Attack of the Dread Wizard Smiirbo.

[GreyGabe]

This is the DREAD WIZARD SMIIRBO. From his FLYING CASTLE, he angrily beholds GENERIC CITY and its many, many MORE-OR-LESS INNOCENT CITIZENS.



He then proceeds to work his DARK MAGICS.



And GENERIC CITY is laid to waste.



But that doesn't matter right now! These guys are you! You are ADVENTUROUS LAD and ADVENTUROUS LASS. You are so excited to be going out on ADVENTURES. But first, you should probably figure out some NAMES, and some CHARACTER CLASSES. Ooh, this is gonna be so much FUN.

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Hello, hello. FKOD and I wanted to do something simple and extremely silly, so Smiirbo was born. This will update whenever we feel like it. We'll still work on our other stuff, too, though. Hopefully, FKOD will stop having so much homework and we'll be able to update the Attackening more, but for now: Smiirbo.

[DimJim]

Guy: Be Mr. P., Sordsman of the Tenth Tenth of Pi, the one who guards the final number of pi.
Girl: Be Ghrghmbrfgh IV, Finest Gunmage of the Lando Calrissian Squad, the best warriors to ever walk the land.

[Reecer6]

Lad:
Name: Professer Layton
Class: Puzzle Solver
Lass:
Name: Miranda Hamstand
Class: Actor

[RedMage]

Lad: Name- Lass
Class: Math


Lass: Name- Lad
Class: science

OH WAIT you guys are lat for adventure school! :shock:

[GreyGabe]

That's right!
The ADVENTUROUS LAD'S name is Mr. Professor, expert swordmatician and guardian of the final number of Pi.
The ADVENTUROUS LASS'S name is Miranda Ghrghmbrfgh, Scientist and gunmage.

OH WAIT you guys are late for adventure school!

Gadzooks! You're right! And today is the graduation ceremony! You've got to get there, and quick! But how...? (i.e. What kind of transportation would you like to use?)

[Prime Intellect]

>Hop into your UNMARKED WHITE VAN.

[Daedalus]

> Walk across the street.

[Not The Author]

> Move the horizon. It's quick and efficient, and hasn't failed you yet!

[RedMage]

each other.

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> Bellow the final number of pi to the open world, ripping open rifts in the galaxy and moving the Earth to your will; That is, move the school to you.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Forget about the graduation ceremony. Stay home and watch Shenanigan Rex instead!

[zebtrestalala]

Go in a SKETCHY UNMARKED WHITE VAN

[DimJim]

>Use kamikaze watermelons.

[Reecer6]

> A giant turtle with rocket boosters
(Mr. Professor's class suits him. Professor Layton is an awesome swordfighter, as seen in teh Diabolical Box)

[Ed]

Grab the nearest tree, throw it, then jump on it, enjoy ride.

[GreyGabe]

Grab the nearest tree, throw it, then jump on it, enjoy ride.

You regret to inform yourself that there aren't any trees for miles around. You live in a sort of grassland.

> A giant turtle with rocket boosters
(Mr. Professor's class suits him. Professor Layton is an awesome swordfighter, as seen in teh Diabolical Box)

Mr. Bart is in space, last you heard.
...Turtles can survive in space, right?

>Forget about the graduation ceremony. Stay home and watch Shenanigan Rex instead!

But after the graduation, they're going to show the movie! And there will be candy! Also, you have to show up or you can't be certified adventurers, but mostly CANDY.

each other.

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> Bellow the final number of pi to the open world, ripping open rifts in the galaxy and moving the Earth to your will; That is, move the school to you.

That went horribly, horribly wrong last time. You aren't willing to try again just yet. As for the Pi thing, you're not allowed to say it! You're supposed to be guarding it.

> Move the horizon. It's quick and efficient, and hasn't failed you yet!

Of course! It so obvious, you should have seen it immediately.



You move downwards a bit, get a firm grip on the horizon, and begin to pull. You forgot how heavy perspective could be! Just then, Miranda informs you that this is scientifically impossible! Your hands slip ineffectually off of the now intangible horizon. Damn her. Damn her and her science.

>Hop into your UNMARKED WHITE VAN.

Go in a SKETCHY UNMARKED WHITE VAN

You don't know how sketchy your JUSTICE VAN is, but you'll go with that for now.



It used to be an ice-cream van. However, you bought it from a police auction after the ice cream man turned out to be a serial killer. Best two hundred dollars you ever spent.

>Use kamikaze watermelons.

You keep them in the van. You know how cool they have to stay.



Okay! Now onwards, to...

> Walk across the street.

...Oh right.



You live right across the street from the school. You're the only people that do. How silly of you to forget.
Oh well, since you're in the van anyway...
You'll get out and walk. No need to waste gas!



You make it to school without incident. Ugh, you can barely make out the signs on the wall. It looks like they were written in by someone with terrible handwriting. Anyway, the graduation ceremony is probably being held in the auditorium.

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Also, I have to say I've never played any of the Professor Layton games. Are they good?

Edit: Okay, what the hell is up with that dot. I know I erased that dot. Stupid dot.

[Dragon Fogel]

It's obvious which way you have to go.

>Go for the Candy!

[Reecer6]

> Go to the Left

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I really like how we can control basically all the aspects of the adventure. Oh, and the professor Layton games are really only for puzzle loving people, and I'm one so I love them. It's really fun, so I recommend it.

[Goodguy3]

>Professor: Go CANDY.

>Miranda: Go AUDITORIUM.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Shenanigan Rex: Host the graduation ceremony, then reveal that nobody's actually graduated yet and it was all a big prank!

Oh, Shenanigan!

[DimJim]

>It's obviously being held in candy! Go there!

>Lass: Go the other way and be wrong.

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Also, I have to say I've never played any of the Professor Layton games. Are they good?

Well, Reecer plays them, so...

[GreyGabe]

Yeah, you should probably go to the audit--
WAIT.
WHAT DOES THAT SIGN SAY.
YOU ARE PRETTY SURE IT SAYS CANDY.


sssssnnnnniiiiiiiiffffff

Yes. You smell candy!

>Professor: Go CANDY.

>Miranda: Go AUDITORIUM.

>It's obviously being held in candy! Go there!

>Lass: Go the other way and be wrong.

CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!

Professor is now CANDY CRAZED and cannot respond to most commands.
Miranda decides to go to the auditorium. On arriving, it turns out that this is where graduation is occuring.



Shenanigan Rex, who is for some reason wearing a graduation cap, is leading the graduation proceedings. You stand in the back, so as not to disturb anyone or get pied in the face for interrupting. Next to Shenanigan is the table where the diplomas are stacked. For some reason, the school packages them in fortune cookies with little tags on them labeled with student names. It's probably because the artist was too lazy to draw diplomas the faculty are a bunch of crackpots.

>Shenanigan Rex: Host the graduation ceremony, then reveal that nobody's actually graduated yet and it was all a big prank!

Oh, Shenanigan!

Nah, the real prank is the... special candy. Wait until everyone gets a load of that!
Oh, this is gonna be the best prank ever! It might even top piemaggedon or the exploding clam pies!

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I really like how we can control basically all the aspects of the adventure. Oh, and the professor Layton games are really only for puzzle loving people, and I'm one so I love them. It's really fun, so I recommend it.

Yeah, this is a much more relaxed adventure. Your goals are vaguely defined and silliness is a must.
Also, I like puzzles. Maybe I'll check out Professor Layton sometime.

[Oily Harlequin]

> Shenanigan Rex: Devour students as they come to collect diplomas.

> Miranda: Challenge Shenanigan Rex to a Rock Battle for Diploma (and to not be eaten)

[GreyGabe]

> Shenanigan Rex: Devour students as they come to collect diplomas.

> Miranda: Challenge Shenanigan Rex to a Rock Battle for Diploma (and to not be eaten

Huh buh whuh?

Shenanigan is a BELOVED CHILDREN'S TELEVISION CHARACTERand possibly a mishchief god! He doesn't eat people!
If he did, who would watch his show? Or buy his merchandise?

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Okay, I'm not very good at drawing Shenanigan. Sorry!

[DimJim]

>Miranda: Get pied in the face for attempting to avoid a pie to the face.

[Goodguy3]

>Professor: Candy status report!