Why is nobody getting the reference right? I mean, it's pretty obvious. Stop thinking about dicks. This is specifically a thread about lesbians. You think you're gonna see penises somewhere? I'm sure even Calmasis doesn't have one! And Dirk is an eunuch!
it's been done
no one will ever stop thinking about dicks
the two of us have the only clean brains in a writhing hivemind of palpitating sausage-serpents weaving in an out of a collective conscience of peen. It is a giant, festering greymatter, with throbbing trousersnakes digging within each fold.
we will never hear the end of penis
resistance is futile
Originally Posted by Hatta
Originally Posted by Taveena
How is that possible? Is there a dimensional portal in there?
And your car.
Originally Posted by lovecraftianParadox
no because that is not true
they are ghostdykks
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
WHAT?! OHGODWHAT. No, no, lP, we are not discussing penises again. We both know what happened last time we did that. IT DID NOT END WELL.
Originally Posted by Wade Wilson
LP you may have hit the nail on the head of why this adventure is so popular. Ghostdykks. It is so obvious.
Originally Posted by Curris
Ghostdykks? Why didn't the Quija board warn us? We need to be aware of the severity of this onslaught of ecto-wang! You feel that? Feel that chill up the base of your spine? BAM! Astralphalli!
Originally Posted by cryptidWrangler
Putting a white napkin over your manparts and going "WOOOOH! WOOOOH! GHOOOOST PEEEEENIS!" is surprisingly less effective a SEDUCTION technique than you might think.
I say this from personal experience.
Originally Posted by aggrievesTemulence
best meme I ever did be a part of.
Just posting here to say that I am still reading, just not, y'know, ever posting.
Also: > Be Dirk
edit: so I came back to this thread only to notice that I had put 'Dirk' down instead of 'Jake', as I had intended. I'll have to wonder about what that means for me later. I was about to correct it, when I realized that, you know what, let's be Dirk.
but you can't tell me those four lines of text are 80px tall :P
Your chumhandle is cyborgScientist and >AS A SIDE EFFECTT OF MANY IMPLAANTS, PROSTHEEETICS, AND AUGMENTIONS, YOU SPEAK MUCH LIKE ANm A.I. QUUITEEE CLEAR, INTELLIGENT, AND WELL PRONOUNCED, OOFTEN HOWEVER THE COMPLEXITY wF YOUR BRAIN IS FAR TO MUCH, AND YOU MAKE SEVERAL SLIPS AND STUTTERS, HOWEVER MINOR THEY MAAY BE, PROTOCOL DICTATES MANY OFF YOURR ACTTIONS. YOU WIELD MANY STRIFE SPECIBI, INCLUDING THE 3PRTLKIND SPECIBUS.<