>Go for a little walk.
> Think of new ways to benefit Friend Computer.
Originally Posted by SuperfrequencyOriginally Posted by Epamynondas
That'll be great! A nice walk on a nice day is always... nice. Maybe you'll stop by the vats for a delicious plate of Foodlyk. As you move to leave, two other clones enter: an INDIGO coms/rec woman and a GREEN happiness officer. You're immediately wary of the INDIGO; not only does she far outrank you, but she apparently has VIOLET clearance or something... Someone to watch.
You concentrate a little; the INDIGO is bored, slightly irritated, and apparently permanently suspicious of everyone and everything. Pretty normal, all around, but with an unusual acidic overtone. The GREEN... As soon as you let yourself feel her emotions you nearly laugh out loud. Her happiness is oppressive, genuine, and mostly not chemical.
Oh, didn't you remember? You're an unregistered mutant, an empath. You can detect other people's emotions and influence them at will. It usually doesn't backfire.
You're about to move past when the INDIGO pulls out a piece of paper.
"Are you... Mort|R|MPA|1?"
You are indeed. You have a bad feeling about this, and your definitely really genuine smile fades a little.
>Answer that that is, indeed, you. As you do, try to nudge her a little towards happiness. It is not good for people to be unhappy. Everyone should be happy.
> glory to the supreme communist manifesto
>Tell her your clearance isn't high enough to go around naming names.
Adjust her emotions to be more lighthearted, but don't be too worried. You espouse the glory of Friend Computer as hard as anyone, and you'd only get in trouble if you had done something wrong! Friend Computer is always just! Right...?
>Make the green flip out as a distraction.
Everyone should be happy!
make her swoon.
Originally Posted by Red Herring
Originally Posted by HaloKirby9
>"Of course ma'am."
>Green: Stare at the Red for a few moments before offering a Happy Pill.
> Hug the Indigo.
> Punch the indigo.
Originally Posted by AnathemaOriginally Posted by GodPiece
MORT: "Of course ma'am."
You politely confirm your identity while concentrating on the GREEN clone to send her into a psychotic breakdown. This happiness of hers is too wonderful not to mess around with. Her mood seems to be resisting your grip...
...ah, there you go.
GREEN: "OMIGOSH SARA EVERYTHING IN HERE IS SO UNHAPPY. I CAN'T STAND IT."
INDIGO: "Um, please stand down, Annabell, this is not the time for--"
ANNABELL: "ESPECIALLY HIM OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH"
The Happiness Officer is sprinting at you with a syringe full of computer-knows-what.
> utilize the x-ray granted to thou by the grand emperor lenin and apply it liberally to this capitalist dog
Don't defend yourself.