UPDATED: MSPA Autobiographies

[Not The Author]

Not The Author

About the... um,

I'm a college sophmore majoring in Game Design. I have a knack for 3D modelling, and hope to get a job in that field when I graduate.

Art and I have had an on-and-off relationship over the years. I'd like to draw well (and according to several, I draw well enough), but I can't seem to muster the motivation to draw regularly. Hence most of my activity on this forum is textual.

I always liked writing fiction, but I only really started in earnest when I joined this forum. Most of my early days were spent theorizing about and perusing fanart of Homestuck. I don't recall what originally drew me to this corner of the fora, but I'm very glad I came.

Most of you that know me probably know me for my suggestions rather than my works, but I have done some writing and even a bit of art here and there.



Projects


Collab/Roleplay

The Gearworks Wars - Complete
The original forum invasion; ran into several scheduling problems, fell into inactivity, and ended when the players stopped posting. Fun while it lasted.
I played Graives, an undead terramancer, and used art as narrative for the first and (so far) last time. I'm sure I thought that name was clever at the time.

Fenruis Academy - Dead
A high fantasy RP taking place at a school for magicians. My first real RP experience; I fell in love with the idea, but the execution thereof (short posts with little content) as well as the absence of several key players caused me to lose interest towards the end of Fenruis' lifespan.
I was Elizabeth Argall, the undead venomancer. She could throw slime around, and had a psychic mushroom-jellyfish familiar whom I immediately regretted.

The Battle Majestic - Slow
My First Grand Battle(tm). More storylike than traditional roleplays, the Grand Battle system solved my aforementioned beef with RPing by being all about the writing and not so much about individual antics.
I write Jacob Helix, the quintessential bearded swordsman. He messes with physics and is an asshole.
My competition consists and consisted of Drakenforge, Baphomet, Schazer, Weldar, Kaikostrike, redskap, and Korbz.

The Savage Brawl - Slow
I liked the first one so much I joined a second one.
I write Gormand, a giant meatball bent on world domination. He turns everything around him into meat and is trying to kill the battle's host.
The others are (or were) Knask, slipsicle, SleepingOrange, Ixcalibur, Lankie, Dragon Fogel, and MyifanW.

The Phenomenal Fracas - Active
Sensing a pattern here? If you haven't read Grand Battles, I'd highly recommend it. Participating in them isn't for everyone, though, so know what you're getting into before you try one.
In this one I wrote Miq, a magitech chest mimic. She likes shiny things and is a bit of an airhead.
The other writers are MrGuy, Anomaly, SleepingOrange, MalkyTop, Wojjan, granolaman, and Ixcalibur.

The Grand Clusterfuck - Spite tempting me to update
An spin-off battle, which I only joined to spite the other contestants.
I write The Charlatan, a powerful multiversal entity of the kind that typically run Grand Battles. He's an illusionist, and has vowed to escape this battle even if it means killing everyone else. Not that he cares about any of them, just that killing people takes effort.
There are more people in this one than I can be arsed to list or you to read. Well, okay, there's only like twenty, but still.

Petty Squabble - Active
And then The Charlatan ended up running a Grand Battle. Who. Woulda. Guessed.
If you're going to read any Grand Battle, make it this one. Not only because I'm running it, but also because the writers (Pinary, MalkyTop, TimeothyHour, Lord Paradise, Dragon Fogel, Een, Godbot, and Agent1022) are especially good this time around. /notbiased

The Glorious Championship - Active
And then I joined another one.
I write "Lucky" VII, a starship the size of a large sun carrying the last remnants of civilization in the universe. If the crew wasn't so high-and-mighty about everything, they might be better liked.
Also participating are veerserif, engineclock, Adenreagen, Jakester390, Pick Yer Poison, Lord Paradise, TimeothyHour, and Anomaly.


Games

Power-Ups! - Intermittently Active
Lankie's beloved action-RPG. I am very lucky to have a slot in this, if everyone-in-the-fora-wanting-to-join is any indication.
I play Jack, the Guy With A Scythe. I'm planning to build an evasive high-damage melee brawler styled as a steampunky grim reaper.
Also somehow somehow managing to not die are SleepingOrange, Odinod (sort of vanished but maybe not?), FelixSparks, Draykon (who also left), Schazer, and Silence.

[SleepingOrange]

SleepingOrange



SleepingOrange keeps bees. Apparently most people do not know this about him.




Blobby Adventures
Status: Active, updates between twice a day to twice a week
Blobby Adventures is the ninth adventure on the forum and one of the oldest adventures that still updates sometimes. It starts as an open-ended "You are this guy, what do you do?" adventure (for a rather loose definition of 'guy'), and evolved into a gag-driven RPG spoof tied together with a developing plot. Follow the adventures of the xenophobic, pyromaniacal, and slightly-unbalanced Flandle Clan as they travel the land, doing sidequests and occasionally advancing their own bizarre goals. A very user-driven adventure with little set direction and no notable railroading; frequent interludes of silliness and very little seriousness overall. Numerous minigames interspersed with the adventure proper give it a very gamelike feel.

Slimy Questtimes
Status: Complete
Slimy Questtimes is an intermission adventure to Blobby Adventures that follows a day in the life of an average INTERLOPER SLIME as he wanders the uncolored waste and slays hordes of undead to win the favor of whores. Fairly short and more visually detailed than Blobby Adventures, it's a quick, fun read.

Granny's Adventure
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
Granny's adventure was originally just a side-project to give me a quick, messy creative outlet in comparison to the exacting, pixellated visuals of Blobby Adventures. It did that and it was fun while it lasted, but I got tired of it and it was never very good to begin with.


Project Amazing
Status: Active, updates infrequently
Project Amazing was originally a collaborative adventure between me and sfou, now sadly a solo activity. More story-driven than my previous adventures, it still takes a darkly humorous tone and could largely be considered comedic. For now, at least. Set in the Paranoia universe, it follows Mort-R-MPA on his first Troubleshooting mission as he's tracked by mysterious figures, recruited by secret societies, and attempts to hide his treasonous mutation from the rest of the citizens of Alpha Complex. Readers choose paths from several options at key points in the story as well as deciding how Mort tackles problems presented to him, but are not in control of the overarching plot or setting. An interesting and funny read regardless of the reader's familiarity with Paranoia, and an excellent choice for readers who prefer story-driven adventures over random silliness.


Welcome to the Universe
Status: Hiatus, revival imminent
Welcome to the Universe is a serious science-fiction story set in the distant future of the Puk galaxy. At the outset, readers chose their character's species (and eventually career path), settling on a small, squiddy alien known as a Jeija and sending her into psion training; after the initial character creation updates, the adventure follows her through her adventures within the Psionic Academy, allowing the readers control over most of her actions. A story-driven adventure in a consistent universe, Welcome to the Universe is a good choice for anyone who likes sci-fi or serious adventures. It also contains a lot of optional information about the setting and background for those who enjoy that sort of thing, and is much more artistically-advanced than any of my other adventures.


BIG DUMB BITCH ADVENTURES: RED HERRING'S WACKY FUN DAY
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
A collab between me and Red Herring, this adventure was a spoof of the authorventures that had been cropping up so much. Follow Katelyn Milonakis as she tries to save her kidnapped son from a mysterious Maltese Ruby thief with the help of her voodoo-enthusiast friend, Ben. Except don't because it updated like five times and never got anywhere.


Gloomy Sunday
Status: Dead, revival unlikely
Gloomy Sunday was intended to be a fast-updating short-form adventure following the post-suicide 'life' of the lovestruck protagonist, but circumstances and my own inability to keep up with anything conspired to end it before its time. It would have been about the protagonist's attempts to reunite with her lost love and how that conflicted with the bargain with otherworldly spirits she was forced into.


Radish of the Damned
Status: Hiatus, revival possible
My entry into the Up for Grabs contest, Radish of the Damned was a puzzley adventure about the titular root vegetable and its quest to gather the shattered words of power and become the avatar of magic. It makes a lot more sense than it sounds like, I promise. Readers were given various words to interact with their environment and were tasked with collecting more; it forced creative use of limited commands and lateral thinking.


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Traveller: The Teilsor Sector
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
Teilsor was a game of Random Traveller played by Alice, bobthepen, sfou, thriggle, and Red Herring; it started on the planet of Baioloa and was a very open-ended game, as Random Traveller tends to be. While most of the group worked towards getting their shuttle off the ground and investigating the delays, several characters elected to wander off and explore the city. It petered out when several players stopped posting.

GURPS: The Wailing 20s
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
The Wailing 20s was a GURPS mystery/horror game set in Prohibition-era Baltimore. The players (Red Herring, Godbot, Schazer, Lisawags, Whoosh!, and Lord Paradise) were all guests, for one reason or another, at a fancy party; they would have been witness to a dark ritual that threatened to plunge the world into darkness, and would have been forced (or, rather, highly encouraged for their own good) to work together to stop Things Man Was Not Meant to Know and Be Eaten By from breaking through onto Earth. It never even got to the exciting part before players stopped posting.

GURPS: Technomantic Escape
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
Hoping to make a longer-lasting campaign than my previous ones, I took on fewer players and got the story moving faster. Whoosh!, ProfessorLizzard, PurpleMasks, and Tezrial were all dropped in a world of high sorcery merged with modern technology, their characters participants in the latest immersive video game (which was, of course, to go Horribly Wrong!™). It barely made it to two pages. Maybe it's me?

Forum Paranoia: Life and Death in Sector RHT
Status: Active
A game of straight-style Paranoia, RHT pits a team of new troubleshooters (consisting of thriggle, engineclock, fakeimpostor, Schazer, Dragon Fogel, and Godbot) against the forces of Communists, mutants, and traitors that fill the treacherous corridors of Alpha Complex. They've already made it to briefing, and are preparing to fight of an incoming Death Leopard attack. And nobody's even died yet!

The Grand Battle II
Status: Active
Not a collab of mine, but one of the most notable ones I'm in. My character, Gestalt the schrotgolem, is a slightly-too-sane poltergeist who was thrown into an interdimensional battle to the death against its will. GB2 is in its final round, down to me and Schazer; it's anyone's game, or so they tell me.

Pitched Combat
Status: Complete
This one is the Grand Battle that I run (or, rather, ran). My eccentric Grandmaster, The Organizer, has been described as "one of the most powerful entities in the multiverse", "Cthulhu in a lilac suit", and "pretty weird" (as well as "eldritch adorable", if you listen to Schazer). His battle was fairly typical, insofar as any Grand Battle can be, and was eventually won by MalkyTop's character(s), Eemp, Right, and Rong (or perhaps Eemp, Jiāng, and Adelinde).

Intense Struggle
Status: Active
Intense Struggle, run by the august Dragon Fogel, is the fifth Grand Battle and currently in its fifth round. My character is Sister Clara Jungfrau, an amicable nun of an equally-amicable death-god; she's got some minor magical powers, is technically undead, and is said to have an important destiny. She's currently pitted against the authorial might of Cyber95, Aryogaton, and MalkyTop, who is sadly standing in for Ixcalibur.

The Savage Brawl
Status: Strugglingly active
Savage Brawl is the eighth Grand Battle, run by MalkyTop, and is the origin of the "villains battle" tradition. I play Ekelhaft, a ravenous and amorphous demigod of entropy, who nurses an unhealthy little crush on the rather-insane Grandmaster who pitted it against such challenging foes. SB is currently on its fourth round, with a respectable cast of slipsicle, Dragon Fogel, NotTheAuthor, a rather absent Ixcalibur, and of course me.

Inexorable Altercation
Status: Active
The second battle in the second season, Inexorable Altercation was originally run by Draykon, but has since been taken over by bobthepen. I write for Annaliese Nibbs, the world's (or worlds') most useless witch, and am competing against Pinary, Plumfinder, Kaitostrike, Hijack, and Nehh. In case it isn't obvious from the number of surviving participants, it is on its third round.

The Phenomenal Fracas
Status: Contentiously active
The Phenomenal Fracas is the sixth battle in the second season, and is run by the lovely Ms. Whoosh!. My character this time around is a divine weapon of a nameless tribal god and its near-mindless servant, High Priest Muriegro. This battle is currently on its third round, where I write against Wojjan, MalkyTop, MrGuy, Anomaly, and Granolaman.

The Fatal Conflict
Status: Active
One of the first "gimmick" battles, Lankie decreed that all characters in The Fatal Conflict must have died prior to its beginning. My character is Kargrek Strongarm, a happily-deceased barbarian hero who was less than pleased about being stolen from his hedonistic afterlife to fight a bunch of other corpses. In its second round, it contains me, Eversist, Kaitostrike, MalkyTop, Pinary, and theoretically Sruixan and Ixcalibur.

The Grand Belligerency
Status: Active
The second season's eighth battle and the second villains battle, The Great Belligerency is run by Aryogaton. I'm writing for Ur, the shell of an ancient goddess of creation who tried to destroy herself and her universe, and in the process sealed all of the souls of her followers into the vestiges of her power. It's currently wrapping up its second round, and will be eliminating one of slipsicle, Captain Lhurgoyf, MalkyTop, Dragon Fogel, Pick Yer Poison, Wojjan, or me.

The Grand Battle Season Three Grand One
Status: Active
Dragon Fogel is running this, the first battle of season three. My character is actually a pair of characters: TinTen Naamxe, the brilliant and highly-religious Meipi weapons scientist, and his human friend Huebert Henderson, the musclebound warrior. The first round is drawing to a close, but for now, there's Valter, Solaris, Lord Paradise, Pinary, Lankie, Schazer, Anomaly, and of course yours truly.

The Spectacular Exhibition
Status: Active
Cyber95's season three battle, and the second battle in that season. This one's gimmick involves requiring all characters to have some sort of mental problems, but let's face it, who doesn't? I created Crepitans Bloodbark, a malicious, twisted treefolk shaman for the purpose, and poured a few personality disorders on for good measure. He's up against Wheeeeeeatthins, Mirdini, Schazer, Pick Yer Poison, Whoosh!, Akumu, and pandaExtremist.



Spellcrafters
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
Spellcrafters was a turn-based strategy game of my own design, where the players were given a stock of points and could use them to design their own wizard armies. It used an elemental system and was set on a square-grid battleground, and pitted players against one another. It wasn't extremely well-balanced, and was abandoned largely due to the relative ease with which the game could be broken.

battle fortress!
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
A very early DUEL, battle fortress was a good-natured art-battle between me and Dexexe1234; each of us controlled a magical hero and their respective fortresses, as well as the legions of minions we summoned and the spells we cast. It was fun while it lasted, but was abandoned largely due to my slow updates. I tried to revive it once, but it never got back off the ground.

Fyte Placan: This Time with Updates!
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
Another try to get a Fyte Placan running and completed, FP:TTWU was actually quite successful for a time. Twelve players grouped into four teams of three were to compete in a tournament-bracket-style series of battles, and the first pair of bouts actually got well underway. Regrettably, my own schedule forced a slowdown of updates, and by the time I was ready to get back into the swing of things, a number of players had disappeared or lost interest.

Reticulated Tactics
Status: Dead, revival unlikely; reboot possible
Another turn-based strategy, this one with teams of players fighting against hordes of monsters rather than each other. It drew some elements from Final Fantasy Tactics, most notably the inspiration for the job trees and methods of leveling up. Unfortunately, updating it became a colossal chore using the software I had, and I gave it up.

Space Risk!
Status: Dead, revival extremely unlikely
Space Risk was just the game of Risk with maps generated by thriggle's Space Madness sector-map generator. Slow player responses and my own dwindling interest doomed this one.

Sweet Fyte and Hella Placan
Status: Complete
SFaHP was designed to test various aspects of the Fyte Placan system, and it did that admirably. Unfortunately, the game it was designed to test them for didn't get far, but it still served its purpose. I may run some more low-effort games of Sweet Fyte at some point, since they're pretty fun and don't take all the time and energy more high-concept Fytes do.

Supernatural Mafia
Status: Artificially completed
Supernatural Mafia was an attempt at a mafia game with an interesting flavor and a fun power role for everyone; the problem arose from my relative inexperience at designing mafia setups. It was progressing for some time, but due to the slowness of the game and the overlarge playerlist, it got bogged down; several players lost interest, and several more lost internet. When the pool of replacements ran out, I eventually took it behind the shed and did role-reveals, as well as talked about the problems it had.

Mafia: The Wailing 20s
Status: Active, nearing completion
I was quite disappointed in how The Wailing 20s turned out, and I felt like running a mafia game, so I synthesized the two into this shambling abomination. A more balanced and thought-out setup, although still not one without its problems, Wailing 20s was essentially my attempt at a spiritual successor to Murder on the Schmaltz Estate. I can't say much more about it, since it's in the final stages of the game.

[Solaris]

Who?
I was born on December 25th, 1993, in New Jersey.
Currently, I go to a high school in Miami, Florida, as of now Junior year, but that's almost over.
I started reading MSPA at the suggestion of a real life friend who is really cool and junk, and then I joined almost two years ago.
Wow, it has been a long time hasn't it.
Well in this almost year I did some crap, most of it is nice and then quickly abandoned into the abyss, although I'd like to think that I will eventually do something for a significant time :v
In the meantime I am just going to muck around here looking and lurking and hoping and being apparently nice and a bit self deprecating on the IRC channels, #mspafia, #MSPAFA, #pesterlite, #grandbattle, #gnurb, #generalchat, and #eagletime (which is super awesome when there are people there) all on irc.esper.net.

Short and somewhat neglected :<

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Wizard Hunt
STATUS: THIS THREAD IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
After.... 4 days on the forums I decided that it was time to make an adventure. This was totally a huge success :mspa: (nope)
It was quickly abandoned after I stopped doing it.
It was about a neat boy wanting to go get some wizard and kick his butt, but I had some ideas to bring in questions about him and stuff and I was all going to be very interesting except not.
Basically there would be a bunch of elemental wizards and you would be teamed up with one while the others were all bad. The one who you teamed up with was the one who destroyed his village.
There was going to be a big other area under that cave I swear.
I only find it notable because it started the same day as "Eddie" did.

A Grand Ascension
STATUS: Dead on creation
I had things planned out for this, but the way that it was presented probably fucked it up.
It was going to have a lot of words and exploration of the world and character as she/he tried to ascend the domain of the interdimensional being that kidnapped him/her.
It was probably going to end up as pretty crummy seeing that it was just me trying to see if I could write for characters that I didn't exactly make up or know.
All in all it didn't get much so I just tossed it.

An Immortal
STATUS: To be updated I swedfwesgwegwgwefwe
Okay, so.... this happened.
And then I did it.
And it is sure to be somewhat entertaining after I continue to mess with cults and ghosts.
It is entertaining in that I am doing crazy random crap and not doing much more than making the sex crazed immortal guy uh... lose his wang.
I am probably going to update it when I get the time, writing the update is really easy, but drawing it is a bit hard for me.
I enjoy it though.

UNBELIEVABLE SANDWICH BLOODBATH
STATUS: etstsetseryeyetyestyeyeye
Originally started for the Third Up For Grabs Contest, this adventure takes the form of something like a freeform game, where you play the role of a computer who can interact with THINGS in order to deal with Very Bad People who want to shut you down for No Reason so you are killing them all.
This is the perfectly rational thing to do.
I suck at updating though.

GAMESHOW MSPAFA
STATUS: Finally, Victory
Started off as a copy/homage to the original adventure by McBatman, this was a short adventure that I made over the span of a few nights in order to have some fun during spring break and show off cool adventures I liked. It spiraled a little out of control though, which led to me doing a few bad and questionable things to end it. However, I had a lot of fun with it, especially the last set of commercials, and I hope that something like it is done again.

Where I stretch the meaning of collabs a bit!

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Andrew's Birthday Card
STATUS: Completed and Gifted
So OJ came up with this neat Idea and then in the middle of it, when AcerbicAves had to go to work, I took over as Signature Jockey, adding in some joke signatures and also extending it a little horizontally when the space was needed.
Because of it I became friends with Aves and she drew me ~this~

Forum Diplomacy
STATUS: Shot in the shed
Also known as the game where I forgot how water worked.
NaS ran a game of Diplomacy and it was sure to end up as fun, but the important part of it was my campaign to be voted as president of France.
I trounced 3SD in the polls and with AcerbicAves' help I got an avatar that I used for most of the following months.
It was ended when Ben left the forums for computer issues and 3SD was banned.
When I lost I planned to escape to Mexico with Senorita Von Fawn.

Hivebent the Radio Play
STATUS: The collaboration ended due to leaving it leaving too long.
An audio adaptation of Homestuck's Act 5 Act 1. In it I voice the odd sound effect words that appear in the comic, as well as a troll who gets culled.
I also helped with some writing.
It was originally headed by Von Fawn, but after she needed to get a job, the position was given to ZigKirby.
Things were still going on, but with too many of us are busy with real life or other things, it was decided to end the thing.
I really wanted this to come to life...

Grand Battle Season Three
STATUS: Going good enough that Velobo Caldad Merchandise will be available for purchase soon.
My first canon Grand Battle, in which my cuboid avocado-colored alien, Velobo Calidad fights some other duders over The Fool's delightful laughter.
Run by Dragon Fogel, he choose me, Anomaly, Lord Paradise, Schazer, Lankie, Sleeping Orange, Pinary, and fellow grand battle newcomer Valter to write each other's faces off.
I've made it to the second round now, at the cost of poor Lankie and Miles Murdoch.
Third Round and I am still here wow.

SFÖRORT
STATUS: Ended with serkets in the dropbox.
A mainly IRC and Skype driven Sburb roleplay headed by Zigkirby, I was chosen for my powerful idiocy and tendency to think up stupid crap.
Von Fawn, arianadream, Zuki, Octopimp, GazpachoSoup, SpyPoet, and a Tavros Nitram off forum joined me in a very nonstandard and interesting game.
I was Sean Austonomous, a combination of all of the worst aspects of all of the players who have been first to enter in Homestuck and also Nestbound.
He is a derp who loves astronomy and who got a fucking laser telescope that he basically went insane over and possible could have killed someone over.
He was fun to play as, but after Fawn needed to do real life things and Zig took over as Radio Play head, it was ended. It was just getting good too!

Andrew's Christmas Card
STATUS: Santa got the card to Andrew just in time for Ujima
Originally just a thread for an individual to wish the man a happy holiday, I was quick to hijack this thread, and with my executive birthday powers, rope in a bunch of people into digitally signing this image in order to give it to the Hussmiester.
As the "ambassador of kind gesture" to the neato guy, I got 69 signatures from forum members.
It was pretty nice.

100 Chat Thread Avatar Celebration Image
STATUS: Midnight Crew beat the Felt with superior numbers.
After Lotus restarted an Avatar Fad that involved making you avatar a member of one of the two gangs featured in the intermission, this thread was made so that we could all celebrate and remember all of the millions of pages on "mspa discussion".
Shortly after, the general mspa chat thread system was disbanded, but the small ARG that forum account Lord English sparked will forever be remembered in our hearts and in this image.

Springter Egotistical Awards
STATUS: SUCCESS
Started by Declipse back in November '09, the Egotistical Awards are a time where everyone chooses someone to make an award for them, any award at all.
This edition was created by me as I and a few others make other people make a fun award for each other.
After a lot of delays and many a prod, the awards were given and everything was cool!

The Tipsy Tumult
STATUS: "not started" -> "Started???"
Bobthepen's silly little non-canon Grand Battle where after each post we are allowed to change something that occurred in the previous one!
I originally entered with Samuel, a normal Gorilla with stretchy arms, but who knows how long that is going to last.
"normal" -> "flying"
Not very long apparently! (Thanks Fogel)
I am facing Dragon Fogel, GreyGabe, TimothyHour, pugnaciousSchismatic, Wojjan, and Akumu, in a hilarious word changing battle to the death.

The Grand Mash-Up
STATUS:Blerf
After creating their own little sub-set of character in Glorious Championship, engineclock and Anomaly decided to make a Grand Battle consisting only of character pairs to be mashed into one new character. Me and A Killer Cuppa Tea have a wonderful Pizza Filled Minotaur. The pairs that are butting their heads together are TimeothyHour and Ixcalibur, WoodlandBeef and Agent1022, and MalkyTop and Wojjan. Woots.

The Fearsome Encounter (S3B8)
STATUS:YEAP
My second canon Grand Battle, where I take control of a reptilian Space Pope with magic powers. Run by Pinary, and like the other season 8 battles, it consists of only people who could somehow be seen as villains. His Holiness the Glorious Pope Triumphian the First of the Holy Empire of Lagran, is already starting shit with others. Dragon Fogel, Akumu, Mirdini, Schazer, 50, 000 Unstoppable Watts, Sanzh, and MalkyTop are the super awesome people who I am writing with.

The Byzantine Consternation
STATUS:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A non-canon Grand Battle that I made in hopes of quenching the Grand Battle THIRST post season 3. The main differentiation between it and any normal battle is that there is a large implied canon of other grand battles, with this only being another in the tenth season of battles. The gimmick is almost completley optional and was picked for being easy to work with and not very limiting to people. Hopefully it will get off of the ground and have some activity until Season 4 comes up in 4000 years. We've got Ixcaliber, PickYerPoison, Agent1022, engineclock, InoxFy, Pharmacy, Wojjan, and Sanzh making this a great thing!

The Calamitous Campaign
STATUS:Yea haww!
A non-canon Grand Battle made by PickYerPoision where the eight characters are divided into two teams, one black and one white. I face against Cyber95, Jacquerel, TimeothyHour, engineclock, Pharmacy, Godbot (HI GODBOT), and The Dr.
I am a formerly time traveling duo of [relatively] giant cowboy lizards. With guns and space swords. I hope that they prove to be an example to the rest in the art of teamwork V:

Season Intermission/Inverval
STATUS:WE DO WHAT WE WANT
So times was like "hey lets do a set of battles for newbies" and I was like "fuck yes" and we were all like "here is a long list of things that we need to have in order to make sure that this turns out well and not at all like every other non-canon" and then it happened and everything was great.

Vendetta
STATUS:yay
My game of the Season Intermission/Interval canon. In it, I am personified by one Don Itallio and his partner, Femme. The goal of the battle is to find an heir capable of dealing with a multiversal mafia. I suspect they will fail hilariously. My selected warriors of the word are Yako, TheDeleter, SteelKomodo, Protoman, Flummox, engineclock, Digital Hellhound, and Antartic Wolf. Yay!

DEATHGAME 9000
STATUS:woooooooo
Ixcalibur's show, the third S! battle, run by the Incompetent, not that it reflects his choices very well! Here I play a kawaiidoki Magical Girl, Lynette Spettro, and her Mysterious Pet, Vigil. I hope to have fun with her! Against me is Lord Paradise, Drakenforge, Adengraden, momatoes, -Benedict, snowyowl, and Jacquerel!

MORITURI TE SALUTANT
STATUS:gaspe!
In which Wojjan and engineclock lesbian it up and we all have to watch. No wait that's something else. At any rate, the two oversee this battle, wherein they will deal with my TIME DOUCHE and his various powers that will probably blow up at least two timelines in the course of the battle. Godbot, Lankie, ProtractorNinja, M_Sheep, Agent1022, Ixcalbur, and (supposedly) NotTheAuthor are all of the other losers.

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Mini Grand 5101
STATUS: YOU GUYS BETTER FINISH THIS SHIT.
The first of Pinary's short and sweet 4 person Grand Battles, in it I play the brainless feathery spirt Kekarie. Me, BlastYoBoots, Ixcalibur, and Lankie will go and finish off this small battle in one month, no matter what! Second round, sans Bartebly/Ix. Third round now, who will win out of Lankie and BlastYoBoots????

Mini Grand 5107
STATUS: TWEET TOWN FAN FIC CENTRAL RIP.
Me, BlastYoBoots again, Drakenforge, and ch00_baka go and have the seventh little set of miniature grand battles. Niall's running it and I owe him like 4 posts of my Super Duo Superman and Batman rip-offs sharing a body dudes.
I don't know if that sentence actually makes sense.
After ch00_baka's character died I used it as an outlet for Tweet-town mafia fan fiction.

Mini Grand 5108
STATUS: Aaaaaaaaand, Cut!
So Anomaly gots himself a minigrand too! Here we've got Arckal Stich, someone who was blessed by MICHEAL BAY, who was made into a god. Here, me, Ixcalibur, ~ATH, and Shieldman go and rip each other to bits. I achieved a somewhat hollow victory, leaving Arckal with the weight of all three contestant's deaths on his shoulders. He should have beat the shit out of Saturday.

Mini Grand 5109
STATUS: It is now Storytime.
For this Mini-grand, Ixcaliber decided to do something a little different. The general flow and structure will be similar to other mingirands, BUT there is also an overall story! I am an emo and unlucky brat known as Aaron Incorable. He is crazy. I am joined by ch00-bakka, Jacquerel, and engineclock.

Mini Grand 5110
STATUS: I CHOOSE YOU.
Shit man. I am running one. Dayum. This is pretty much set completely in a pokemon-like world, I've got some nice rounds planned out, and everyone's got a fun little monster in this here battle to the death. We've got Dragon Fogel, Ixcaliber, Agent1022, and kabbage here.

Mini Grand 5111
STATUS: Caw caw, mofo's.
Sanzh is a cool bro and I was like, SANZH MAKE A MINIGRAND OR I WILL SHIV YOU. And he's like "kay." So then I have my BIRD COPS in a battle with the cool people that are Pharmacy, Ixcaliber, and PickYerPoison.
I died because I messed up them birds I did.

Why I am on here a lot, and how I grew entangled in your affairs.

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St. Capone's, School Mafia
STATUS: Expelled with Student Records Released
The first mafia game I ever ran, it was okay.
Except for the traitor in the mafia who won with town.
That was pretty fucking terrible of me.
It was just going to be a nice little game were all of the mafia were bullies sending people to the hospital, there was a nice serial killer survivor team, all of it was pretty set until I thought that a role that won with town but talked with and knew all of the mafia was a pretty good idea that would not lead to him just saying all of their names.
On the Mspafia wiki, I outlined all of the roles.

Sunspot Board Island
STATUS:Tossed it under the ocean
Mario Partyesque game that I made on a whim and quickly abandoned once I couldn't get over how terrible the playing board was.
Also I was stupid and couldn't think of easy mario party games that could be done.

Moderator Mafia
STATUS:Second Verse, same as the first.
It started off simple enough.
Pick a thread on the forums.
You would be that thread and combat the evil moderators who had taken over the forum populace in the admin's absence.
It was an unannounced clusterfuck, as I needed a specific number, and I asked around a lot of people who did not usually play these games.
As a result it was pretty unbalanced, but I heard it was fun while it lasted.
I just ended everything after changing something so that all of the remaining scum wouldn't have been all outed in one day.
Fucking Antimafia.

Dersehunt Three
STATUS: REPARIED
While I did not make, nor do I run Dersehunt, the third is special in that I made crap for it pre-game.
It is a pretty long and messed up experience I can tell you that.
An open set up mafia game without role reveals and a few guys that basically eat people who claim.
This is probably the last Dersehunt I am joining ever.
Skaians won due to me making one of the last two members of the midnight crew get modkilled.
Me and Chirality made a ton of images for the end.
It looks silly.

Waterworks Mafia
STATUS: Town Win, Six Alive.
Third Mafia game, this time actually balanced!
Based on the popular forum adventure, it takes place in a facility of unknown circumstances as some workers (mostly made up) try to hunt down Slick and his Puddle Teleportation technology.
However it has a sort of problem in terms of participation and unexpectedly exploded somewhat.
Lot's of role chemistry, also some idiotcy and lack of patience on my part.
Ended in a town win and a ring of death over my cherished shipping ending.
Notable because Sotek lived until the end.

AR HUNT
STATUS: MAFIA WAS BAZOOKA'D
OKAY SO
IN DERSEHUNT
AIMLESS RENEGADE ROLE BASICALLY ACTIVELY GO AND CAN USE ANY POWER
I MADE A GAME OF JUST HIM ON IRC AND THEN I SOUPED IT UP AND MADE IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE MULTIPLE VERSIONS
WOULD PROBABLY WORK BETTER WITH MORE MAFIA
INSANE AND THE FIRST AND FOR NOW ONLY GAME DONE

Inheritance
STATUS: Stopped.
Following his death, inventor Daniel Adainas said he would choose his heir in a rather unconventional way.
Using his mansion as the site of a competition of incredible proportions, 14 people will compete for his Inheritance.
I am pretty sure that people have found it a bit interesting so far.
Beyond the 14 players, spectators are encouraged and allowed to participate in future events, as long as they make a character, be it a member of the staff or a rejected inventor.
I ended it when I realized that I was bad at setting things up. :T

Canine Carnage [When Mafia Goes to the Dogs]
STATUSTown won via suicide.
A small game of mafia where all of the players were dogs of some sort.
Flavor was fun and insane, but it went a little too fast for me to keep up with it.
After a lot of deaths in a row, town won even though a third party could have jointed with the mafia.

PYP Mafia
STATUS:Birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds
This is going to be another short and small game where everyone who joins is going to be able to send in something funny or ridiculous and then get an absurd mafia role in exchange.
I'm thinking sometime around the end of September.
That shit was crazy damn.
Birds.
EVERYWHERE.

Tontine
STATUS:IT IS MINE NIALL YOU CANT HAVE IT.
This is Niall's latest game, made in celebration of his first post on the forums that I am attempting to steal right from under him with my ideas and bullshit.
I am a member of his Brain Trust, and as one, I will judge and also do game stuff and be a generally cool guy and you should give me cash if you want to win c:<
Anyway, it is set t o be a pretty damn good internet game show if me, Niall, and the rest of the Brain Trust have any say!

Magic Exile
STATUS:@ Has been pressed
Glorious Professor Lizzard game about 7 inept magic users who were exiled from their home country for knowing magic. I am Rajilla Calimar Madro, a bossy and smug woman who will get what she wants or beat your shit up. She hates people. Like her fellow exile Steve, played by Jacquerel and an ambiguously gendered wizard asshat villain played by Paranoia. She's also got Victor (inoxfy), Iorti (Whimbrel), Skeggi (shadowPheonix), Farmer (BlazerC), and Mike (Pharmacy). I like it a lot!

Slaughter @ Santa's Workshop
STATUS:Whoops, I did it again.
Mafia game set in Santa's Toy Factory.
I started this on December 25th!
Elves are frantic and insane because HOLY SHIT MURDERER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
It will be more like Waterworks in that it will have something that actually resembles balance instead of just the illusion of it.
WHOOPS I LOST INTEREST, I AM HORRIBLE.

Stanley Pallizo and the Big Score
STATUS:Ron Paul for Mafia Kingpin 2012.
What started off as Paranoia's nice and pure Newbie Mafia spiraled into something incredible and terrifying. Mostly because of me. ". . ." Okay almost entirely because of me. Either way, the game ended after... something... with the Dang Ron Paul leading his daughters to kidnapping Samuel Aris, someone who was not and will never be my self insert, no seriously.

Dersehunt Intermission: Alternate Universe
STATUS:W H O O P S.
Rule one of Fight Club.
Rule one of Fight Club.

Fatal Attractions: The Final Days of The Moonpark
STATUS:SIGN UP SIGN UP SIGN UP
I helped make this mafia run by Paranoia! He is a cool guy.

The Grand Fishknights of Oceania
STATUS:yay we did the flavor
WOOOOOOOOO
FISH
FREAKY
YEA

There are probably a few more things that probably deserve mention, like my epic play in Nightside mafia or post #844 of the second Dersehunt, but I think this covers most of everything.

[TheBoyd]

Sweet. I will do this again.. sometime?

For now I have pasted autoglass's relinks (thanks!)

I would like to suggest that people might want to try using spoilers? Just maybe.

[Yourself]

Sweet. I will do this again.. sometime?

For now I have pasted autoglass's relinks (thanks!)

I would like to suggest that people might want to try using spoilers? Just maybe.

The only reason that I don't require spoilers is because this topic isn't meant for reading through like a normal topic. It should primarily be used for finding users via the Index located in the first post!

Also, EVERYONE, please remember that you must PM me in order for me to add you to the Index! I've seen lots of new entries popping up but very little PMing to myself. Please send something; it takes hardly anytime at all and is a huge help to me. Thanks a bundle!

[goggleman64]

Inhibitions
A choose-your-own-adventure write large -- or is it an unusually interactive novel?
In it you play a man who goes abruptly insane, and is concerned about this.
"Completed"


Scrambled Eggs
What the hell was this?
Whatever it was, you can download all sixty episodes of it into your iPod.
"Completed"

[Avi]

Avi

my blog

My current goal is to complete two forum adventures and mod two mafia games.

Adventures:

Electrical Room #156 in progress!

You cannot use the letter E incomplete, inactive

Five other quickly abandoned adventures, not worth mentioning

Games:

Apples to Apples failed due to player and GM inactivity

Sexy Dracula Mafia game in progress!

Other cool stuff:

My personal art forum thread dormant

Webcam sketchbook thread inactive

Secret Sweethearts Gift Exchange in progress

The Fartchives I am working on making these fanart galleries!

[MalkyTop]

This specimen of authoress is extremely self-deprecatory. When she's hungry, she may gnaw on you a little before going off to have a cry because waaaah why doesn't she have any friends waaaah why can't she just take care of herself instead of having to go outside and gnaw on peoples heads waaaaaaah.

She makes adventures though she doesn't know why because all of them suck and she pretty much never follows through on them before losing interest and doing something else. She writes a lot. She does other things maybe. The life of a Malkicus Topis is a very enigmatic one indeed. Compliments seem to wound her and make her ultra-defensive, however, which initiates her battle cry of "SHUT UP."

In the case of awards, she was nominated a bit and even won a few of them.



She has taken this well.

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Vague and Uninteresting Adventure

World: Conquered

The first monstrosity ever created by our dear MalkyTop. It involves radios and lamps and snakes and stuff. Also world-conquering, because that's what radios do. It was stupid and ran for far too long and had horrible art and yet it was nominated for Best Supporting Female, Best Cast, and Best Active Adventure in the Autumn 2009 Awards thing. The insanity stopped when it didn't win any of them. But then, in the Spring 2010 Awards thing, it went on to win Best Completed Adventure probably because she bribed someone.



Glucose Man

Heroic attempts on hold?????

The first one with a protagonist with an actual name. This one was stupid and it sucked. It should have died a quiet death but then somehow it updated. It was based off a stupid Biology joke doodle. There was only one good part and that had something to do with chickens and disco lights.



Wordy

THIS NEVER EXISTED

SHUT UP GO AWAY THIS NEVER HAPPENED.



You Are Ten Seconds Away From Execution by Firing Squad

Waitin' on a death by Whoosh, not that I don't mind a break

A collab with the one known as DragonFogel. MalkyTop's the artist and she sucks as usual. This was the first one with a character naming thing, but Malky takes no responsibility for that. However, the dying again and again thing might have been her idea. She's not sure anymore.

Has been nominated for Best Antagonist and if the judges know what they're doing, it won't win.



Rose Ring

The third person is dead. Long live third person.

The second one with a whole bunch of names. This is about fairy tale noir but then it has a stupid twist ending that I think I just spoiled but oh well. For some reason people really liked it and it was nominated in the Spring 2010 Awards thingamajig for Best Writing, Best Story, Best Cast, Best Playable Male, and Best Supporting Male. BLASPHEMY. SHEER MADNESS. It managed to win Best Story despite MalkyTop's efforts (this involved voodoo and curses and mystical stuff).



Vague and Uninteresting in SPACE

SPACE IS HARD TO CONQUER

What the hell, didn't we go through with this already? Why did this need a sequel? This is stupid. Ugh.



Pokemon Stupid

We didn't even catch a single Pokemon

A Pokemon adventure based on a dream MalkyTop had once. It lived up to its name. It wasn't really much about Pokemon whatsoever. A lagomorph and a dog made a cameo appearance. It was also Malky's first time in asking a name from her readers. She then proceeded to use all of them.



Not a Shred of Life

Lives up to its name

A ghost mystery. Notable for the fact that it was Ghost Trick but before Ghost Trick. If it ever starts up again, perhaps it will include more time travel.



Pinkerton Duck

YOU NEVER GET YOUR PAYCHECK NEVER

The first MalkyTextVenture. Died within the first update. The last MalkyTextVenture.

Too bad because there was going to be gods and favors and guns and stuff totally yeah amiright.



The Firebird and the Three Princes

Golden apple thief remains at large

Another collab with DragonFogel. MalkyTop went crazy with the weird new brushes the weird new MSPaint has now. There are more fairy tales. She regrets nothing (almost).



Socrates Fanfiction

Totes complete yo

She actually wrote Socrates fanfiction. It's really there. It has mathimassassins. Oh god.

It actually follows Plato though. There's time travel for some reason. How did that even happen.



Icarus

And then Icarus died

Another thing related to Greek things. Icarus is now insane. MalkyTop has not made it clear whether he killed/ate/whatever'd his father or not. She ruins Greek mythology for everyone.



Grand Battle High

But only if all grand battles update within a week because MalkyTop foolishly said she would

Basically AU High School Grand Battle fanfiction. MalkyTop doesn't know what's going on. The Grand-Battle-ites seem to like it for some reason. Her attempts to make it really stupid are both successful and not. It's really stupid. People keep not thinking so.



AI/Gatekeeper

The AI is probably evil and this is not a spoiler

Based on an interesting thing MalkyTop came across about how a dangerous AI, even somehow locked up, would be able to convince any human to let it out. MalkyTop started pretending to be a sociologist and then said stupid things. This is why she's not a sociologist.



Small

Kinda just started so I guess it's still running?

LET'S SEE HOW LONG THIS ONE LASTS, EH, GUYS?

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Fun fact: all of the MalkyCharacters are flustered and confused.

Hey kids, for a bit of fun, let's see how much Malky tortures her own characters! This will provide insight as to how much she actually likes them!

Pitched Combat Potched Kumquat

I TOTALLY WON YOU GUYS YEEEAAAAAHHH

The first ever Grand Battle that MalkyTop joined. She doesn't even remember how she heard about them. Her character is Eemp, Right, and Rong (by the end they're Eemp, Jiang, and Adelinde) and her opponents were basically non-existent because after the initial posts in the first round she limped along with the few posts other people wrote. She won by default because she was the only one writing. She is a little bitter about it. But it's okay because everybody who died were all smelly humans anyways. Except for one humanoid. When All-Stars comes around, she is not going to be the only poster goddammit. (Started by SleepingOrange)

MalkyTorture: Not much, really, though there was some mental suppression and long-term bitterness. This apparently means that Malky does not like this character at all.

Flustered-Confused: Not really. Maybe one-third of them. But she also solved everything with fire. Is this really a MalkyCharacter?

Savage Brawl

Goddammit you guys this thing will finish so keep posting rrarrrghrar

S1G8, the one MalkyTop started with her really ditzy Grandmaster who is totally not just herself but with ultra-cosmic powers. The players are Dragon Fogel, SleepingOrange, slipsicle, Ixcaliber, and Not The Author. The ones who were eliminated already are Knask, MyifanW, and Lankie. The characters include an avatar of entropy, a death god, a dead cyborg lich, and a giant meatball.

Seriously guys, keep posting in it or else I will have to eliminate all of you goddammit.

Battle Royale Season 2

No idea what this round's about

This starts MalkyTop's S2 grand battle binge in which she is in pretty much every battle. She is pretty much the reason why there is now a character limit in S3, alongside Slorange, perhaps. But he doesn't have six characters in one season, does he? No. He doesn't.

Half the characters disappeared mysteriously leaving the other half to keep on truckin'. MalkyTop's character is the Photographer (why is it capitalized?), a being made of black sludge. He considers himself more of an 'it' and can talk to inanimate objects. In fact, he prefers the company of inanimate objects. His love interest is his own camera, but before the game even started somebody went and broke the damn thing which has caused MalkyTop some grief. The competition consists of Dragon Fogel, Pinary and slipsicle. MrGuy, Nodge and Fakeimposter died already. Godbot has replaced Thurandl and will probably die soon. The battle favorite is a very angry angel. (Started by Archduke--errr I mean Schazer)

MalkyTorture: Inadvertently, with the whole camera-breaking thing, but not much compared to others. Therefore, Malky likes this character only a little.

Flustered-Confused: In spades. This is definitely a MalkyCharacter.

Gradual Massacre

Yay torture is fun let's torture all night long

MalkyTop's character is Algernon, a human male of indeterminate age who has a worm stuck on his head. He has the god-like power of creating anything at the cost of his memories, which he doesn't want to lose because he's a sentimental wimp. Malky's competition consists of Schazer, MrGuy, Godbot and whoosh!. cyber95, Hijack and Ixcalibur have died while Keerutaja was a plant. Algernon is the only legitimately nice guy in the battle. He is suffering for it. (Started by Pinary)

MalkyTorture: Oh dear. So much mental torture and self-doubt. And everybody else loves picking on him too. Heeheeeheeheeeeee. Malky apparently loves this character a lot.

Flustered-Confused: Very much so. Algernon trips and stutters and all that stuff. Totally a MalkyCharacter.

Intense Struggle Season 2

It's moving, I'm sure it is

Malky's character here is known as Sarika, a bird-woman-ex-cop-vigilante. She can also see into the future by blinking. She's been doing this a lot. (She is also incredibly hard to draw.) Malky's competition comes in the form of Pinary, GreyGabe, bobthepen, Drakenforge, and supposedly, gloomyMoron. Draykon and Woodlandbeef have already died. The battle favorite is Lillian because she's a ten year old girl. Who could kill a ten year old girl? Goddammit, bob. (Started by Dragon Fogel)

MalkyTorture: Well, there's not much of it to be honest, though it is only on the third round. So far, Sarika has broken her arm and leg, briefly considered suicide, questioned her 'hero' status, and then had her arm implant ripped out horribly by the teeth of some strange girl-monster. Judging from this, Malky at least likes this character more than the Photographer.

Flustered-Confused: Sarika tries to be commanding but doesn't quite reach there. Still, she is not usually flustered-confused and in fact usually knows more than anybody else. There is a low chance of this actually being a MalkyCharacter.

Phenomenal Fracas

This is so totally active I guess you don’t even know

MalkyTop’s character here is known as Eureka Finch, a woman with the power to control cloth. Her prowess with it has somewhat changed because Malky got a little self-conscious about whether it’s silly or not to put ‘can harden and sharpen cloth’ under ‘cloth powers.’ Eureka is also supposed to be paranoid but that hasn’t popped up much either. Eureka may or may not be in a relationship with a shadow snake monster. MalkyTop plays the game along with Anomaly, MrGuy, SleepingOrange, Wojjan, and granolaman. The two dead dudes are NotTheAuthor and Ixcalibur. (Created by whoosh!)

MalkyTorture: The first round, Eureka was almost killed/driven insane by a woman-person-thing then in the second round she was quickly possessed and her body taken over by a ghost who had sexual urges towards his sister. She then was stabbed through the stomach by an eldritch abomination and experienced hallucinations. In the third round, she continued carrying the piece of eldritch abomination inside her, experiencing hallucinations the whole time so that the only way she could really tell when something was real was by jumping about like an idiot. This put her into a very foul mood. The eldritch abomination then made her temporarily insane and showed her a vision that eventually made her come to the conclusion that she was someone else entirely. This someone else is someone who kills a lot and is insane. (She is also being kidnapped but that has nothing to do with Malky.) Considering all this, this is probably Malky’s favoritest character ever.

Flustered-Confused: Eureka is more flustered than confused, but it is an angry sort of flustered. This is not really typical of MalkyCharacters so it is possible that Malky’s favorite MalkyCharacter is not in fact a MalkyCharacter.

Fatal Conflict

Kind of limping along but we’re determined to see it through

This is the first real ‘gimmick’ battle, in which every character must be dead. Malky’s character is Simphonia, a music ghost. Simphonia doesn’t do anything useful. She doesn’t even send useful messages. So not useful. She is probably going to die very soon. Malky’s competition includes Eversist, Pinary, Ixcalibur, Kaitostrike, SleepingOrange, and potentially Sruixan. The only stiff so far is Piester. (Battle run by Lankie)

MalkyTorture: It is entirely possible that Simphonia would simply ignore or be oblivious to any torture. In any case, it’s hard to torture a bunch of musical notes. Judging from this, Malky doesn’t like this character at all.

Flustered-Confused: It’s really more like a Happy-Confused, but there is some confusion, I suppose, though this is channeled into curiosity so it is debatable whether this is a MalkyCharacter or not.

Great Belligerency

Coming along I suppose?

Malky’s character here is the Spirit of Fairy Tales, otherwise known as Soft. She looks like a little girl but is frighteningly blood-thirsty in her quest to impose justice and the rules of fairy tales. She is also not very smart. Malky’s competition includes slipsicle, Dragon Fogel, SleepingOrange, Pick Yer Poison, Wojjan, and Captain Lhurgoyf. The only dead guy right now is Ixcalibur. (Aryogaton’s battle)

MalkyTortue: Soft actually does the torturing. But she doesn’t even do it well. There may be some hint of torture as Soft is continuously frustrated in her attempts to make a coherent fairy tale storyline. This seems to indicate that Soft is down there with E/R/R as Malky’s not-so-favoritest.

Flustered-Confused: Soft’s response to anything of the sort is to get violent. She may be a little confused. She may not be a MalkyCharacter.

Relentless Slaughter

It’s totally active, I am serious no joke bluh

Malky’s character here is Samael Corson, a “fallen” demon who has to reincarnate forever because of a crime he didn’t do or maybe his crime is actually not blaming someone else? In any case he was angry for a while and then he was self-conscious and then he was self-questioning. After that, he turned into a Buddhist. Malky still isn’t sure about his opinion of Satan. Malky’s opponents are engineclock, cyber95, Baphomet, slipsicle, Wojjan, Adenreagan, and whoosh!. Nobody died yet. How sad. (Battle started by Anomaly.)

MalkyTorture: There’s lots of opportunities, but for now, Samael’s only suffered some mild embarrassment and some holy burns. Also, he has holes in his hands. It’s not fair to judge so early in the game, but right now, Samael is even lower than the Photographer in terms of the amount of torture.

Flustered-Confused: Not so much confused, but there was flustered abound in his meeting with Dorin. Part of this was because he was sort of almost naked. It passed quickly, though. He’s usually a calm dude. So he is at least almost a MalkyCharacter.

Petty Squabble

Brand new and I dare say it is active

Malky’s character here is known as Yanis Carnea but goes mostly by Carnea. A goddess of doorknobs and locks. This is mostly useful metaphorically. She is haughty and proud and can be classified as a trickster goddess most of all. She usually does things for the hell of it. Malky’s competition are Pinary, TimeothyHour, Lord Paradise, Dragon Fogel, Een, Godbot, and Agent 1022.

MalkyTorture: Again, too early in the game, but Carnea is intended to mostly be the torturer. Or at least the trickster. Mostly she just wants to have fun. Judging by the amount of torture, Carnea is probably down there with Simphonia as Malky’s not-so-favoritest.

Flustered-Confused: She isn’t supposed to do this at all, though again, too early to tell. Hopefully she’ll continue being the jerk of the battle, even if this means that she is not a true MalkyCharacter.

[technoAnomaly]

technoAnomaly's Profile

Okay, so a bit about me first, I tend to do quite a bit of writing, but don't post it. I also do sprite work for me and my friend inexplicableSigns. One of the major reasons that I run an adventure is so I can better develop a storyline, even if people tend to not push it in the direction I would like it to sometimes, probably actually a bad idea on my behalf, but oh well, it sill ends up interesting.

Adventures
Adventurecraft: A minecraft(tm) adventure!
This is my first fanventure, it's kinda on standstill until people decide to give me suggestions. I check it everyday.
Click the image to see the thread for it.
Status: Active

[Halfblood2000]

I'm just some dude from Spain who spends most of his time on the computer drawing, writing and updating. The amount of updates one of my adventures receives per day is unreal. Preposterous. I'm an automated update machine.



WIP


Labyrinths
Status: Active with multiple updates per day on weekdays
The stories of multiple explores who travel across legendary Labyrinths, mazes filled with traps, treasure, gold and monsters. Originally an unofficial spin-off of Dungeons of Sunnydale, it has found its own identity and diverts in many ways from the adventure it was based on. Doesn't currently have much plot except for a few hints of what's going on behind the scenes, is filled with silliness and fun, has a ton of shout outs and references and is reminiscent of roguelikes such as The Binding of Isaac.


SessionDoomed
Status: Active with updates on weekends
Avoiding spoilers as much as possible, the story of how a human girl and her three friends play a glitched game of Sburb that goes wrong in every possible way.



WIP

Sburbmon
Status: Ongoing, demo not yet released
A hackrom of Pokémon Fire Red I am the project leader of. We have got a ton of projects and plan to release the demo soon enough.

MediumCraft
Status: Paused
A texture pack for Minecraft with multiple flavors based on the kids and trolls' lands.