Kick Something in the Nuts!

[TheDarkNerd]

Why should I care about how she feels about said topic?

It would be more team-friendly.

C'mon! Be the better man! Though unless you have your way, that sort of defaults anyways.

[CheeseDeluxe]

Why should I care about how she feels about said topic?

It would be more team-friendly.

C'mon! Be the better man! Though unless you have your way, that sort of defaults anyways.

If she stops suggesting that, then I'll start caring.
Until then, I say we should TG-Ray Red Herring.

I'M BEING CONTROLLED, HALP--

I'M A TOTAL SON OF A BITCH AND THIS ISN'T THE MOD TALKING IT'S ME LOLOLOL

[Red Herring]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Trihan]

> FOLLOW THE PATH TO THE CATBOY OF YOUR DESIRES AND DELIVER A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN WHICH MUST BE DELIVERED WITH THE UTMOST OF SEVERITY.

This seems to be the best course of action right now. It must be urgent, what with it being in caps and all!

After a series of ZANY ADVENTURES TOO AWESOME TO DRAW (including a revenge plot in which the MELANCHOLY SQUIRREL built a NUT FORTRESS and amassed an enormous ANIMAL ARMY to kick you in the nuts, which ultimately resulted in failure) you locate the object of your desires, both nutkicking and, bizarrely, romantic.


Yes, it is Cyz.

You swiftly kick him in the nuts. Your whole life...your whole existence, it seems like, has been leading up to this very moment.


Shit. He's gonna feel that in the morning.

[Red Herring]

oh my god.

This is just . . .

. . . oh man, I think I just wiped a tear from my eye.

Bravo, sir. You - sir - are a winner.

[cyber95]

\o/

[Bradley]

Huh.

Lets see what happens next.

[cyber95]

Cyz: Explode

[g0m]

RedHerring: Get hit by a ray or something.

[CheeseDeluxe]

Everyone: Abandon this thread, it's been done.

Finally.

[DimJim]

>NOW GO KICK GvH IN THE NUTSSSS

[Trihan]

Make sure to apologize by making love to him afterwards.

What...what is this feeling? You feel...good. So...so good. You lick your lips. Cyz glances your way, almost as if he can tell what you're thinking. Your arm begins to move suggestively, of its own accord. It's like you're not in control of your own actions! But...do you really want to be?


Congratulations! You beat the game!

God I feel dirty.

[DimJim]

well at least there's no GvH.

[SleepingOrange]

>RAGEDUDE MCTHINGFACE: Burn ROPE like kool-aid man shouting "Gorblesnatch von Humperdink!"

[Red Herring]

Truly an adventure for the ages. It was a long read, you guys, but I think the dramatic culmination towards the end there basically made up for it all. If only there was a denouement of some sort - as long as it was, I still feel like there's something more!

[Babel]

catboys don't have nuts.

You know who needs a kick in the nuts? Michael Bay. Get on that.

[TheDarkNerd]

catboys don't have nuts.

Schrödinger, at least in doujins, highly disagrees. However, as we, the reader, have not actually observed the author drawing him with them, due to the presence of pants, his presence of nuts is both true and false until proven otherwise.

Also, I'm pretty sure Anathema's avatar would disagree with you.

[Trihan]

>RAGEDUDE MCTHINGFACE: Burn ROPE like kool-aid man shouting "Gorblesnatch von Humperdink!"

[Anathema]

catboys don't have nuts.

Schrödinger, at least in doujins, highly disagrees. However, as we, the reader, have not actually observed the author drawing him with them, due to the presence of pants, his presence of nuts is both true and false until proven otherwise.

Also, I'm pretty sure Anathema's avatar would disagree with you.

Yeah, look how pissed he is.

[SleepingOrange]

So... So beautiful.

I wept.

[1forgotten]

I can now be truly happy. You see this CheeseDeluxe? This is epic at its finest.

[DimJim]

lolol gorblsnatch von humperdikn

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[CheeseDeluxe]

I can now be truly happy. You see this CheeseDeluxe? This is epic at its finest.

Riiiight.

[foobar]

CREDITS MUSIC IS GO

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

lolol gorblsnatch von humperdikn

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Once again, DimJim gets my salute of fellow obscure knowledgeniess.