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    Velociraptor

    You are a Velociraptor.
    You are from the Cretaceous period, where you were a deadly predator. But now it seems you are in an electrified paddock.



    What will you do?

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    Re: Velociraptor

    hmmm, not a bad artist but that pic does need downsizing.

    >observe hardhat. attempt to wear.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    >Wait for combination of Nedry/Thunderstorm to turn off electricity

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    Re: Velociraptor

    eat the rock
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    Also i gots a tumblr.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Prance around.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    I observe the bushes. I see a human with a gun. I prepare to pounce on him. Get shot by other two hunters I didn't even know were there.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Downsize the image!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Equip helmet!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    > Raptors can't wear hats

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    Re: Velociraptor

    >Find something to fix that broken wire, someone's gonna get hurt!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    >Somehow wear hat and goggles.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Quote Originally Posted by the 5th wall
    hmmm, not a bad artist but that pic does need downsizing.

    >observe hardhat. attempt to wear.
    Quote Originally Posted by ladios
    Equip helmet!

    You observe the hardhat. This paddock might have things that will fall on your head, so some protection might not be that bad.


    You carefully grasp the hardhat with your dexterous hands. You slowly lift them up and...


    You successfully equip the hardhat!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    >Jump over the fence in celebration.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Search for food.

    Wonder where your feathers went. Raptors are supposed to have feathers!
    Zuki says:
    "I'll find something to put here later!"

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Allocate claws to strife specibus.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Quote Originally Posted by Gustave
    >Jump over the fence in celebration.


    You suddenly feel as if you can do anything, and thus attempt to climb the electrified fence...


    ...With shocking results.


    OW.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zuki
    Wonder where your feathers went. Raptors are supposed to have feathers!

    You don't remember ever having feathers, and even if you did, you probably don't have them now for good reason. They seem like they would make you look very silly, and not deadly or predatory.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    > Teach that fence a lesson! Mark it with your scent to show dominance!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    > JUMP! jump as high as you can!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Look around.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    > Roar Majestically.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Turn around to look for stuff to break down the fence with!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Quote Originally Posted by Dentrala
    > Roar Majestically.

    You roar majestically, or at least attempt to, since it comes out as more of a series of squawks and caws. Still, it's pretty intimidating.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gana0
    Look around.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evang7
    Turn around to look for stuff to break down the fence with!


    You turn around to inspect the other side of the paddock. You see nothing to break down the fence with, nor anything of interest at all. Not even that suspicious hole in the fence.

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Investigate hole in fence.

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    > Charge through the hole to the benny hill theme
    Where did IRNQS go? I don't know!

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    Re: Velociraptor

    Quote Originally Posted by Kgummy
    Investigate hole in fence.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blacklemon67
    > Charge through the hole to the benny hill theme

    You walk over to the suspicious hole in the fence. Something big must have torn through here, so it'd be wise to stay on the defenceive. You consider charging in the hole, but decide it'd be better to be quiet for now.


    You stick your upper body into the bush...


    Uh.

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