Climb up the back of the grass!
Climb up the back of the grass!
No sillies... your not under the ground, your above it... now stop standing on your hands and sit up right.
BTW, this story looks like it will be epic. Looking forward to more.
Run as far to your right (our left) to see how far you can go.
> run across the gap to your left and see if you're faster than gravity.
Run through the fabrics of time and space to wind up in another world of another time.
You could go to the future and hyjack a spaceship to fly to the sun and try and eat it. =P
Originally Posted by Castodas
You run at a nearby FIBER OF SPACETIME and manage to rip through with your AMAZING ALACRITY.
You end up in the future at some sort of inauguration ceremony. "I thank you all for electing--" some guy says before seeing you dumped from another world.
Put your eyebrows back in their proper place above your eyes.
Claim to have come from the future, deny any suggestion otherwise. Tell everyone this guy causes a civil war.
No, don't. Instead, tell them you're from the past and can fill in some of the blanks in your history books!Originally Posted by Muno Syoan
Originally Posted by AvzinElkein
You tell the bewildered people that you are a VALIANT WARRIOR from the STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS PAST. One of them raises his hand.
"Sir? What really happened in the Robot War of 2012?"
Oh geez. It's kinda sorta not quite 2012. You'll have to ad-lib.
"Actually, I came from the year 2009." (Replace 2009 with the year you're actually from if you're not from 2009.)
"Never happened. We actually just played a lot of golf."
> devour tape.
Exclaim... "You LIE! This is the future you fake! They dont use video tapes in the future!!!!!"
Or use your super alacrity to go back in time to kill that guy before or after he is born (yes, just kill his mother), then come back to proclaim how awesome your golf match was.
>Use super speed to knock it out of his hand. Make it look like an accident!
>"Why did you ask what happened if you have a tape?"
For future reference, the term is electorate, I believe.Originally Posted by Skelatox
Ok, your both blue... now steal those glasses and swap places with him using your super alacrity and start pretending your him... except start sympothizing with him (or actually yourself) by saying something like, "You know what, I am a stupid moronic idiot and I shouldnt be arguing with someone who just came from the past."
If that dont work, I suggest we scram... but with super alacrity
> Remove your newly formed shunt-mouth from your face and use it batter the elected guy untill he agrees.
>Appeal to the public. Surely they will see reason!
>Steal his visor and run like the wind.
It was actually one of the people in the crowd that asked, not the electorate.Originally Posted by Skelatox
Originally Posted by CastodasOriginally Posted by Muno Syoan
You grab onto the electorate's visor and use your speed to pull on it...but it doesn't work. The visor is surgically attached to his face. Future fads are disgusting.
Suddenly, a laser blasts at you, missing you by inches. The electorate stands back with a triumphant smirk; he seems to have alerted some kind of security.