MSPA fan-fiction

[crash826]

Of course, trying to alchemize an alchemiter with an iPhone, while being an obvious way to create this result, probably wouldnt work as well as it sounds. I can see it making an iPhone-themed alchemiter, just as big as it was before.

The real way to make a handheld alchemiter is simple. Double-punch the iPhone with the Jumper Block Extension, creating an iPhone that can be customized by inserting cards into a built-in card slot. Then, insert a card for a fully-upgraded alchemiter (complete with totem lathe, designix, holopad, the works). The iPhone automatically customizes itself to fit all alchemizing needs, without changing size.

It's actually not all that complicated, when you think about it.

Someone go get Andrew and explain this awesomeness to him, as proof why Database should help write Homestuck.

[Tenebrais]

Tenebrais: Oh, WOW...two awesome entries? *swoons* I almost overlooked the latest Shipheld chapter cause it was buried at the bottom of the last page.
And Windows is turning out to be fascinating. You managed to address some of my bigger gripes with Equius, while still making him sympathetic. I know the narrative said something about Equius's super strength coming from the fact that he is kind of a freak, but it never occured to me to wonder if that might make him something of an outcast as well. It certainly puts his insistence on proper protocol into a new light. It will be interesting to see your take on, say, Vriska or Terezi. Or even Karkat himself...

Well I'm glad to see someone noticed Shipheld, at least.
I know for sure what I have in mind for Vriska, I've got a decent idea for Karkat and a vague concept for Terezi. I still haven't decided who I'll look at next yet. Probably Vriska, since I know what I want to do most for her.

[Graven_Image]

Someone go get Andrew and explain this awesomeness to him, as proof why Database should help write Homestuck.

They say too many cooks spoil the pot. In this case, there only needs to be one cook, and we're like his really chatty spice cupboard.

[crash826]

They say too many cooks spoil the pot. In this case, there only needs to be one cook, and we're like his really chatty spice cupboard.

Yes. You are the Analogy Paprika.

[VagabondRaiser]

Well I'm glad to see someone noticed Shipheld, at least.

Ooh! OOH! *waving hand about in the air like a retard* I noticed it! I love how you're taking the pirates angle. I went more with a 'Pirates(WHAT!) OF THE CARRIB-E-AN!' angle (great, now all I can see is Dave, Tavros and Gamzee acting out the 'I'M ON A BOAT!' music video) and yours is... hell, I can't really quantify it. Looking back over mine it feels like I focused on the action (which is silly because the action wasn't really very actiony) and the melodrama and yours is focused more on the characters themselves and how they relate to one another as a whole.

Also:

I was merciful. I gave her all the water she could possibly want and decided not to burden her with any sort of boat.

Oh god, I laughed far too much more than I should've considering what was happening.

Seriously though. I been buzzing about like a friggin' bee all day. Cleanin' and not writing and organizing and refusing to write and I *trip* OH GOD WHAT

Shortfic: Leftovers
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Sollux frowed at his computer screen blankly, two-toned eyes focused on nothing at all as the spirograph screensaver spun lazily before him, his head propped with his hands laced into the hair around his horns. Nobody bothered to mention to him that it was a bad idea to do so, not since Karkat of all people pointed it out two days prior and got a bucketful of vitriol for his trouble. When he wasn't digging through wires, he could be found, staring flatly at the screensaver, as if waiting for the multicolored spirograph to deliver a message. Some speculated he slept with his eyes open.

Nepeta thought differently. From her position curled atop a pile of rags in a small corner of their laboratory computer hall, she watched the ongoings of the main room with marked disinterest. Since the end of the game, the disappearance of their lususprites, and their escape to the Veil, she hadn't been very cheerful or active. It was obvious why: the place was a gray, dull, lifeless rock in the middle of nowhere. Kanaya's attempts at brightening things up with a little gardening helped a bit, but nothing could change the fact that, for whatever reason, the resident clawkind-weilding huntress was uncharacteristically glum. She wouldn't even role-play with Terezi anymore, which worried a number of them even greater. Nepeta not role-playing was like Karkat not screaming obscenities every time he tripped over a loose wire, or something. It just didn't happen.

She didn't do much at all anymore, just sitting in her corner and doodling on her tablet on occasion. She didn't even log into Trollian any more, which annoyed Equius to no end, but at least she spent most of her time out where everyone else was. She seemed to be doing alright, she still wore that silly blue hood-hat of hers, still had those blue footpaw slippers and tail, and whenever he greeted her, she was quick with a smile, but he could tell something was off.

She used to be open about what her tablet showed. Now, however, she hid it whenever anyone got anywhere near. Vriska almost lost her good arm for trying to force the subject. Terezi didn't even bother to try and figure out either. The only thing anyone could figure was that whatever she was up to, or whatever bothered her, had to do with Sollux in particular. She always seemed to be watching him, almost expectantly, like she thought he was going to get up and start dancing a jig if she looked away or something. Those who knew her a little less than others might've called it predatory. Terezi once stated it was more like how a featherbeast watches a cat: it knows that the cat is of no threat, but one wrong twitch of the tail and feathers were going to fly.

Sollux abruptly moved, the first in several hours, turning listlessly in his computer chair and standing up, ignorant to the odd feathered effect that three hours the same position had done to his hair. Scratching at the side of his neck, he shuffled out of the computer room, a pair of large orange eyes following him. True to what some of the others expected, moments after he rounded the corner out of sight, Nepeta's tablet was tucked away into her green overcoat, and she was up and moving, padding silently after him. Karkat considered bitching at her about it, but when he opened his mouth, he found a cane crammed into it before he could say a thing. The look on Terezi's face was one that brooked no argument.

Whatever was happening, they were going to let it happen.

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Sollux uttered a flat sigh as he opened the refrigeration unit where they kept their food. Much of it was alchemized from the contents of their houses; various little snapshots of the eating habits of the different blood-castes. Pushing aside a few bottles of Faygo, he withdrew a small container of what appeared to be something that the humans might call 'spaghetti'. The fact that it was food was all that registered in his mind as he plunked it into the heating unit beside the fridge and jabbed an arbitrary time on the button.

Turning, he found his gaze drawn to something he hadn't noticed on coming in: Nepeta, standing in the doorway, watching him with an unreadable expression. He slid his glasses from his nose, idly wiped at them with the hem of his shirt, and slid them back on. Yep, still there. Having determined she wasn't another case of his vision twofold going whacko, he turned a chair backwards at the table and sat, resting his chin on his arms. Far be it from him to tell her where to go.

She didn't say anything, simply standing there, watching him. He didn't pay any attention to her at first, simply waiting for his food to heat.

The silence was so thick Karkat's blunt little nub-horns could cut it.

Sollux allowed himself a momentary half-smirk at the thought, and heard a brief hitch of breath. The smirk became a frown and a quirked eyebrow, directed to Nepeta, who he only just realized had made a move to sit at the table. She'd probably seen the smile and thought-- "Oh. Uh. No, go ahead," he mumbled, gesturing ineffectually. "Ii jusst-- thought of ssomethiing ssiilly, that'ss all."

She finished sitting, that wide-eyed gaze still focused on him. Now that he thought about it, it was a bit disconcerting. "What--"

"You're not mad at them?" He blinked owlishly at her over the rims of his glasses, and nudged them up with a finger, shaking his head.

"What are you talkiing about?" He straightened slightly. Nepeta tilted her head. Had she misread him?

"Aradia and Equius. You're not mad at them," she said simply. It was a blunt statement to be sure, but he'd heard far, far worse from Karkat. He shook his head, looking down at the table.

"No, not really. Sshould Ii be? Iit'ss not liike iit would do any good." He couldn't see why it was so easy for him to say this to her. Maybe it was that perpetually cute, open expression. Pssh, cute. What, are you going two start lussting after her now? Or maybe you always diid? He shook his head, and jumped slightly at the beeping of the heating unit indicating his food was ready. Rising from the seat, he slid open a drawer from the mishmashed cabinet and selected a bent fork, bumping it shut with a hip and opening the heating unit.

"You just seem like there's something you're not saying. Something you're afraid to admit, or something," She suggested. He stopped in the middle of pushing the food about with the fork, and his expression went from flat to frown in half a second. So that's what this was about. He didn't want to have another one of these arguments. It was bad enough when he let Karkat drag him into shouting matches. Sitting, he looked at her levelly across the table.

"Iif you're iimplying that Ii sshould be angry that sshe'ss happy wiith ssomeone elsse, Ii'm going two head you off there. Iif you weren't aware, due two my own sstupiidiity, Ii wound up kiilliing her. Not becausse of that cursse Ii put on Karkat, but becausse Ii allowed mysself to be miisslead, controlled. Maniipulated. Ii wass weak, and sshe diied by my hand because of iit." He turned his gaze to his food, twirling some noodles around the fork. "Sshe'ss ssafe now, wiith Equiiuss." The words tasted bitter in his mouth. So did the leftovers.
"That'ss all there iiss two ssay on the matter."

Yaaay, listless Sollux and Nepeta being a curious shipper! Part of me felt like making the title some overt pun on the fact that Sollux and Nepeta are theoretically the 'leftovers' from their Love Quadrangle (Sollux, Nepeta, Aradia, and Equius, obviously) but... well, shit, not everything ends up with a happy ending. Even if I wish it could.

Yes, I know I seem to have typoed in the italicized and bold sections. I figure, if he's got a split mental personality, one probably manifests one half of his speaking quirk, and the other half the, well, other half of the quirk.

[Orange]

Okay, I've got a backlog of fiction to read since the anniversary to be honest but you know what first I need to say something.

Sushi Database.

I haven't been paying much attention to your stuff and for that I apologize, because I just got done reading what there currently is of "Shenanigans" and it's a fucking amazing concept. Seriously. I am loving pretty much everything that happens in this story. I don't really know what else to say about it. I'd mostly just be gushing at the end of it.

[Solaris]

Shortfic: Leftovers

I love you and you are joining my internet marriage now.
SO DECREES THE KING

[Ale]

Windows: Part 3

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-- apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
AA: i see y0ure fullfilling y0ure purp0se
CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
AA: this is the m0st imp0rtant thing y0u will d0 here
AA: y0u are the reas0n we are all here
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
AA: y0u will understand s00n
CG: JEGUS YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE.
CG: NONE OF THIS STUPID CAGEY BULLSHIT.
AA: but we never sp0ke when i was alive
AA: 0h
AA: y0u have been watching the screens
CG: DUH.
CG: I JUST SAW YOURS.
CG: AMAZINGLY YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU USED TO BE ACTUALLY TOLERABLE.
CG: I GUESS I CAN SEE WHAT SOLLUX SAW IN YOU.
AA: wait
AA: what?
AA: ribbit
CG: OH YEAH, YOU TWO NEVER DID MAKE A THING OF IT DID YOU?
CG: HE USED TO NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT YOU.
CG: HE LOVED THE HELL OUT OF YOU.
AA: what
AA: ribbit
AA: i

Aradia stopped responding completely. Karkat wouldn’t have been surprised for her to pause as the revelation hit her, but after a time he decided she must have broken down. And while it was tempting to leave her that way, the imps would get to her and it’d be more trouble than it was worth.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --
CG: HEY MUSCLEHEAD.
CG: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
CT: D --> Which one?
CT: D --> My morail or my matesprit?
CG: MATESPRIT? ARADIA?
CG: DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH.
CG: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ROMANCE WORKS.
CT: D --> What other 100ve could tran%end even the boundaries of b100d?
CG: YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
CG: THIS IS AN IMMUTABLE FACT.
CG: LOOK, ARADIA JUST BROKE DOWN OR SOMETHING WHILE TALKING TO ME AND YOU SHOULD PROB ABLY GO CHECK ON HER.
CG: WOULDN’T WANT THAT PRETTY LITTLE BODY YOU BUILT HER TO GET SMASHED UP, WOULD WE.
CT: D --> Is that a threat?
CG: NO, THAT IS A STATEMENT.
CT: D --> Good.
CT: D --> A threat from one such as you w001d be ine%cusable.
CT: D --> I shall find a return node but I fully e%pect to find her in full working order.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

Equius always got on Karkat’s nerves. He just assumed he was a better person for his blood. He didn’t even know what colour Karkat’s blood was! Although Karkat had never pretended his blood was high on the haemospectrum.
Not that he really cared about blood colour. Not really. Never.
Well, this time Karkaat would have the upper hand. He had these screens here. Let’s see something from horse-boy’s childhood.

What was his place in the order again? Oh yeah.
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Everyone had always been a little bit scared of Equius. He was strong. Far too strong for a four-sweep-old. It was freakish. And, while pretty much every troll is a freak in some way, it’s fear that brings out the worst in children.
He endured their insults. He suffered their slings and arrows. If he were to fight back, his retribution would be hugely disproportionate, and his custodian had taught him better than that. But that is not to say it didn’t upset him.
Sometimes, it became too much. He had to hit something, to hurt something. But he couldn’t attack them. He wouldn’t allow himself. First, he would chase them, and they would run, their laughter ringing in his ears. Then, when he was quite sure they’d lost him, he would go out to the wastelands beyond the village to the secluded area he’d claimed as his own. There, he would break rocks with his fists until he’d calmed down. Aurthour would usually find him out there, and bring him a glass of milk and a towel. He was always grateful.
This was one of those days. He chased, he fled, he found his space. He gathered the largest rocks he could find and shattered them. This was becoming less and less satisfying. Nothing was really lost - they were just rocks. And they didn’t fight back, so there was no challenge. He would have to find something else.
He thought he saw a glint of orange out the corner of his eye, but when he looked, there was nothing.

Later, they came to his house. This was not unusual. They would stand in his lawnring, throwing insults and other things, until he chased them away. Though they did not usually come so soon after already mocking him.
The interminable circus repeated itself once again. He gave chase, though the direction they ran unsettled him. He lost them, though he felt they disappeared from him too deliberately. He went out to his space in the canyon.
They had found it. This space, that was his retreat from the world, That was the one place he felt safe from their taunts. They had found it, and marred it, desecrating it with taunts in blue paint. Musclehead. Freak. Horse-lover. Written in the colour of blood.

Equius snapped. He didn’t care any more what the consequences were - he was out for blood. They had followed him, mocking him from perceived safety. Once again, he gave chase, and once again, they ran, but this time he was not holding back. He caught up with them easily, and pounced on one, grabbing his shoulder. There was a satisfying snap as the skeleton, brittle under his fingers, shattered. The troll screamed and fell to the ground. Equius grabbed him by the collar, and pulled him up, snapping the spine. For once, not just angry fear, but terror was in their eyes. Equius reached for the troll’s head, and crushed his skull with a hand.

There was no longer any laughter. No sign of their cruel mirth remained as they ran for their lives back to the safety of their homes and lusus. But He didn’t care any more. Killing that one had been the most satisfying moment of his life. His hand was coated in yellow blood, and some remnants of brain. Curious. He had blue blood. Why were other people different?
Once his mind was clear, he picked up the corpse. His neighbour would appreciate the gift; she always lamented what a nightmare her lusus was to look after. Vriska was probably the closest thing he had to a friend. Not that that meant much. She just wasn’t one of the ones out there taunting him.

Vriska gratefully accepted the macabre gift, and invited him into her hive. Equius was careful not to break anything. Everything was so fragile to him.
He asked about the yellow blood. She said different trolls had different blood colours. That there was a whole spectrum, from red through to, well, a very slightly purple red. That some trolls considered those on the bluer end of the spectrum to be superior to those on the redder.
“That must be it,” Equius said. “That’s why they mock me. They are inferior. They don’t know better, they just have bad blood.”
“Uh... sure,” Vriska said.
“You’ve given me a lot to think about. Thank you.”


Karkat roused himself from a stupor. This was boring. Except the bit where he killed someone, that was pretty cool. It was interesting to see the stuck-up ass being so emotional. He filed that away under “useful to know” and possibly lord over him later if he ever tried to bring up the matter of blood colour again. Which he knew would happen. It came up every time they spoke.
He’d almost forgotten to press the button. A slimy silhouette of the muscular young troll looking pensive turned into the usual blob of sludge.

That was really good I like how you handled Equius's past. It made me think about him in a whole new light. I can't wait to read more

[VagabondRaiser]

I love you and you are joining my internet marriage now.
SO DECREES THE KING

Welp, there goes my single status. Yay, I'm married somehow!
...but why am I wearing this dress? I thought 'drama queen' was a euphemism?

[Metaflare]

VG, you've joined the massive Writer's Harem of MSPA Foras. ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

[Tenebrais]

VG, I love that last fic! Although I do think trolls are able to have more than one relationship as long as they're different kinds. It just feels like it should work that way, with only really obsessive trolls getting jealous. Like having friends in addition to a girlfriend, or something.

[breccia]

VG, you've joined the massive Writer's Harem of MSPA Foras. ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

we need like, a marriage roster.

[Zuki]

You dudes keep this up and it'll just be the list of contributing authors to the thread.

[Metaflare]

That's the point. BUT WE LIKE BEING IN AN ONLINE HAREM. I THINK.

[grigori]

people you are writing too much awesome fic i am overwhelmed

it is crazy how much awesome fic there is

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Nextian - Your AU works weirdly well, especially given that from your notes you're keeping pretty close to historical people, but they all feel like the characters. And the Spades/Rose thing is also somehow perfecly them though it's a total crack pairing, wow! I love the final bit with the fiddle bow, played him like indeed...
Summergale - Sad Aradiafic, and sorta creepy, are the voices connected to Lord English?
PaulPower - Cute first-conversation pesterlogs. I wonder how much is coincidence and how much is her grandpa knowing what's to come? And badend fic! It's nice to see Jade still being all knowledgeable and relatively calm even when her vision's gone wrong, an interesting change.
Angetaro - So so sweet. It's nice to see Dave being just regular caring sometimes, rather than wrapping it in layers of irony and detachment.
Aitherion - Dave/AT! That's one of the earliest pairings isn't it, weird the dynamics works now even after we've learned so much more about Tavros, like his name for one. It's nice to think of them being friends even just for a bit, Tavros' life just sucks so much normally.
silrini - It'd be too sappy for most of the trolls, but fits GA who really seems like one of the nicest ones. And you did a great job of slotting in the pesterlogs.
CeeJay - Adorable fluff is incredibly adorable
Shadow of the Lotus - Your Rose's voice is just perfect, and the Equius trolling managed to be funny and utterly creepy at the same time. And all the kids getting together bor John's birthday was adorable.
tentacle - Yay, Terezi/Karkat! I love their interactions, and your description of her home was great.
Superstar - Good bad-end pesterlogs, I liked Dave's the best.
Valter - Talky crocodiles And ooh, other players...I was assuming it was all the guardians but apparently not.
CasMat - Karkat is hilarious when he starts pontificating on his romantic learnings, and I can see why after all that Nepeta ends up with her/Karkat on her wall.
breccia - Karkat/Sollux is great but I really liked all the other stuff building up to it with the different trollkids and how everyone's on edge because of the whole dying thing. And LOL the whole pesterlong sequence with everyone ever popping in to harass Karkat.
Frankie the Tomboy - Crazy violent Terezi is always awesome. And songmemefic, are those ever not totally awesome?
AwakenedSamus - Wow, only Karkat could outcrazy Nepeta and her ship wall. I love how fast he goes from "that's stupid" to "no see this is how you do it obviously".
Red Pen - More Unhinged, now with title-drop! And adorably concerned DD! I feel so bad for Jackspers now, even more than before. Even though he's a crazy murderer guy and all. And I'm really curious if the books actually are meaningless or if Jack just has no idea about them or what. Um, but I did think the boyfriend bit was a bit forced, it's cute that's Rose's first reaction but it seems weird she wouldn't think about it after that first "oh no, John!" moment and realize Dave's the one she told/the only other one on Derse/the one they already threatened her with, especially when Jack makes it clear he doesn't even know names.
northernVehemence - Oh, Tavros...It's all the more heartbreaking how he just tolerates stuff like this, but I'm glad he does have Kanya there to be the one in charge. And eee, Karkat and his twitchy blood embarrassment!
Orange - I love how thoughtful Sollux is, and the litte cameos of the other trolls, and then how balanced Tavros is, mostly he's portrayed as a dork and it's good to see him in a different light at times.
reclusiveAmateur - Bad timeline fic and oh Hetalia is there anything you can't make a bit more hilarious?
Tenebrais - The idea of Karkat running around trying to keep the whole troll the kids thing going as everyone makes friends to the point he has to bring in Gamzee is hilarious.
Nevrmore - Ooh, PS/Troll crossover goodness! Liked the bit where they started going on about the evils of FLARP.
Sushi Database - Aw, poor Vriska, just wanting to be hated... And the time-traveling Daves sending messages to each other are just hilarious, while your group of Daves is deeply creepy and yet makes a horrible sort of sense.
Bardic Feline - More Vriska/Tavros!
Sarasvati - I don't know Persona but your fic seems really cool!
Ember - And Vriska/Kanaya! Your Kanaya's sweet and I like how Vriska's trying to be badass and just utterly failing.
kmsumrall - Ooh, interesting. Nepeta is adorable, and I'm really curious what's going on.
VagabondRaiser - Gah, Tavros can be creepy when he's not emoting. You do a good job getting in Vriska's head. And the whole thing with Nepeta and Sollux was great, and kind of a nice change of pace to have a fic not ending in a particularly shippy manner.
Graven_Image - Jackspers monologue!
Mr Bound - I'm glad you're writing/posting, that was great! Nepeta was adorable, Karkat...Karkat, and I like the idea they're all going crazy fast and have no idea what to do.

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[Sushi Database]

oh godammit i just wrote part 6 and had it be lost when firefox crashed. I was trying to find a unique font thing for it

i mean what the hell

[Orange]

That's not good. You were writing it in the reply window? I think I only did that once...

I prefer TypeWith.Me if I am going to be writing online, frankly. It automatically saves.

[Sushi Database]

i was. x_x I usually write fast enough that it's not a huge deal, but... bluh. That was stupid.

Oh well already rewriting

[kmsumrall]

i was. x_x I usually write fast enough that it's not a huge deal, but... bluh. That was stupid.

Oh well already rewriting

I use googledocs to type everything out. I write by hand first, and do all my serious editing while typing.

[OracleEngineer]

oh godammit i just wrote part 6 and had it be lost when firefox crashed. I was trying to find a unique font thing for it

i mean what the hell

Dude that sucks, Firefox hates me as well.

I NEED TO CONTRIBUTE SO I CAN BE A PART OF THE HAREM. </3

[Sushi Database]

bluuuh, it's coming out all different. This is just going to drive me crazy.

And I'm at work running an overnighter, so I have all night to be driven crazy by it.

[OracleEngineer]

bluuuh, it's coming out all different. This is just going to drive me crazy.

And I'm at work running an overnighter, so I have all night to be driven crazy by it.

Well if you need company to be driven crazy with, I plan on staying up for quite a while.

[kmsumrall]

Well if you need company to be driven crazy with, I plan on staying up for quite a while.

I'm stuck at work for two 12 hour shifts on the weekends. If anyone wants to talk to me (unlikely) I hang out on aim.

Hhmmm, need to spice up the post. Uhhh, preview of and we come to an End part 3

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Tavros: summon baticotti!

[Roflstilzken]

Okay, this is gonna seem stupid to all of you who weren't in Clorinspats' live stream at the time I posted this, but I had written an MSPA fan-fiction, which is to say... I've written fiction about two MSPA fans.

Does this count? o:
Also, I have obtained their consents to post this, so enjoy this marvolous short story~ (Please ignore the capslock, I was very excitable at the time)
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Clor-inlove
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SOO ONCE UPON A FORA, THERE WAS A LADY, AND THIS LADY'S NAME WAS CLORINSPATS. NOW CLORINSPATS, ALTHOUGH HAVING MIULLIONS OF FANS, WAS A LONLY LONLY LONLY POPSICLE STICK PERSOON. BUT A LONG WHILE AFTER SHE JOIN THE MSPA FORA...

HER PRINCE OF HER DREAMS HAD MET HER... ONLINE

AND CLORIN
(WITHOUT THINKING)
ONLY SAW HIS NAME AND DECLARED DM'S BONE BULDGE TO BE HERS, AND EVERYONE WAS OKAY WITH IT (AS WE WERE WITH MANY MANY THINGS). BUT CLORIN, WHO ALMOST HAD HE RLIFE PERFECTLY, HAD ONE PROBLEM: SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FLYING FDUCKASAURUS DM LOOKED LIKE! NO MATTER HOW SHE DREAMED HIM UP, AS A SLUGGISH LOSER THAT LOVED THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE OR THE BURLY, STRONG MEN WHO KNOW LITTLE ABOUT COMKPUTER THAT -LOVED- BEING STRONG, SHE NEVER THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE THING OF THE RIGHT ONE.

SO ONE BEAUTIFUL MORNING, SHE DECIDED, "TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT I SEE MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR." SO, WHEN DM CAME ON THE SAME NIGHT, ONE FAMOUS QUOTE SPEWED OUT OF CLORIN'S CORN-HOLE

"PICS, MOTHERFDUCKER."

AND DM, IN ALL OF HIS WITTERY, SAID "lol too lazy :9" BUT CLORIN PERSISTED - EVEN TO THE POINT OF BEGGING FOR A PICTURE! AND SO DM SAID, "brb," WHICH ARE USUALLY THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS IN ANY RELATIONSHIP. AFTER A MILLENIA PASSED BY THAT CLORIN WAITED FOR HIM, DM CAME BACK WITH PICTURES OF HIMSELF AND DM WAS -IN FACT- SUPER SEXY,

SO CLORIN AND DM MARRIED ON THE SPOT!
FOREVER.


theeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeend

tru fax, btw

[phoenix713]

Twue WUV!!