This is the DREAD WIZARD SMIIRBO. From his FLYING CASTLE, he angrily beholds GENERIC CITY and its many, many MORE-OR-LESS INNOCENT CITIZENS.
He then proceeds to work his DARK MAGICS.
And GENERIC CITY is laid to waste.
But that doesn't matter right now! These guys are you! You are ADVENTUROUS LAD and ADVENTUROUS LASS. You are so excited to be going out on ADVENTURES. But first, you should probably figure out some NAMES, and some CHARACTER CLASSES. Ooh, this is gonna be so much FUN.