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[aryst0krat]

You are the letter E. You are currently EXISTING in a rather plain room. There is a very bad picture of an EARTHWORM on the wall. What will you do?


I'm not sure how this will go, as I really can't draw at all, but I have ideas for the game mechanics so hopefully I can skirt around the obstacle that is artistic skill. Making my main character a letter sure helped with that.

[AllIsLost]

Become an M, by tripping.

[blueberryclock2]

Become the Number 7 by 'Tripping'

[SEPULCHRITUDE]

>Morph yourself into a SQUARE shape.

[aryst0krat]

You don't recognize the commands "MORPH" or "BECOME". As the letter E, you are only able to complete actions starting with the letter E. Such as "EXIST". You are damn good at EXISTING.

What will you do?

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

Eliminate your egregiously enumerable enemies.

[blueberryclock2]

'Exit' being the letter E and become an R.

[aryst0krat]

Eliminate your egregiously enumerable enemies.

What ENEMIES?

Looks like you'll have to find them first.

[aryst0krat]

'Exit' being the letter E and become an R.

You can EXIT, but you won't become an R by doing so. Do it anyway?

[aichmophile]

> Educate yourself to accept a broader range of commands.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

Energetically escape your empty edifice

[RaLeCo]

> Examine your surroundings

[SEPULCHRITUDE]

>Eat el earthworm.

[aryst0krat]

aryst0krat's interwebs> Mysteriously fail.

>Done

Anyway.

> Educate yourself to accept a broader range of commands.

You try this, but even your content-lacking paper thin books don't seem to have the solution.

> Examine your surroundings

The only thing in the room is that picture. You EXAMINE it more closely.



On closer inspection, it appears to be even more poorly drawn than you had originally thought.

Energetically escape your empty edifice

You do so. Energetically.



You enter another room. The letter S is SEATED on a chair that is definitely not a lower case H. Schle (stolen pronouns ftw) is STARING at a table that is definitely not a skewed version of the pi symbol, but otherwise not doing much. You might be able to convince schler to join your party.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

>Embarrasingly express emotions towards "S"

[aryst0krat]

>Embarrasingly express emotions towards "S"

You do so.



"S" seems bemused, but not at all hostile. Schler interest in what you have to say is a good sign that she might be willing to join you.

[aichmophile]

> Express your wish for S to join your party.

[aryst0krat]

> Express your wish for S to join your party.

In an embarrassing display of emotive laziness, you EXPRESS said wish with a single unit of punctuation. "S" says schle would love to do so!



The letter S joined your party! You can't see schler, but schle's there.

You are now able to use commands beginning with the letter S!

[Cactuseater]

Sit on the chair. It's yours now.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

>Effortlessly Stray Somewhere Schle would Enjoy

[aichmophile]

I really hope you encounter some IPA characters.

[aryst0krat]

Sit on the chair. It's yours now.

You SIT on the chair. Damn that feels good. It's like the thing was built for your 90 degree angles.

>Effortlessly Stray Somewhere Schle would Enjoy

Enough of that nonsense. It's time for some STRAYING.

Unfortunately, "straying" is kind of a strange verb, and you just end up back in the EARTHWORM room again.



"S" appears strangely SMITTEN. You feel slightly ENVIOUS of the cruddy art.

[aryst0krat]

I really hope you encounter some IPA characters.

'Scuse me? International Phoenetic Alphabet?

I'd imagine so. It seems to be the case so far, anyway.

EDIT: Never mind. I didn't quite grasp what you were saying. I still don't, though...

[Cactuseater]

Strike S back into her senses.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

>End the Evil Entreatments of the Earthy Enemy