>Fast! Be happier! And try to calm her while you're at it.
Edit: Ninja'd by andy...
> Stop taking my breath away with how awesome your adventures are.
But seriously, even though this adventure is only 3 pages long it's still, imho, the second best MSPAFA (secondly only to Blobby Adventures). I'd even go as far as to say that these 2 adventures are better than Andrew Hussie's work!
Well, it DOES contain Sara and is therefore the best anything ever, but I don't know if I'd say it's better than MSPA.
> Turn Green's attempt to stab you into some kind of dance to preserve your happiness.
Originally Posted by Mystify
No sooner is the needle in your shoulder than is Annabell off running in the other direction screaming something about unhappy posters. It hurts a little, but only for a moment. The pain fades quickly and you start to feel... Pretty... Pretty good.
Wow. You haven't felt this good since you were an INFRARED. The world is just... Wow. Oh, Sara is saying something. She has the prettiest voice~
SARA: "Asinine tomfoolery aside, we're here to take you to debriefing room XQ7-11. Please come along."
Wow. What a great idea. You start to move toward the door before you remember you have no idea where that is. Hahaha. Isn't that funny? HAHAHAHAHA!
It takes a long time to get there, but that's alright; it's a nice walk. You've never been to most of these parts of Alpha Complex before. It's like... An adventure!
At one point you pass through an R&D sector. Those crazy scientists, always... Where were you going with this? You meet a very nice ORANGE on the way there, though. Not very chatty, but nice.
You get to the briefing room and Sara sits you down. Sara has the best ideas. Oh, and she's talking again!
Sara: "We'll be here for a while before Friend Computer contacts us. Please be patient."
Hum Friend Computer-approved Happy Jingles!
Look for a stapler.
Influence the violet girls emotions to paranoia mirror your own-drug induced happyness.
> Do rousing dance number on the table.
make funny faces at the camera
Indulge yourself in the happiness. Bring Anabelle along too.
>Ask why are you here.
It's probably a bad course of action.
[Was Annabel trowing candy corn pills to that poster?]
>Make the pretty violet officer laugh like a maniac!HAHAHA!
>Keep smiling, say nothing, stare at the screen.
>Make everyone as happy as you are right now!
Press some of those awesome buttons on the screen.
>Start saying how much you love Friend Computer, with an inflection towards innuendo.
This statement is a hyperbole.
Help me get League of Legends referral points. At least I'm direct about it.
Drawing Commissions, or something
> ahem. yo dawgs. this be MC Trotsky in da house. listen up it's 2129
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Trotsky please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Trotsky please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
You all act like you never seen a commie before
Guns all on the floor like Pam like William just shellin' the state
Started whooping Castro's butt while he masturbates
Now I guess it's too late too save Cuba and the states
It's the return of the
'Commies are bad, Commies we hate, surrender our will, as of this date.'
And Mr. Che said:
Nothing idiots Che's dead, he's locked in the cellar
Worse death than rabid Old Yellar
Commie, Commie, Commie hey im all over that
Now you might say 'Look at that commie, he's so new'
Hailing the you know who 'yeah, but he's cute through and through'
Yep, I guess that Russia's a little sick of that little Mofo
But no worse than the bullshit that China fell fo' - again
I just want to forget about prison, and get set loose
But can't, but its cool for Hussein to hump a dead moose
Fidel is on the roof, Fidel is on the roof!
And if I'm lucky I just might get to save my own youth
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what an evil society is
Of course they gonna know what communist is
By the time they hit first grade,
They got the local NBC don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us Nazi's
Who cut other people open playin' Yahtzee?
But if you feel like I feel I got the cure anew
Women wear your party hats, so I love commies and so do you
Red, your sudden bursts of creativity are not unlike the flourish of a mushroom cloud.
Originally Posted by MystifyOriginally Posted by elrunethe2nd
Aw, why is Sara in such a bad mood? You and Annabell are so happy. It's not fair. You help out the poor girl with a good dose of your highly illegal mutant powers. Now, that's much better! THIS IS SUCH A GREAT DAY!
Originally Posted by Languidiir
Friend Computer's technology is just so great. You can't help but to get up there and turn the vidscreen on. Wow, a new vidshow! And it looks like Zack|R|BRF|2 did make it to the acting scene. Way to go, buddy!
His acting is stellar.
You can't wait to tell Zack|R|BRF|3 how great his last incarnation was on the little screen. That vidshow was one for the ages.
Suddenly, just as you thought this day couldn't get any better, the glorious eye of the best friend of all friends, your greatest pal in the whole world, Friend Computer appears on the screen. You're just about to pass out from sheer joy.
FRIEND COMPUTER: GOOD MORNING, CITIZENS. THANK YOU FOR--
Friend Computer stops speaking and turns his eye on you. Oh, how great! How majestic! How glorious! Still, you try to stifle your grin a bit.
FRIEND COMPUTER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CLONE MORT? YOU WERE TOLD TO WAIT AT THIS TABLE. EXPLAIN YOUR BEHAVIOR AT ONCE.
Deep within your infinite happiness, a familiar feeling begins to swell up. Panic, yes, that's what it is.
>"I only wished to be closer to your glorious presence Friend Computer."