other rooms.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    >Put down the phone as if you had done nothing out of the ordinary. Deny anything about locks for the next 5 minutes.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    >Just go for a walk before the locksmiths get here. Tell her you're just getting some groceries.

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    "Admit" to her you're planning a surprise birthday party, and "lock" is just a codeword. You can't tell her what it's code for, or it might ruin the surprise. Swear her to secrecy, then ask her to go buy some junk food for the "party." Pray the locksmith gets there before she returns.

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    Re: Take my life in a completely different direction.

    >Your girlfriend knows too much. Eliminate her.

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