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  1. 07-31-2009, 02:08 PM #26
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    > Kick him. In the nuts.
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  2. 07-31-2009, 02:09 PM #27
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    > FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Make sure to apologize by making love to him afterwards.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    > FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.
    THAT WAY PEOPLE WILL FINALLY BE SATISFIED
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Archduke_Ferdinand
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    > FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    [quote=Lollipop&Rainbows]
    Quote Originally Posted by Archduke_Ferdinand
    Quote Originally Posted by "Red Herring":2oe747nf
    > FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.
    [/quote:2oe747nf]
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    >RAGEDUDE MCTHINGFACE: Burn trope like kool-aid man shouting "Gorblesnatch von Humperdink!"
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  8. 07-31-2009, 02:21 PM #33
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by SleepingOrange
    >RAGEDUDE MCTHINGFACE: Burn trope like kool-aid man shouting "Gorblesnatch von Humperdink!"



    [quote=Lollipop&Rainbows and oneforgotten]
    Quote Originally Posted by Archduke_Ferdinand
    Quote Originally Posted by "Red Herring":2l1kdlu9
    > FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.
    [/quote:2l1kdlu9]
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  9. 07-31-2009, 02:50 PM #34
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bradley
    Find a squirrel and kick it's nuts, causing it to have to gather them up again.


    En route to kick Cyz in the nuts you come across a HAPPY SQUIRREL with a LARGE PILE OF NUTS.

    With years of practice behind you honing your skill, you deliver a MIGHTY LEGPUNCH to the pile, causing it to SCATTER EVERYWHERE.

    HAPPY SQUIRREL has been demoted to MELANCHOLY SQUIRREL. Surely gathering up all those nuts again will take a RATHER LONG TIME.

    Your business concluded, you resume your search.
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  10. 07-31-2009, 02:55 PM #35
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    [quote=Lollipop&Rainbows and oneforgotten]
    Quote Originally Posted by Archduke_Ferdinand
    Quote Originally Posted by "Red Herring":1l0a1ad3
    > FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.
    [/quote:1l0a1ad3]
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  11. 07-31-2009, 02:56 PM #36
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    > Melancholy Squirrel: become Vengeful Squirrel. Vow to hunt down RAGEDUDE MCTHINGFACE, take his nuts, and bury them where no-one will ever find them. Then, after your heartfelt vow, fail to ever show up in the adventure again.
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  12. 07-31-2009, 02:57 PM #37
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    > MELANCHOLY SQUIRREL: Take a RATHER LONG TIME to restore your LARGE PILE OF RATHER LARGE NUTS.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Melancholy Squirrel: Bite Ragedude McThingface in his groins. Then take a rather long time to restore your large pile of rather large nuts.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    Seriously? Seriously?

    I want this thread down, to be honest. I mean, for fuck's sake, people, it's gone far enough. Unless this wasn't spawned from my adventure.
    In which case...
    >Kick yourself in the nuts. Scream "WHYYYYYYYY" after doing so.
    I did it all for you, CheeseDeluxe. All for you...



    You deliver a MIGHTY BLOW to your JOHN THOMAS. Dear GOD, what the HELL. What are you THINKING, man? That's just...that's just wrong. No, seriously. It's all over now. I can't do this any more. I mean honestly, if this is the kind of crazy shit you're going to...no, I don't even know you any more, dude. You just kicked yourself. In the nads. Are you completely crazy? You scream, but there's nobody around to hear you. I hope you're happy.
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  15. 07-31-2009, 03:03 PM #40
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Trihan
    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    Seriously? Seriously?

    I want this thread down, to be honest. I mean, for fuck's sake, people, it's gone far enough. Unless this wasn't spawned from my adventure.
    In which case...
    >Kick yourself in the nuts. Scream "WHYYYYYYYY" after doing so.
    I did it all for you, CheeseDeluxe. All for you...



    You deliver a MIGHTY BLOW to your JOHN THOMAS. Dear GOD, what the HELL. What are you THINKING, man? That's just...that's just wrong. No, seriously. It's all over now. I can't do this any more. I mean honestly, if this is the kind of crazy shit you're going to...no, I don't even know you any more, dude. You just kicked yourself. In the nads. Are you completely crazy? You scream, but there's nobody around to hear you. I hope you're happy.
    Thank you very kindly.
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  16. 07-31-2009, 03:04 PM #41
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by NolenJHeju
    > Find JOYSIR VON OBJECTAIR and KICK HIM IN THE NUTS.
    You have absolutely no idea who or what that is. But in your mind, you kick it in the nuts anyway.
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  17. 07-31-2009, 03:04 PM #42
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    > Kick Cyz in the nuts
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    > Kick Cyz in the nuts
    No, kick Red Herring in the nuts.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    That is an anatomical impossibility.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    > Kick Cyz in the nuts
    No, kick Red Herring in the nuts.
    You would, but she doesn't appear to have any!
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  21. 07-31-2009, 03:09 PM #46
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    That is an anatomical impossibility.
    It's a fictional story! Make it happen.
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  22. 07-31-2009, 03:11 PM #47
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Trihan
    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring
    > Kick Cyz in the nuts
    No, kick Red Herring in the nuts.
    You would, but she doesn't appear to have any!
    Fine.

    Transgender-ray Red Herring, then kick RH in the nuts.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    Quote Originally Posted by Trihan
    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
    No, kick Red Herring in the nuts.
    You would, but she doesn't appear to have any!
    Fine.

    Transgender-ray Red Herring, then kick RH in the nuts.
    You mean, futanari?

    I don't think s/he would like that, much less a nut-kick.
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkNerd
    You mean, futanari?

    I don't think s/he would like that, much less a nut-kick.
    Hey, I don't like the fact she keeps suggesting CR kick Cyz in the nuts.

    Why should I care about how she feels about said topic?
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    Re: Kick Something in the Nuts!

    But I asked her permission!
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