"Congratulations on your participation in this focus group! We are truly on the cusp of an entertainment revolution; you will look back on this day and know that you, in your small way, were partially responsible.
"On the end of your armrest, you will each find a switch which you can toggle between three options to indicate your feelings and preferences regarding the events you are about to witness.
"Toggle the switch forward to indicate that you approve of recent events and wish to see more of the same.
"The switch is currently in the neutral position.
"Toggle the switch toward you to indicate that you disapprove of recent events and wish to see a significant change.
"As a final note, please be considerate of your fellow viewers and do not attempt to communicate with the persons on either side of you, nor attempt to escape your restraints."
Bouncy theme music plays, then ceases. The screen before you is dark.