John: Attach pillows to your bottom and jump out the window.
John: Freak the fuck out
John: shed one tear for the Sburb players that have come to a similar impass and have fallen
John: Equip card.
(Then he can use it on the door frame and get out. It's the oldest trick in the book! No, really. If you look in Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolty and Practical Japery, you can clearly see that it dates much farther than the late 1860s, when that text was first printed.)
Your ChumHandle is zealousKidlet and... You should really talk to people more.
John: Say, what the fuck? and then get some call girls at your house and then invite your friends over for a good time
John: Captchalogue door.
John: Climb out of window via bed sheets.
John: Flip the fuck out as hysteria level skyrockets.
John: Use bedsheets as a rope and climb out the window
John: Look under the bed. If there's nothing there, hide under it.
Moderator of Dersehunt 1, 2, and 3, Intermission, and most recently, Dersehunt 4
John: Prototype Kernelsprite with PROBLEM SLEUTH game disk.
(Though I'm not certain you can do that. It's possible that the Kernelsprite can only be prototyped by TT... And equally possible that the Kernelsprite isn't actually in the room [or in existance] when TT is not connected.)
(Prototype it with SOMETHING, though!)
John: prototype kernelsprite with Cruxite Totem
John: Look behind "Con Air" poster for a secret passageway...
KS: Fondly regard missing limb
Dad: Use LV1 PASTRYTECH "PATTY CAKE"
John: Do not push, pull. Your door opens the other way.
Dad: Bake to the sound of OMINOUS LATIN CHANTING to get your spirits up.
John: Ride Lathe like Mechanical Bull.
John: Flip the fuck out and hit the hingepins out of the hinges on your door to make it fall down.
Named Petunia Sunset.
Rose Lalonde is her name
also: retrieve tentacles from bed
Named Rebecca Onions
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