Dastardly Criminal Elements In Space [Epilogue On Page 11]

[Dragon Fogel]

>Offer them a hefty bribe.

[bobthepen]

The Fuzz > In accordance with your pre-combat duties, list the long and convoluted list of charges against Galxoorr, including illegal use of masseuse bot, loitering at public computers, muppet trafficking, and immoral acquisition of obesity.

[Rufus]

>Challenge Fuzz to a rap battle.

ALTERNATELY

Flip a coin. Heads you win, tails they lose.

[Bluecho]

>Activate your suspensor buoys and float away! Scream, "You'll never catch me, Atreides scum!"

Hell Yeah!

The Fuzz > In accordance with your pre-combat duties, list the long and convoluted list of charges against Galxoorr, including illegal use of masseuse bot, loitering at public computers, muppet trafficking, and immoral acquisition of obesity.

Hilarious! Especially the part about illegal acquisition of obesity!

[thriggle]

>Activate your suspensor buoys and float away! Scream, "You'll never catch me, Atreides scum!"

What are you implying?

The Fuzz > In accordance with your pre-combat duties, list the long and convoluted list of charges against Galxoorr, including illegal use of masseuse bot, loitering at public computers, muppet trafficking, and immoral acquisition of obesity.

The fuzz starts talking about Force knows what, giving you a moment to assess your situation.

Carmen Sandiego is nowhere to be found. Squidward is sweating slightly, but then he's always like that; you're never sure with that guy.

What dastardly plot do you have in store for these interlopers?

[bobthepen]

Release the Muppets.

[thriggle]

Release the Muppets.

It's time to unleash one of your more terrible secrets.


You dramatically hit the button ingeniously placed on the wall behind you!



Green death falls upon the hapless intruders!

[RedMage]

> Be afflicted by the muppets as well; hope to hell they aren't the talking kermit dolls.

[bobthepen]

Quick! To the garage!

[elrunethe2nd]

Quick! To the Batmobile!

[Chookster]

>Seize the opportunity to slap one of the jedi in the face on your way past.

With your tail.

[DimJim]

>Squidward: Play Night of Nights while doing whatever you're doing just because you always do that.

[Ed]

Quickly steal one of their fancy shiny swords

[thriggle]

> Be afflicted by the muppets as well; hope to hell they aren't the talking kermit dolls.

You're not going to stay to find out! Those feral Muppets are sure to be pissed off at you for storing them in the ceiling of your docking bay for three years.

>Seize the opportunity to slap one of the jedi in the face on your way past.

With your tail.

Quickly steal one of their fancy shiny swords

You prepare to make your escape, tail-thwacking one of the Jedi on the way out and grabbing its fancy, shiny sword!

Quick! To the garage!

>Squidward: Play Night of Nights while doing whatever you're doing just because you always do that.

You're in too much of a hurry to scold Squidward for his impromptu music session.

Look, there's Carmen! Either she's got the landspeeder ready to go for you, or she's stealing it.

Probably the latter, actually.

[Gustave]

Carmen: Smash into the garage door, then pretend you were going to wait for them anyway.

[GreyGabe]

>Throw your sword through her face. If that fails, throw Squidward. If that fails, put a bounty out on both of them.

[Lord Paradise]

> Wait for Carmen to leave with the car, then follow the clues she leaves behind to find her location. On the way, learn about the culture and traditions of the planets you visit.

[Greatzombieron]

Kermit: Stare longingly at the adventure that you're not going on.

[Bradley]

Kermit: Stare longingly at the adventure that you're not going on.

Kermit: Don't just stare, go with them dammit!

Leonard: Decide to let Kermit come, because a feral muppet could be of use.

[DimJim]

> Wait for Carmen to leave with the car, then follow the clues she leaves behind to find her location. On the way, learn about the culture and traditions of the planets you visit.

[Bluecho]

> Wait for Carmen to leave with the car, then follow the clues she leaves behind to find her location. On the way, learn about the culture and traditions of the planets you visit.

This.

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

> Wait for Carmen to leave with the car Get ditched by Carmen, then wrathfully follow the clues she leaves behind to find her location. On the way, learn about the culture and traditions highly immoral but lucrative businesses of the planets you visit.

[Ed]

> Wait for Carmen to leave with the car, then follow the clues she leaves behind to find her location. On the way, learn about the culture and traditions of the planets you visit.

This.

[Dr Evil42]

Jump in the car and escape.

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I think the hat(Fedora) be the kind of item you pine after during the adventure till the end when you finally get it.

[thriggle]

> Wait for Carmen to leave with the car, then follow the clues she leaves behind to find her location. On the way, learn about the culture and traditions of the planets you visit.

Uh oh... You know where this is headed...

Carmen: Smash into the garage door, then pretend you were going to wait for them anyway.

Carmen (quite unprofessionally) smashes into the closed garage door.

The landspeeder appears to be totally inoperable now.

Carmen indicates that she's alright. How nice.