Well, that only took a little less than 3 hours.
> Show your captives mercy. Again make a plea to their better senses and say that you don't wish any harm upon team George; only to be left alone. (They might listen better if you shoot one of their hands first).
Edit: Durr. Let me say that I have absolutely enjoyed reading this adventure. It's fun to join in at such an exciting point (even if I have missed reading a fresh sloppy make-out and having time to appreciate it. They go by too fast when you have 33 frickin pages to read; I will say that the first 10 pages of so of this thread I was just reading Telamon's posts but it was too hard to ignore the suggestions given as I became more engaged in the story).