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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    Why should I care about how she feels about said topic?
    It would be more team-friendly.

    C'mon! Be the better man! Though unless you have your way, that sort of defaults anyways.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkNerd
    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    Why should I care about how she feels about said topic?
    It would be more team-friendly.

    C'mon! Be the better man! Though unless you have your way, that sort of defaults anyways.
    If she stops suggesting that, then I'll start caring.
    Until then, I say we should TG-Ray Red Herring.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    > FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.
    This seems to be the best course of action right now. It must be urgent, what with it being in caps and all!

    After a series of ZANY ADVENTURES TOO AWESOME TO DRAW (including a revenge plot in which the MELANCHOLY SQUIRREL built a NUT FORTRESS and amassed an enormous ANIMAL ARMY to kick you in the nuts, which ultimately resulted in failure) you locate the object of your desires, both nutkicking and, bizarrely, romantic.


    Yes, it is Cyz.

    You swiftly kick him in the nuts. Your whole life...your whole existence, it seems like, has been leading up to this very moment.


    Shit. He's gonna feel that in the morning.

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    oh my god.

    This is just . . .

    . . . oh man, I think I just wiped a tear from my eye.

    Bravo, sir. You - sir - are a winner.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    \o/

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Huh.

    Lets see what happens next.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Cyz: Explode

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    RedHerring: Get hit by a ray or something.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Everyone: Abandon this thread, it's been done.

    Finally.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    >NOW GO KICK GvH IN THE NUTSSSS

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkNerd
    Make sure to apologize by making love to him afterwards.

    What...what is this feeling? You feel...good. So...so good. You lick your lips. Cyz glances your way, almost as if he can tell what you're thinking. Your arm begins to move suggestively, of its own accord. It's like you're not in control of your own actions! But...do you really want to be?


    Congratulations! You beat the game!

    God I feel dirty.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    well at least there's no GvH.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    >RAGEDUDE MCTHINGFACE: Burn ROPE like kool-aid man shouting "Gorblesnatch von Humperdink!"

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Truly an adventure for the ages. It was a long read, you guys, but I think the dramatic culmination towards the end there basically made up for it all. If only there was a denouement of some sort - as long as it was, I still feel like there's something more!

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    catboys don't have nuts.

    You know who needs a kick in the nuts? Michael Bay. Get on that.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Babel
    catboys don't have nuts.
    Schrödinger, at least in doujins, highly disagrees. However, as we, the reader, have not actually observed the author drawing him with them, due to the presence of pants, his presence of nuts is both true and false until proven otherwise.

    Also, I'm pretty sure Anathema's avatar would disagree with you.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by SleepingOrange
    >RAGEDUDE MCTHINGFACE: Burn ROPE like kool-aid man shouting "Gorblesnatch von Humperdink!"

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkNerd
    Quote Originally Posted by Babel
    catboys don't have nuts.
    Schrödinger, at least in doujins, highly disagrees. However, as we, the reader, have not actually observed the author drawing him with them, due to the presence of pants, his presence of nuts is both true and false until proven otherwise.

    Also, I'm pretty sure Anathema's avatar would disagree with you.
    Yeah, look how pissed he is.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    So... So beautiful.

    I wept.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    I can now be truly happy. You see this CheeseDeluxe? This is epic at its finest.

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Trihan
    lolol gorblsnatch von humperdikn
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by 1forgotten
    I can now be truly happy. You see this CheeseDeluxe? This is epic at its finest.
    Riiiight.
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    CREDITS MUSIC IS GO

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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by DimJim
    Quote Originally Posted by Trihan
    lolol gorblsnatch von humperdikn
    ...


    Once again, DimJim gets my salute of fellow obscure knowledgeniess.
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