The Tragic Tale of Thriggle [complete]

[thriggle]

You are Thriggle and you broke your laptop.

Nice going, stupid. How are you supposed to draw now? With a mouse?

[Dragon Fogel]

>A mouse? Great idea! Call the pet shop.

[Dr Evil42]

Better yet. Get 2 mice! That way you can make more.

[The Dr.]

Paradoxify.

[Ed]

> Throw the laptop out of the window

[thriggle]

>A mouse? Great idea! Call the pet shop.

Better yet. Get 2 mice! That way you can make more.

You call the local PetCorp animal supply depot and inquire as to the possibility of procuring a pair of artistic mice.



What's this?! You've somehow managed to break your phone, too!

> Throw the laptop out of the window

You hurl the devil machines out the window, shattering the glass in the process!

[Dr Evil42]

Go into depression because you now have 3 broken objects.

[SleepingOrange]

>Stop doing Random Traveller; break SleepingOrange's heart.

[Gustave]

>Go to anger management.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Jump out the window in frustration. Remember too late that you moved into Infinity Towers.

[thriggle]

>Stop doing Random Traveller; break SleepingOrange's heart.

Go into depression because you now have 3 broken objects.

Why?! Why must everything you own break?!

You are haunted by the broken specters of your sordid, recent past!

[Dragon Fogel]

>Clearly, you have no recourse but to break more things.

[The Dr.]

>Clearly, you have no recourse but to break more things.

This.

So much.

[Kgummy]

Realize that you just forgot to turn off the hilarious 'cracked screen' screensaver on your laptop and cellphone.

[Dr Evil42]

Realize that you just forgot to turn off the hilarious 'cracked screen' screensaver on your laptop and cellphone.

Then realize it is to late to fix your mistake.

Level Up
Depression is now Spiraling Depression!

[Drillgorg]

Eat a nacho cheese poptart.

[Ed]

>Declare Space Opera abandoned, feel guilty because Ed commited suicide after reading that.

[thriggle]

>Clearly, you have no recourse but to break more things.

You resolve to take no more of this hassling from whatever cruel fates spin your life. You decide to break the world that has broken you!



Within seconds, you appear to have broken both of your arms and both of your legs.

Realize that you just forgot to turn off the hilarious 'cracked screen' screensaver on your laptop and cellphone.

Oh, wait... Your computer probably wasn't broken after all, and neither was your cellphone... it was just that screensaver...

Of course, they're broken now.

Then realize it is to late to fix your mistake.

Level Up
Depression is now Spiraling Depression!

[foobar]

Create a golem using the broken parts from the three broken items.

[thriggle]

Create a golem using the broken parts from the three broken items.

You'd have to be able to somehow climb out the window with your broken limbs in order to reach the broken parts to build your broken golem (presumably with your yet-to-be-broken teeth and tongue).

[Dr Evil42]

In your insane attempt to brake everything, Smash your face on the floor violently.

[Dragon Fogel]

>In desperation, attempt to use telekinetic powers. Inexplicably succeed.

[Norivia]

>"Borrow" sfou's netbook and delusionally rename it "thriggle's laptop" in an attempt to make up for your mistake.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Get hit in the face with a pie. Oh, Shenanigan!

[Oily Harlequin]

> Cry and await paramedics that are hopefully on the way.

> Painfully Optimistic Neighbor: Show up