Project Amazing

[Mystify]

>"I only wished to be closer to your glorious presence Friend Computer."

Then try to use your powers on friend computer.

[Gustave]

>Tell him you are still at the table, just not sitting near it, which you weren't instructed to do probably. Also that you love him, man.

[Eversist]

>Stroke the screen slowly. Rub your face on it for good measure.

>"I only wished to be closer to your glorious presence Friend Computer."

And this.

[Anathema]

>"I only wished to be closer to your glorious presence Friend Computer."

Then try to use your powers on friend computer.

In the game this is based off of the power Mort has doesn't work on machines.

[Mystify]

>"I only wished to be closer to your glorious presence Friend Computer."

Then try to use your powers on friend computer.

In the game this is based off of the power Mort has doesn't work on machines.

I realize that. Thats why I said "try"

[soniku64]

>"I only wished to be closer to your glorious presence Friend Computer."

[Alice]

>explain your actions whilst laying prostrate on the floor ^__^

[Languidiir]

"I love you so much, I couldn't stand to be away from you."

[zebtrestalala]

>various messages involving love and devotion to a machine.

[Ixcalibur]

> Draw attention away from yourself by making Sara suddenly overwhelmingly hate Friend Computer.

[Mystify]

> Draw attention away from yourself by making Sara suddenly overwhelmingly hate Friend Computer.

This in conjunction with the other line

[Blue-Clone-Ninja]

Expel contents of stomach and fall into them. Remember how bad you were with injections.

[SleepingOrange]

try to use your powers on friend computer.

No point; you know full well, regardless of how lucid you are, that your powers only work on people, not machines. Besides, that's just an image of Friend Computer; you can only affect people relatively close to you.

>"I only wished to be closer to your glorious presence Friend Computer."

>Stroke the screen slowly. Rub your face on it for good measure.

MORT: I just wanted to be closer to your glorious presence, Friend Computer. You're so wonderful and magnanimous and pretty and...

You keep babbling as Friend Computer's eye swivels back to Annabell. You sort of get the feeling through the veil of glee that you might want to do something to take the heat off yourself.

> Draw attention away from yourself by making Sara suddenly overwhelmingly hate Friend Computer.

You send a healthy dose of hate and anger Sara-ward. Sorry Sara! You're sure she'd understand. Sara's pretty great.
Unfortunately, you rather botch the attempt and end up bouncing all that negativity straight back into your own mind, where it hits a wall of chemical joy. All the pretty colors fade, and your face starts twitching just a little. Okay, pretty violently. Fortunately, the injection and the hate about balance.

FRIEND COMPUTER: CLONE ANNABELL IT IS CLEAR TO ME THAT CLONE MORT'S ERRATIC BEHAVIOR IS DUE TO YOUR OVERPRESIPTION OF EZ-DOZE-IT. YOU ARE FINED 50 PLASTICREDS FOR NEGLIGENCE.

ANNABELL: Yes, Friend Computer. Thank you for your benefis... bennaf... mercy
.
SARA: Ha... Annabell.

FRIEND COMPUTER: TO RETURN TO THE REASON I BROUGHT YOU HERE, CLONE MORT; THERE IS A TEAM OF TROUBLESHOOTERS THAT HAS BECOME UNRESPONSIVE IN THE IGY SECTOR. I AM SENDING YOU ON YOUR FIRST MISSION: YOU ARE TO LOCATE THIS TEAM, OBSERVE THEM, AND REPORT BACK TO ME.

At this point, a tube drops from the ceiling and spits a heavyset, bearded man onto the ground.

FRIEND COMPUTER: THIS IS VASILY|R|USS|2. HE WILL SERVE AS HYGIENE OFFICER ON YOUR MISSION; YOU WILL BE PART OF A VERY REDACTED TEAM TODAY. IT WILL CONSIST OF YOU AND THIS CLONE.

A backpack drops from the tube, bouncing off Vasily's head with a painful-sounding clank.

FRIEND COMPUTER: YOUR MANDATORY BONUS DUTY WILL BE EQUIPMENT GUY FOR YOUR TEAM OF TWO. INSIDE THIS BACKPACK YOU WILL FIND ANY AND ALL TOOLS YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED TO MAINTAIN, REPAIR, AND OPERATE ALL TEAM EQUIPMENT OR ANY ROBOTICS OR MACHINERY YOU SHOULD ENCOUNTER OR NEED.

You move over to pick up your new backpack and help Vasily to his feet.

FRIEND COMPUTER: CLONES SARA AND ANNABELL, YOU ARE TO REMAIN HERE UNTIL THE REST OF YOUR TEAM SHOWS UP.

ANNABELL: Of course, Friend Computer!

The screen blinks out without another word. Friend Computer never gives you all the inf... Er, Friend Computer in his wisdom is always marvelously succinct.

VASILY: Thanks fer helping me up there, boy. I ken tell we'll be getting along great.

[Enthernal]

say"Yo dawg,whatz teh wetheer up tere?"

[Iridium]

Head out to the IGY sector to complete your mission.

Receive SECRET MISSION from your secret society

[Mystify]

use your powers t dull the pain from the backpack landing on the guy's head.

[Anathema]

>Use your powers to make your teammate feel extremely trusting of you and try to extract information about any of his treasons from him.

[Red Herring]

> laud praise upon your brother communist

[Red Herring]

> ok and look in the backpack MAYBE

[SleepingOrange]

>Use your powers to make your teammate feel extremely trusting of you and try to extract information about any of his treasons from him.

Trust? You're not too familiar with that word. You don't even think it's an emotion, and you wouldn't know how to use your power with it. You're pretty sure it's above your clearance anyway.

> ok and look in the backpack MAYBE

Wow, there is a lot of stuff in here... A fire extinguisher, a fire restinguisher, a sonic screwdriver, a handful of robot interfaces, duct tape, duct tape, duct tape, a tube of universal adhesive, something labeled "solder gun prototype"... Not to mention about fifty other various tools, gadgets, and sundries, in addition to what you already have: a standard-issue RED laser, and your Personal Digital Companion. In the little pouch on the front of the bag, something catches your eye.

It looks like an unlabeled datachip, like the sort that comes with programs for your PDC. You figure you might as well slip it in; the screen on what you like to think of as your wristwatch-computer lights up; it flashes BOOTING UP several times, then MAPPING AREA.

The screen flickers again and shows MAPBOT V0.1564. Looks like the map is going to draw itself as you move on. You figure this might be pretty handy. Besides, a PDC can always use more programs; all yours has right now is a camera, a notepad, and basic two-way communication functions. Technically it also has a stupid calculator and Friend Computer's Silent Karaoke, but come on, who uses those?

Head out to the IGY sector to complete your mission.

You take a peek at the three corridors outside the room. Sector IGY? Well of course it's... No, nevermind. You're positive you don't have a clue where it is.

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Okay, so. Some people have expressed interest in this, but I want to see if there are enough people to warrant it; would anyone want some avatar-sized portraits of some of the characters? Apparently my facial expressions are amusing or something.

[Iridium]

Ask Clone Vasily if he has any info on which way you should go. If not, pick a direction at random. Maybe you'll find someone to ask or something.

And I'm pretty sure we came from the western hallway. If that has any significance.

[soniku64]

>Play FRIEND COMPUTERS SILENT KARAOKE, then make a Duct Tape Wallet.

[bobthepen]

Maybe like, leave a tiny piece of duct tape to the wall just in case you get lost.

Oh wait why would you get lost? Your 'ole buddy Franklin|R|IGY|3 lives in sector IGY!

> Go visit Frank.

[kzager20]

> Pull out your BerettaRed Laser.

[Kraft]

>Use tools to upgrade red laser.

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Okay, so. Some people have expressed interest in this, but I want to see if there are enough people to warrant it; would anyone want some avatar-sized portraits of some of the characters? Apparently my facial expressions are amusing or something.

Yes I quite enjoy Sara and that orange fellow.