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    Suggestion Box Awful Offal

    SPECIAL MODERATOR MESSAGE:

    This thread is a disgusting amalgamation of the off-topic discussions which bud off of the suggestion boxes.

    If you find your posts here, and they also contain suggestions, you will have to post your suggestions again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
    hey author guy your stil taking sugestions for names rite? i know its page 24 but i have high hopes yule use my sugestion

    How about joe eggbert

    yes i feel so good i contrubuted so much
    Shit, sounds like Andrew is going to be making a LOT of retroactive changes.

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    Re: John's Suggestion Box

    John: Replace Where with We're.

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    Re: John's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteKnight
    John: Replace Where with We're.
    WhiteKnight: Bone up on your Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

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    Re: John's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Telamon
    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteKnight
    John: Replace Where with We're.
    WhiteKnight: Bone up on your Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
    John: Be a grammar nerd anyways
    ^ STUPID ALL UP INS ^

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    Re: John's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by ron3090
    John: Wear PDA as hat and throw it down.

    Razorhall: Post more blank space.
    umm ok





























































































































    there, happy?
    and you spelled my name wrong by the way.

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    Re: John's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Telamon
    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteKnight
    John: Replace Where with We're.
    WhiteKnight: Bone up on your Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
    Man, what's the deal?
    Grammar always becomes before humor except when plays on words are involved...
    John: Assault the Ogres with a plethora of PUN-ishment

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    Suggestion Box Awful Offal

    WV: Be asparagus

    Also, do any non-Americans here even know what manifest destiny is?

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
    WV: Be asparagus

    Also, do any non-Americans here even know what manifest destiny is?
    Do even most Americans themselves know?

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    No, most do not.

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Marelo
    No, most do not.
    This makes me feel smart.

    WV: Go into the depths of the purple storage box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marelo
    No, most do not.
    Oh, I think you'd be surprised. 41% of Americans may believe that humans and dinosaurs once coexisted (actual statistic, I know, seems low to me too), but when it comes to the idea that America is ordained by Mother Fucking God Himself to conquer the whole of the continent, I think that's something your average American citizen would file away in the mental vault for later baseless rationalization.

    WV: Put on Stiller sunglasses

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
    Quote Originally Posted by Marelo
    No, most do not.
    Oh, I think you'd be surprised. 41% of Americans may believe that humans and dinosaurs once coexisted (actual statistic, I know, seems low to me too), but when it comes to the idea that America is ordained by Mother Fucking God Himself to conquer the whole of the continent, I think that's something your average American citizen would file away in the mental vault for later baseless rationalization.

    WV: Put on Stiller sunglasses
    I think you vastly overestimate the average American's capacity for paying attention when someone talks about history.

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Marelo
    I think you vastly overestimate the average American's capacity for paying attention when someone talks about history.
    And you, sir, vastly underestimate the average American's capacity for paying attention when someone talks about American history, especially regarding a subject that combines religious zealotry, racial bigotry, and American exceptionalism.

    Just so we're clear, Americans love their history. WWII is history, right? Right.

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Dude, I'm American. I was in American history classrooms.

    Nobody cared.

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Except you still remember it.

    Quod erat motherfucking demonstrandum.

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
    Except you still remember it.

    Quod erat motherfucking demonstrandum.
    I'm not an average student.

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Guys, Canadian History. I win.

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    Re: Suggestion Box Offal

    LOOK WHAT YOU DID GUYS

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    Re: WV's Suggestion Box

    Quote Originally Posted by Gankro
    Guys, Canadian History. I win.
    Never forget Private Austin Dunn and the Battle of Vimy Ridge.

    Never forget.

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    Re: Suggestion Box Offal

    By the way, if you find your posts here and they contain suggestions, you will have to repost your suggestions.

    SUCH IS THE PRICE.

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    Re: Suggestion Box Offal

    Ugh. They show that at my school every remembrance day. Every. Time.

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    Re: Suggestion Box Offal

    No, but seriously, dudes, Americans don't know shit about history, in general. No, not even American history.

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    Re: Suggestion Box Offal

    All I know is we legislated some shit, and then Britain liked us, and then we kicked America's ass, and then the French whined for 400 years.

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    Re: Suggestion Box Offal

    I guess we need some more specific parameters to determine whether Americans are relatively good at history vis-a-vis anything else, or even whether Americans know more of their history relative to anyone else considering how little of it there is. I learned about the Civil War for eight consecutive years of my life. Such a discussion may warrant its own thread.

    OH HEY

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    Re: Suggestion Box Offal

    Quote Originally Posted by Gankro
    All I know is we legislated some shit, and then Britain liked us, and then we kicked America's ass, and then the French whined for 400 years.
    I'd like to point out that the Wars of 1812, Vietnam, and Korea were the only wars that weren't covered extensively and repeatedly in the course of my state-mandated education. As far as our curriculum was concerned, the military history of the United States was as follows:

    - Kicked Britain's ass.
    - Kicked the Mediterranean's ass.
    - Kicked Britain's ass again, or something? America rules.
    - Kicked Mexico's ass.
    - Kicked rebel ass.
    - Kicked Spain's ass.
    - Kicked Germany's ass.
    - Kicked Hitler's ass.
    - Kicked Asia's ass, TWICE!!
    - Kicked Russia's ass.
    - Kicked Arabian ass (ongoing).

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