Crayon Adventure (Completed!)

[nupanick]

Replicollission: somehow rip a hole that pulls the Present Party back into the timeline proper.

[Renegade Electron]

>Replicollision: Have no effect.
Fred golem: Laugh at the attempt to harm you and accidentally knock the eye out.

The FRED GOLEM is unharmed.




The FRED GOLEM begins to laugh uproariously. He laughs so hard that the GOLEM'S EYE falls out.

[swampmist1142]

why can't we have a paradox in the temporal mesh? there would be so many shenanigans

[Fengar]

>Fred: Fall through the time stream and end up in some random place.

[Renegade Electron]

why can't we have a paradox in the temporal mesh? there would be so many shenanigans

But it would kill everyone everywhere! See, if you take out a power grid or whatever it is that gets power to places, you also take out all of the electronic devices that depend on the power grid for energy, and the spacetime continuum is like the powergrid for the worlds.

(Also, clearing up an incredibly confusing point: The SPACETIME CONTINUUM is the purple place where you can access the worlds. The TIME STREAM is a world's path through the CONTINUUM. And the TEMPORAL MESH is the breathable purple stuff that makes up the SPACETIME CONTINUUM.)

Anyway,

Fred: Fall through the time stream and end up in some random place.

A CITIZEN notices FRED fall into the SEA.


He alerts the IMPERIAL OFFICIAL of the town.


FRED looks down into the SPACETIME CONTINUUM. "So," he finally says, "what happened to Past Me? Or Past Bob?"

[nupanick]

Party: solemnly swear never to fuck with time travel again unless you have a plan.

[Fengar]

Party: solemnly swear never to fuck with time travel again unless you have a plan.

Tims: Reappear with 4 other past versions of the party.

[nupanick]

Party: solemnly swear never to fuck with time travel again unless you have a plan.

Tims: Reappear with 4 other past versions of the party.

Simultaneous facepalms.

[Spikeball]

Party: solemnly swear never to fuck with time travel again unless you have a plan.

Tims: Reappear with 4 other past versions of the party.

Second! It made me laugh too much to not support!

[Renegade Electron]

Party: solemnly swear never to fuck with time travel again unless you have a plan.

Tims: Reappear with 4 other past versions of the party.

Both GEORGE and JENNY get up and begin talking, only to realize they were saying the same thing: "Let's stop fucking around with time travel, just to be safe." Everyone agrees, except for PAST FRED (who is elsewhere), PAST BOB (who is dead), and the TIMS, who are noticeably absent.


The TIMS return with four other versions of the PARTY.

GEORGE addresses the FOUR NEW PARTIES:

[Skelatox]

Except the Tims. The Tims can stay.

[Fengar]

>Habba: Appear and blow up all 4 parties in one shot.

[Spikeball]

Except the Tims. The Tims can stay.

You beat me to it! Second, the more tims the better!

[Renegade Electron]

Except the Tims. The Tims can stay.

Habba: Appear and blow up all 4 parties in one shot.

BOB says, "Well, let's keep the extra Tims. You never know when you might need some super speed." Nobody corrects him to AMAZING ALACRITY because everyone has forgotten the name.


Huh. This is sure a lot of TIMS.


HABBA'S SHIP suddenly swoops in and drops a BOMB on the extra GEORGES, FREDS, BOBS, and JENNIES.

[nupanick]

> Awkward silence.

> Fred: break said silence by suggesting that everyone pick a spot to reenter the normal timeline so you can stop fucking with this paradox shit.

[Skelatox]

>4 Tims: Find a center point. Each run away in a cardinal direction for ten seconds, turn around, and run towards eachother at TOP FUCKING speed.

[Fengar]

>Everyone: Board Habba's ship.

[Castodas]

George: Grimly realise that since the destruction of all the other hims, he hasn't disappeared. "Damnit Tim! That is not how I wanted to die!"
-Proceed with shooting random Tims in the head.

Jennie: Stop George before he finishes off the last, and present, Tim.

[Spikeball]

George: Grimly realise that since the destruction of all the other hims, he hasn't disappeared. "Damnit Tim! That is not how I wanted to die!"
-Proceed with shooting random Tims in the head.

Jennie: Stop George before he finishes off the last, and present, Tim.

-1 vote

[Renegade Electron]

> Fred: break said silence by suggesting that everyone pick a spot to reenter the normal timeline so you can stop fucking with this paradox shit.

Everyone pauses when the OTHER PARTIES die, and the silence is broken by FRED. "We should probably all get back to our normal spots on the timeline now. If we keep doing this all banded together in a group, sooner or later we're just gonna make another paradox. And another, and another, et cetera."


The PARTIES organize.


The PRESENT PARTY heads back to the abandoned DELOREAN. "So," TIM says, "what were we doing again?"

[Spikeball]

Other partys: show up every so often, even in the background doing unrelated things, possibly waveing to/waved at party members with no specified action.

[nupanick]

"Err... saving Jenny's dad, I think?"

[Spikeball]

"Err... saving Jenny's dad, I think?"

he is missing, but were we looking for the present verson or thepast verson that we know the time and location of as well as how to rescue?

[Renegade Electron]

"Err... saving Jenny's dad, I think?"

he is missing, but were we looking for the present verson or thepast verson that we know the time and location of as well as how to rescue?

The past version, because the present version has most likely died in the paradox.


The DELOREAN heads towards HABBA'S WORLD's PARADOX GATE.


It is a PARADOX GATE because a PARADOX had happened in this WORLD.


However, HABBA'S PALACE is safe from the CARNAGE.

[swampmist1142]

wait, is that a hole filled with dead versions of the party?