Legendary Judo

[Reecer6]

> Boy
> 23 06
> B

[DimJim]

>MANBEARPIG.
MANBEARPIG
MANBEARPIG

[Goodguy3]

-Boy. Yeah. His style is Kung Fu, and he's pretty damn good at it. You've been good friends for three years, and rivals for five. You met him at your first Martial Arts tournament, in which the two of you fought, and the time limit ran its course before either of your could gian the upper hand. Since then, you've resolved to always measure your ability based on how well you do against each other.


One thing he ain't so good at is writing legibly. God, your eyes hurt. Anyway, he invited you to the park to train, which isn't that far from here. Best to get going.


Before you leave, however, you grab Roku's shades for later. Maybe you can get them fixed for yourself or something.

>Stuff the bully in the locker.








That outta make next semester interesting.


You are now outside of the school. Sherman Park is to the west. You can't go to the east unless you want to ram your head against the school wall. . .again.

[Bradley]

Ram your head against the wall so hard that the school explodes.

Then go south.

[Goodguy3]

You decide to teach that wall a lesson in head smashing!


. . .And immediately wish you hadn't! As if your head didn't hurt enough from reading Boy's letter.

>go south.

You don't have time for bullshit like going the way you know to go! You dash off south.


This is 3rd street. 3rd-99th street look exactly the fucking same as this, which is why you're glad you don't live here. You're a little off course, but you can still get to the park if you head west and north.

[NaiveOne]

>review tournament information before going anywhere else. There may be important details.

[Goodguy3]

>review tournament information before going anywhere else. There may be important details.


Good idea. You take out the letter and turn it over, looking closely at the writing on the back.


Hm. No date. Crap! Hopefully Boy knows something.

[Reecer6]

> Follow directions

[NaiveOne]

>Compliment yourself on your ability to look very actiony-awesome while even reading a note! Then head towards park.

[Goodguy3]

Smirking at your awsome Letter Reading pose, you dash off towards the park, deciding that you've stalled long enough.


At the park. Looks like Boy's been waiting for a while and has started shadow boxing. Seems he doesn't notice you. . .

[NaiveOne]

>pull out your dagger and do a Sneak Attack for an extra 2D6 damage! er.... Surprise attack!

[Sarah]

You know, I thought this would result in a girl character, not a boy named Kate. :P

Anyway, say hello. Then do this for no apparent reason:

[Goodguy3]

You decide against attacking him from behind, as that would be dishonorable. You decide instead to pull a friendly word prank on him.

"Hey, dumbass." You say.


He immediately whirls around "Ok who's got the balls to-Oh, it's you. Took you long enough to get here. What happened? Did you get lost aga-"


"Uh. .what...what are you doing?"

"Oh, huh? Uhh..Eyebrow stretches. . .you have to have strong eyebrows to be a Judo master, don't you know? Oh right, you don't, cause you use fucking Bruce Lee Movie move crap."


"Yeah, well at least I strike my enemy, isntead of cuddling with him to the ground like I got some kind of kinky teddybearphilia!"

"Well at least I don't answer to dumbass." You retort.


"Oh, that's it. It's so on now. Get ready, 'Katie'! You're goin' in a hole I'm about to dig with your face!"



This is how almost all of your meetings go down. You always end up insulting each others styles and then beating each other up. It can't be helped, though, that's just how it is between you two.

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You know, I thought this would result in a girl character, not a boy named Kate. :P

Heheh, yeah. Riki Kunio (the game I'm taking character sprites from) automatically picks your character based on what you put in for Name, birth, and bloodtype; and there are no female fighters.

[NaiveOne]

>Instead of every normal battle where most people open up with normal moves to gauge opponent strength, use this chance to activate your finishing move. Some ultra powerful combo that defeats anyone with an overly long name that just needs to ye yelled loudly!

[Ed]

> Hadouken

[Gustave]

>Time for the Bombkick.

[Goodguy3]

>activate your finishing move. Some ultra powerful combo that defeats anyone with an overly long name that just needs to ye yelled loudly!


You prepare your ultimate attack, shouting out it's incredably long and totally legit name.








Ouch! That was a nasty combo!


"Ugh! Lucky you caught me off guard!" You yell at him.

"Please, did you really think I was gonna let you do that?" He snaps back, smirking.

[Bradley]

Kate: Shout "HOLY CRAP LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!", then jump him when he turns around.

[Vexxus]

Kate: Shout "HOLY CRAP LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!", then jump him when he turns around.

I second this.

[Goodguy3]

>:Time for the Bombkick.


You immedeately make your move, and knock Boy on his back.
"How do you like it on your back?" You taunt him.

"Hmph, not bad at all." He says, hopping back up. "But I bet you won't expect this one!"

>Kate: Shout "HOLY CRAP LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!", then jump him when he turns around.

Oh great, look who decided to show up. He's got friends, too.
"Hey Boy, look out behind you!" You say.

"Hah, yeah right. Like I'm that dense, you ain't foolin' me!"

[NaiveOne]

>Just defend, the punishment for being stupid is usually about equivalent to a beat-down from behind last you remember.

[Gustave]

>Jump past him and beat up those guys.

[Goodguy3]

>Jump past him and beat up those guys.

Mmh...maybe in a second. .

KATHWAM!


Hehehe, it's always funny to see Boy get hurt like this. But ok, it's serious time now.
"What are you doing here Roku?" You ask

"We don like people who shuv boss in the locker. We think you needs to apolagise to him now, else we gonna make your face a little less structured!" The blue fellow speaks up.

"What he said. You're either sorry or gonna BE sorry!" Says Roku.

"You sure about that? Remember the last time you messed with me Roku? It didn't go so well for you, did it?" You smirk.

"Yeah, but last time you caught me off guard, I was alone, and I didn't have a three foot length of pipe"

"Three feet, eh?" You taunt "Compensating for something?"

"That's it! Get him, fellas!" He yells.

[NaiveOne]

>Dodge, then smash blue so that he goes flying into the tan shirted guy.

[McBatman]

Tan Shirt Goon: Trip and hit blue shirt in back of head.
>Laugh.