Suggestion Box Awful Offal

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

The answer to Marelo's question: Nothing, because Marelo has no power over users, only threads.

[Dentrala]

The answer to everyone's question: Marelo.

[Willdood]

The answer to everyone's question: Marelo.

Kapow.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Lollipop? Seems to work for me.

[NachoGrande96]

As of this post, the post count for the suggestion box forum is 14314. Interesting.

[3viltiki]

how much sugar does that girl have to eat to keep that freakin' pace up?

[Willdood]

Jade: Go find Bec.

[Strykar Zee]

Jade: Examine rings. Discern interests.

Actually, I'm fairly sure those would be strings. Still a good suggestion.

Second'd.

[Dentrala]

Jade: Examine rings. Discern interests.

Actually, I'm fairly sure those would be strings. Still a good suggestion.

Second'd.

Definitely band-aids. Maybe she sweats a lot.

[Bluecho]

Jade: Allocate your flute to strife status

that way you can kill your enemies by hardcore tunes on your flute, like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLkh265dDQ

except with a flute not a guitar.

Actually, since Rose is generally of a water pursuation, and uses a string instrument, she would be more like Demyx than Jade would be. Of course now she can't, because she has her needles as her weapon, but my point stands.

Jade would use the Earth element anyway.

[Razorhail]

Jade: Allocate your flute to strife status

that way you can kill your enemies by hardcore tunes on your flute, like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLkh265dDQ

except with a flute not a guitar.

Actually, since Rose is generally of a water pursuation, and uses a string instrument, she would be more like Demyx than Jade would be. Of course now she can't, because she has her needles as her weapon, but my point stands.

Jade would use the Earth element anyway.

I did not mean for her to be like Demyx and thus control water with a guitar. I just meant that she should have an instrument as a weapon and use music to attack her enemies. Whether a string instrument or not doesn't matter.

But yeah it would be cool if later in the series she controls earth this way.

edit:
on topic

Jade: Howl like a monkey and swing from table to table of your garden patch.

[Razorhail]

Jade: Chase your own butt like a puppy and eat all the squash.

Jade: Allocate your flute to strife status

that way you can kill your enemies by hardcore tunes on your flute, like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLkh265dDQ

except with a flute not a guitar.

Alternately, like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrvjLvBLXzU

Though I guess you were going for something more elegant than just thwacking things with it.

I was thinking more something like this (skip to 5:20)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YunnsO29 ... 1A&index=4

edit:
Maybe more like this (minus being evil)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY4TmKMVjDs

but yeah, of her being able to actually attack with the music not just make people dance.

by the way anyone notice that the four characters are starting to fit RPG roles

John: Paladin
Rose: Mage
Dave: Warrior
Jade: Healer ???

on topic

Jade: Do something silly

[Marelo]

Really, guy? Your idea of making your post on topic, after a long off-topic rant, is to make a single suggestion that everyone and their mother made?

Slapping on an obvious suggestion will not protect you from being pruned, guys! There's an entire forum for this discussion stuff. I suggest you check it out.

[WordsHere]

Jade: Don't forget to remember to watch your step.

I automatically read this as "Jade! Don't forget to wind your watch!" I am kind of tired.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

For when the stoopid is too stoopid for the stoopid trap!

[Epamynondas]

I can't think of anything stoopid enough for this thread.

[GreyMario]

I don't get it.

[Vid Inferno]

> Shoot safe.

[Anitar]

> Shoot safe.

How? My KEY is out of bullets!

[MrCheeze]

And that is the key to the whole story.

[Marelo]

Suggestion Box Offal Offal has consumed Suggestion Box Offal, because everything in the latter is too stupid to be there. This has also resulted in a mutation in the title to better reflect this new thread's content.

[Nopad]

CAn I nnend uPt in rhe offual offals offal!?

[Ford]

Jade: for the sake of the audience explain what just happened. Like why do you have a teleporter in your house?

Wait, you don't?

[Razorhail]

Jade: for the sake of the audience explain what just happened. Like why do you have a teleporter in your house?

Wait, you don't?

no not really. I'm at college, I live in the dorms.

Jade: Change settings on shirt to instead of displaying random patterns, to display current vital statistics.



Jade: See if you can rig the teleporter to instead be a 3D copying machine so you can have more of you to designate to each task on each of your fingers. Then later merge copies back together with original. After Copy-Sort-Merge, don a proper mad scientist coat to match your skirt, then return to your plants to continue your awesome genetic experiments upon them.... And then bake cookies for all the readers enhanced by said experiments. Following this, catch up on your favorite show: Bathearst Beyond - The Days of Reckoninginginginging. With that frivolty dispensed with, proceed to devise an experiment to understand the totality of reality... and then promptly forget it because you fall asleep. Afterall, you were very busy.

and I second this

Jade: Go to your room and pester John. Then pester Rose then Dave.

edit:
^^^ *to above post
I think its been established by him ignoring us constantly that the shit will never stop changing. The only reason he keeps doing that is because it drives you guys (and me) nuts.

[SleepingOrange]

Homophones: great threadname, or the best threadname?