Re: Something a little different #3, #4 on p13, #5 on p16
SOMETHING DIFFERENT 4: THIS TIME IT'S NOT SOMETHING DIFFERENT 3!!!
It is a fine Summers morning and you hear a knock at the door. Who on Earth could it be!?
Why, it's the 'Straight-2-U' Delivery man with a parcel for you! It isn't even your birthday!!
You don't know who would send you such a large, yellow package without there being a specific occasion. You consider the box with some perplexity.
Having inadvisably set fire to something, you decide it's high time to eat something stupid.
You attempt to eat the CACTUS. ROCKETCACTUS agresses! Your toungue is impaled by needles! You lose 2 HP! The thing you burned, which is actually CASH, loses 2 Unscorched Points (USP)! The PICTURE gains 10 LULZ!
ROCKETCACTUS decides to leave the silly guy with the huge tongue. ROCKETCATUS equips SUNGLASSES, adding 10 points to it's BADASSERY stat.
OH NO!! Rocket Cactus is headed straight for the very happy man.
You have now become a very happy spirit! You wonder where your murderer went.
> You gleefully float as fast as you can to find him in his GENERIC MEDIEVAL LAIR. You forgot to give him his MANDATORY HUG!
> You arrive at the CASTLE, but it appears that your ghostly form is blocked by a large DOOR. Too bad you can't just phase on through the DOOR, or can you?
Oh, apparently you can. You enter the CASTLE. The other GHOSTS greet you warmly.
Stop right there, MechaJackson!
And so it was, that the three heroes defeated the beast or something. DAS ENDE