(Oh hey look a collab between your two favorite absentee authors, SleepingOrange and Sfou)
Today is a great day. Like every other day. Life in Alpha Complex is perfect, and you cannot imagine any existence that would be better. In fact, you don't imagine anything. That would take your happy time away, and you don't want that. That would be a Bad Thing.
You have just finished watching your favorite vidshow, and the next one won't be on for a while, since the credits on these things tend to run for about half an hour. All the other REDS in your barracks are off troubleshooting. What will you do?