75 Tax-Free Buckeroonies

[ThisCrab]

YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS
AS A GIFT

FROM A MYSTERIOUS AND ECCENTRIC RELATIVE


What cool shit will you purchase?


(This is uh... not really an adventure)

[GreyMario]

> Buy nothing, because seventy-five dollars is such a fucking awkward number

[Jonny Boy]

>Continue buying nothing.

[Tenebrais]

> donate it to Andrew

[Red Herring]

> donate it to Andrew

He doesn't need the money, he's rolling in dough.

[GreyMario]

Well, if he'd bake it, he'd be rolling in bread instead.

[Shadow of the Lotus]

Invest it in a security-backed CD; preferably with additional funds.

[Jitka]

Start a Ponzi scheme.

[Tenebrais]

> donate it to Andrew

He doesn't need the money, he's rolling in dough.

So? It's freaking Andrew Hussie.

[Dentrala]

Buy the pesterchum t-shirt and send it to my address.

[GreyMario]

Buy the green slime ghost t-shirt and send it to my address.

[MrGuy]

Approximately one-third of a lifetime subscription to Star Trek Online?

[LeCrab]

>Buy a bit of cool swag for yourself and donate the rest to that link Andrew put up on the MSPA mainpage

[Telamon]

Hookers and blow.

[Marelo]

Seventy-five cans of Dr. Thunder.

[Avi]

Kate Beaton's book

[MXMissles]

Hookers and blow.

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Seventy-five cans of Dr. Thunder.

Seventy-five cans of Dr. Wells.

[Betelgeuse]

> donate it to Andrew

He doesn't need the money, he's rolling in dough.

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[Marelo]

Dude likes yeasty mounds of pliable material. I fail to see how this is humorous at all, Juice.

[Red Herring]

Man I am such a pinnacle of wit and humor it is ridiculous

[Betelgeuse]

You're right Marelo, it's very very serious. I am sorry for my inappropriate joy.

[mehgamehn]

Put it all on red.

[Marelo]

You're right Marelo, it's very very serious. I am sorry for my inappropriate joy.

Apology accepted.

[Red Herring]

Why would you accept that apology???? Don't do it!! Just keep it under the table and pull it out whenever you need blackmail.