Originally Posted by GustaveOriginally Posted by Xelkelvos
Your kettle pot pulsates as you try to combat the maelstrom of differing ideas vocalizing themselves inside your noggin! You clasp your hands to your non-existant ears, trying to shut out the mob of thoughts battering itself against your skull! And then your hear it.
And idea. And it's been so long since you've had one. The storm of your melon (pun totally intended) settles and your decide to take this action!Originally Posted by Artful Lounger
After a very short walk, you arrive at the melon stand. The Younger Melon Guy eyes you suspiciously. He doesn't particularly like your kind parading up in his business. Why, just the other day a rather portly looking hobo decided to help himself to a gourd and make off with the leftovers. You give him a little wave as your approach.
This is awesome!Originally Posted by Photograph
I feel counted in the vast crowd of adventures.
> Schmooze and subtly inquire about pumpkin.
>Tell him not to worry, for you have recently come into a great deal of monies and you will be paying for yo-Grab a melon helm and beat it!(as in run away not smash the helm)
Take a melon and ironically incapacitate the owner with it.
KNOCKED OUT BY HIS OWN MELON.
Beat him to death with your Kettle Pot.
But don't take it off.
>Inspect that hole in the pavement.
>Scream in his face to distract him and then abscond with as many melons as you can carry.
Sorry for the delay guys!
This next update is a bit bulky and has more dramatic angles than the top half of JD. :P
I hadnt noticed his initials were JD, that is so awesome.
Muahaha. I know, it's amazing!Originally Posted by Photograph
Originally Posted by Photograph
You dive headfirst into a battle of intense negotiations, queries, and statements! And for what? The sweet taste of victory and compromise! Which in this case both taste like melons!
You take the first move and deicdedly use SchmoozeTech: POLITE INTERROGA-TASER!
Your volley of chivalrous words stream toward the opponent with incredible force!
However, despite your best efforts, Younger Melon Guy's BIAS BUBBLE can't be broken easily! He parries the attack! You're going to need to be at the top of your gallantry to win this Schmooze...!
Beat his face in with your Kettle Pot.
how unexpected :shock:
counter with a declaration to purchase melons from the younger melon guy on the otherside of town instead.
edit: wow, I must've been asleep when I typod that. Or mesmerized by dimjim's gyrations.
As opposed to diplomacy, intimidate by threatening to start a boycott of the man's melons.Originally Posted by RedMage
>J Insult his ridiculous hat! This is going to get brutal!
>Counter with your own Bias-attack, replying that he must be Italian/Mario
I wholeheartedly support this adventure.
>Counter his bias with a cash flash. At this distance he probably won't be able to tell that it's just green magazine pages that you stuff in your clothes to stay warm.
Thanks peeps.Originally Posted by Eversist
The next update should be this afternoon. But college work is stacking up so if not it will more certainly be up Thursday!
Better yet, Fall Break starts Friday so I will be having a whole week to update free of educational distractions!
Now if only I had more readers... XD
>Ask him for some fried chicken.
Good art and Premise... my adventure stalking schedule is getting full