Suggestion Box Splitoff

[DanielTheClever]

John: Panic

[EggplantHero]

John: Attach pillows to your bottom and jump out the window.

[Gino]

John: Break down and cry due to the thought of your impending doom.

[Delicious-Pineapple]

John: Freak the fuck out

[mrpane911]

John: shed one tear for the Sburb players that have come to a similar impass and have fallen

[ZeeDiKay]

John: Equip card.
(Then he can use it on the door frame and get out. It's the oldest trick in the book! No, really. If you look in Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolty and Practical Japery, you can clearly see that it dates much farther than the late 1860s, when that text was first printed.)

[The_Lamb]

John: Say, what the fuck? and then get some call girls at your house and then invite your friends over for a good time

[Vid Inferno]

John: Captchalogue door.

John: Climb out of window via bed sheets.

[TheGentleman]

John: Get a hat to slam down in disgust.

[han zarkoff]

John: Flip the fuck out as hysteria level skyrockets.

[toastwolf117]

John: Use bedsheets as a rope and climb out the window

[x1372]

John: Look under the bed. If there's nothing there, hide under it.

[Trismegustis]

John: Prototype Kernelsprite with PROBLEM SLEUTH game disk.

(Though I'm not certain you can do that. It's possible that the Kernelsprite can only be prototyped by TT... And equally possible that the Kernelsprite isn't actually in the room [or in existance] when TT is not connected.)

(Prototype it with SOMETHING, though!)

[Proto_Fan]

John: Mumble to yourself insane thoughts.

[spejoku]

John: prototype kernelsprite with Cruxite Totem

[Sho_Minamimoto]

John: Look behind "Con Air" poster for a secret passageway...

KS: Fondly regard missing limb

Dad: Use LV1 PASTRYTECH "PATTY CAKE"

[Pentadragon]

John: Do not push, pull. Your door opens the other way.

Dad: Bake to the sound of OMINOUS LATIN CHANTING to get your spirits up.

[hungrypankake]

John: Ride Lathe like Mechanical Bull.

[goggleman64]

John: Scream to your dad for help.

[The Number]

John: Flip the fuck out and hit the hingepins out of the hinges on your door to make it fall down.

[Boradis]

Named Petunia Sunset.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

Rose Lalonde is her name

also: retrieve tentacles from bed

[nanogibbon]

Named Rebecca Onions

[Celysus]

Lisa Higsby

or...

Mary Fenderstruck

[JacksonBoJackson]

her name is ::::::::::::::::::::::


Josaphine Holoman