Please note: While this adventure is going to have very few to no rules you need to learn, it will be relatively serious. Please treat it as such when you're suggesting for it, because anything particularly "wacky" will likely never happen outside of an interlude of silliness.
Mirror: http://mspfanventures.com/?s=557&p=1 - The actual thread is broken from the old forum move, so use this to catch up. The revival starts on Page 27.
Yousugo. If the translator you found is reliable, which you question, it means the five... things. Elements? Aspects? Either one would be pretty appropriate for the situation. Heat, Water, Life, Power and Stone. Apparently whatever divine forces constructed this plane didn't care much for the old classics.
At least you still have your memori-
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