Dastardly Criminal Elements In Space [Epilogue On Page 11]

[DimJim]

>Get in the car and open the garage door.
>Squidward: Be left behind.

[Ed]

> open the garage door, walk outside.

[GreyGabe]

>Loudly debate with yourself as to whether you should kill her or demote her to "exotic appendage dancer". Then ask Squidward what he thinks.

[thriggle]

>Loudly debate with yourself as to whether you should kill her or demote her to "exotic appendage dancer". Then ask Squidward what he thinks.

"Well, that was entirely unacceptable. I don't know whether to have Sandiego killed or made into a dancer! What do you think, Squidward?"

Squidward shrugs noncomittally.

> open the garage door, walk outside.

The garage door seems to have been damaged by Carmen's ill-advised flight attempt.

Ordinarily you'd order a minion to operate the machinery that opens the door, but with the door damaged that might not work. You could feasibly squeeze through the opening caused by the crash, but it wouldn't be very dignified.


Squidward indicates that The Fuzz is approaching. They must have escaped the feral Kermits!

[Gustave]

>Push the button that unleashes your Gonzoliath to buy time while Squidward and Carmen open the gap farther so you can escape.

[thriggle]

>Push the button that unleashes your Gonzoliath to buy time while Squidward and Carmen open the gap farther so you can escape.

You order your underlings to pry open the door so that you can fit through with your dignity intact.

Carmen and Squidward head off to make it so.

You then push the button releasing your GONZOLIATH! This button was definitely on the wall behind you the whole time.


You hear the howling roar of the beast as it escapes its confines.

You know your beloved Gonzoliath will make short work of those meddling coppers.

[RedMage]

gonzoliath: Manage to squeeze through the door and get stuck.

[Ed]

> Kermit with sword: slash Gonzoliath's nose

[thriggle]

gonzoliath: Manage to squeeze through the door and get stuck.

Yikes! The Gonzoliath has turned against you!

You call for your minions to come to your aid...

What's this?! The cowards have fled!

[GreyGabe]

>Cheese it! Even if you have to squeeze through the door in an undignified fashion. Oh, and put out a very lucrative bounty out on those two peons at the first chance you get.

[RedMage]

coppers: Faint upon the sight of Gonzoliath's ass blocking the door.

[Ed]

>gtfo!!!

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

... don't you have a lightsword (definitely a sword not a saber) which can easily slice through most materials? Why is this flimsy garage door a problem for you?

Also give the gonzoliath a quick slash across the nose for defying you.

[thriggle]

... don't you have a lightsword (definitely a sword not a saber) which can easily slice through most materials? Why is this flimsy garage door a problem for you?

Also give the gonzoliath a quick slash across the nose for defying you.

That's a good point! You move to grab your stolen laserblade...

...only to find it missing!


Dammit, Carmen!

>Cheese it! Even if you have to squeeze through the door in an undignified fashion. Oh, and put out a very lucrative bounty out on those two peons at the first chance you get.

>gtfo!!!

You decide to abscond through the corner of the garage door, embarrassing though it may be.

You have some choice words about this situation in store for a certain toydarian Muppet vendor.


You squeeze through the door and into the fresh, autumn air of...

Say, what planet is this, again?

[GreyGabe]

>Munchius Prime, home planet of the hippie king.

[Lord Paradise]

> Oz.

[Bluecho]

>Space Oz.

Fixed.

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

>Munchius Prime, home planet of the hippie king.

After that,
> Retrieve dignity from minions (by means of excessive violence)

[thriggle]

> Oz.

>Space Oz.

>Munchius Prime, home planet of the hippie king.

You are, of course, in the city of Space Oz, on the planet Munchius Prime, homeworld of the Munch-kin.


After crawling out of your palace garage door, you take a moment to admire the emerald cityscape.

Ahh, splendid!

[Dragon Fogel]

> Retrieve dignity from minions (by means of excessive violence)

[Ed]

>Try to close the spot from where you escaped, you don't want someone else to get out of there.

[RedMage]

Survey the landscape for your escaping slaves.

[thriggle]

>Try to close the spot from where you escaped, you don't want someone else to get out of there.

You reseal the garage door to the best of your bulk. I mean, abilities.

Survey the landscape for your escaping slaves.

> Retrieve dignity from minions (by means of excessive violence)

You quickly glance around the area, hoping to find your flighty entourage.

You see only a power droid and a Slimelian tourist in your immediate vicinity.

[Ed]

> Mount the power droid, chase your escaping slaves!

[Sam man]

>ask the tourist if it saw two sneaky bastards, one with an affinity for creating amazingly elaborate theiving plans that can be thwarted with an elementary knoweldge of planetary geography red clothing, and the other is some kind of weird orange squid thing. afterwards, conscript the tourist into being your body guard.