Re: Something a little different #3, #4 on p13, #5 on p16
SOMETHING DIFFERENT 4: THIS TIME IT'S NOT SOMETHING DIFFERENT 3!!!
It is a fine Summers morning and you hear a knock at the door. Who on Earth could it be!?

Why, it's the 'Straight-2-U' Delivery man with a parcel for you! It isn't even your birthday!!
Cactuseater[spoiler]
You don't know who would send you such a large, yellow package without there being a specific occasion. You consider the box with some perplexity.
Anathema[spoiler]SleepingOrange[spoiler]
Having inadvisably set fire to something, you decide it's high time to eat something stupid.
NachoGrande96[spoiler]
You attempt to eat the CACTUS. ROCKETCACTUS agresses! Your toungue is impaled by needles! You lose 2 HP! The thing you burned, which is actually CASH, loses 2 Unscorched Points (USP)! The PICTURE gains 10 LULZ!
Rekka[spoiler]
ROCKETCACTUS decides to leave the silly guy with the huge tongue. ROCKETCATUS equips SUNGLASSES, adding 10 points to it's BADASSERY stat.
PawntoD4[spoiler]
OH NO!! Rocket Cactus is headed straight for the very happy man.
Crowstone[spoiler]
You have now become a very happy spirit! You wonder where your murderer went.
sfou[spoiler]
> You gleefully float as fast as you can to find him in his GENERIC MEDIEVAL LAIR. You forgot to give him his MANDATORY HUG!
Drillgorg[spoiler]
> You arrive at the CASTLE, but it appears that your ghostly form is blocked by a large DOOR. Too bad you can't just phase on through the DOOR, or can you?
MultiFunctional[spoiler]
Oh, apparently you can. You enter the CASTLE. The other GHOSTS greet you warmly.
Monkeytender[spoiler]
Very warmly.
AllIsLost[spoiler]
Stop right there, MechaJackson!
Bowman[spoiler]aichmophile[spoiler]
And so it was, that the three heroes defeated the beast or something. DAS ENDE