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    Jackbot: Axel rm-r -f

    You! Are an enterprising young person who has just had some WONDERFUL NEWS!

    But before we deal with that! There are some THINGS we need to know about you!

    Things like-

    What's your name?



    RECAP:
    Chapter 1- Leaving Home


    Chapter 2- Of Hunters And Genics


    2.5- Interlude- The Champ


    Chapter 3- Dead Man's Hoard


    Chapter 4- An Obligatory Hot Springs Episode



    Fanarts:

    tl;dr

    Dramatis Personae
    Gear


    Cog


    MORDY


    Axl
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    Porco.

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    Jack "Gear" Tex
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    The ancient and proud name bestowed upon me by my loving parents is Roberto Domingo Sanchez Don Juan Ranchero, but you can call me Jesus for short (pronounced hay-SOOS).

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    Re: Jackbot: A Gear-headed Text Adventure

    Quote Originally Posted by Chowder
    Zoosmell Pooplord
    Nice try, smartass.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raitzeno
    The ancient and proud name bestowed upon me by my loving parents is Roberto Domingo Sanchez Don Juan Ranchero, but you can call me Jesus for short (pronounced hay-SOOS).
    You're pretty sure Ranchero isn't a proper noun. And where's the secondary name? And why not- ARGH why are you talking about the proper construction of Spanish names in an MSPA DIE IN A FIRE

    Quote Originally Posted by Telamon
    Porco.
    Now that's just hurtful. Just because you put on some weight once in the seventh grade... *sniff. Sniff.*

    Quote Originally Posted by FirecatFG
    Jack "Gear" Tex
    Oh. Right. Now I remember. They call you Jack. Which you're kind of peeved at, since you're a girl. But you suppose they can get away with it, seeing as you're Jaqueline and all. But everyone calls you Jack.

    Actually, everyone calls you Gear, because you go out to the OLD BATTLEFIELD and scrounge 'Mech parts with- What was his name, again?

    [You have acquired a GENDER: Female]


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    Freedy Johnson IV
    This signature has been hidden because it exceeds 80px in AWESOME!


    Also i gots a tumblr.

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    Well, there's either Lance Goodthrust, or Billy "Cog" Czernobog. Assuming our partner isn't JESUS up there...

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    Re: Jackbot: A Gear-headed Text Adventure

    Quote Originally Posted by Chowder
    Farmstink Buttlass
    ... Either you need to be less meta, or need to have less of a scat fetish.
    Quote Originally Posted by sporb
    Freedy Johnson IV
    Freedy? Did someone make a typo? And who would be 'the fourth' in this Podunk town? That's like trying to find a 2300-year-old tree in the middle of a wasteland.
    Quote Originally Posted by Raitzeno
    Lance Goodthrust
    Oh, he WISHES he could live up to that name.
    Quote Originally Posted by Raitzeno
    Billy "Cog" Czernobog
    Ah, that was it! Billy had always had "Cog" as his nickname, ever since you, apparently in the time when you were very young and don't remember, mispronounced his last name. You deny it every time the story comes up. And it comes up an awful lot. Like every time a MECHA PILOT or TRUCKER rolls into town and asks about it.

    And yes, you are both perfectly aware of the irony of being called Gear and Cog.

    Speaking of, you should probably tell him this excellent news! But FIRST!

    YOUR ROOM
    You are inside your room, on the top floor of your family's TWO-STORY JUNK SHOP. All around your room are MECHA POSTERS. There is a DESK, with a COMPUTER on it. Various SALVAGING EQUIPMENT litters the area. An PRE-WAR MILITARY BACKPACK sits in a corner, and will serve as your inventory. To the north is the UPSTAIRS HALL. To the east is YOUR BATHROOM.


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    Re: Jackbot: A Gear-headed Text Adventure

    Quickly retrieve arms from desk.

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    >Jack: Wear backpack
    >Backpack: Serve as Jack inventory
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chowder
    Quickly retrieve arms from desk.
    You can't afford cyber-ware! And even if you could, you certainly wouldn't detach it and store it in your desk! Besides, you'd probably spend it on better augmentations than just the arms, unless you've lost one or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by FirecatFG
    >Jack: Wear backpack
    >Backpack: Serve as Jack inventory
    The backpack's weight feels familiar to you, as you heft it and look inside. Huh, looks like you didn't unpack when you came in from your run yesterday. You check the contents.

    INVENTORY
    [3x EMERGENCY RATIONS]
    [1x PDA with ADDED PROGRAMS]
    [1x WATER FILTER]
    [1x CHELATION TABLETS]
    [2x ANTI--MECHA GRENADES]
    [1x CHANGE OF CLOTHING]
    [2x CLEAN UNDERTHINGS]
    [1x TEN ESSENTIALS]
    [1x SPEEDLOADER]
    [1x SNIPER CLIP]
    [1x SURVIVAL KNIFE]

    Looks like everything's here.

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    Re: Jackbot: A Gear-headed Text Adventure

    > Log into the COMPUTER and check email. And forums.

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    Re: Jackbot: A Gear-headed Text Adventure

    Remember what the WONDERFUL NEWS is so that the plot may begin.

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    You decide to check your email again just to make sure you've remembered everything. While you're at it, you [SYNC YOUR PDA]. You may do this at any INFOLINK-ENABLED DEVICE.

    There are actually two new e-mails. Well, aside from the typical ENLARGE YOUR CANNON spam-type emails. You suppose some things never change.

    From: Billy@Wunderkindnet.net
    Subj.: Core delivery
    Sent: About 2 minutes ago

    Jack,
    Have delivered the FUSION CORES we got from the Big Yard last night. Looks like they're two size 4s- they're ready to install whenever you feel like coming down to the hangar.

    -- The Cog

    Well, that's good news, but it's not the wonderful news. And you'd hardly need to tell him about it. But this next one-

    From: Drawing.No.Reply@BlackwellHeavyIndust.com
    To: "Jacqueline Tex" <JTex@Silverhame.gov>
    Subj: Results of SHIVA-II Drawing #436

    To whom it may concern:
    Your ticket, #523156, of drawing #436 for a brand-new SHIVA II in our occasional giveaway has been selected as the GRAND PRIZE WINNER.

    As always, the winner of the GRAND PRIZE must appear in person to receive the SHIVA II in question, or it will pass on to the next draw, after a period of one (1) month.

    Please keep your winning ticket and take it with you to the main factory in Greenhill, as you will need it and a photo ID to claim your prize.

    Thank you,
    -- Seraphino Porco
    Vice President of Public Relations
    Blackwell Heavy Industrial Concern
    "We love our machines so much, we positively GIVE them away! Learn more [HERE]."

    You retrieve the e-mail to your PDA, and stand up. You'd better get down to the HANGAR, quick! But that doesn't matter, because nothing's gonna stop you now!

    [Morale : 100% WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?]

    *growwwowwr*
    ... Well, maybe SOMETHING.

    [Hunger : 20% Yeah, I could eat]

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    ==>

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    Deciding you should probably get on with it, you quickly grab some items from the kitchen. A couple sausage links- those fully cooked ones that you can eat cold- a couple slices of cheese, some fresh fruit.

    You start eating them on the way down the [ELEVATOR] to the [UNDERGROUND HANGAR], which is where your family keeps the mecha on sale as well as all the salvage jobs and repair work. Unsurprisingly, there's really only one mecha that's really fully operational and "On Sale". You've checked it on Infolink, you're offering it at half list price. Of course, only really big corporations and maybe the Solar Navy could afford an OGRE... And they generally have better artillery platforms. So it sits gathering dust, in pieces.

    As you finally hit the bottom of the hangar, Cog is there to greet you. "Little late getting up this morning, Jack?"

    "Never mind that," you say, taking a bite out of the sausage. "Take a look at this."

    You show him the [MESSAGE FROM BLACKWELL HEAVY INDUSTRIAL].

    He whistles. "A Shiva, huh? Well, I don't want to bother with Blackwell, I'd rather take a Greensec Corporation 'Mech."

    Ah, yes. The Greenzone Security Initiantive. They do a lot of good work based on the old Pre-War designs. Some of the stuff is actually surprisingly up-to-date, even now. "Let me guess, Cog- you decided most of the other 'mechs weren't worth it."

    Cog nodded. "Yeah. I've narrowed the choices down to these five." He hands you his PDA. "You pick one, and I'll pick one."

    The first one is the [YORKE]. Primary armament appears to be some kind of LASER CANNON, though it has a FIELD ARTILLERY PIECE and a backup ANTI-MISSILE VULCAN CANNON. Very well-rounded. Even you admit this is a decent choice; it's a standard mecha still used by law enforcement. It's the only model here to have the WHEELED MODE option, which allows it to SKATE instead of RUN.

    The second is the [PATTON]. It seems to have a lot of big guns, and a lot of space for extra big guns. the centerpiece is the PAIR OF 200 MM MORTARS. You're pretty sure that if you don't pick this, Cog might. Big, a little sluggish in the controls as might be expected, but has enough firepower to take down just about anything, and it does have plenty of armor.

    The third is the infamous [NAPOLEON]. The smallest Size 4 mecha on the market, the Napoleon earns its name by being tiny and massive. It's built to slam and take down other mecha, and is terrifyingly good at its job, including several BEAM KHATARS and a HEAT AXE to bring bigger things 'down to size'. It has no ranged options.

    Next, there's the [SIMON]. This speedy little bastard is the 'fencer' to the Napoleon's berserker. Light on its proverbial feet, this is probably the fastest of the selections- at least in terms of pure maneuverability. Armed with a HEAT HALBERD and its devastating, if disappointingly short-range, FLECHETTE CANNON, it can advance on many heavier mecha and lay them to waste.

    Finally, there's the [BURNS]. You've always had a thing for this model. Maybe it's just the connection with snipers. It uses a SHOULDER-MOUNTED 150MM RAILGUN to lay down ACCURATE, ARMOR-PIERCING fire. It also has a backup RAPID-FIRE 80MM CANNON, though this is DIFFICULT TO AIM. It's actually remarkably maneuverable. It has weaknesses- LOW VOLUME OF FIRE, and LIGHT ARMOR, to name two- but when you can knock an OGRE to the scrapyard, what's to complain about?

    Make your choice.

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    I will choose the SIMON, as I think it will suit my needs...I think.

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    Ooh, SKATE mode. Let's roll with the YORKE.

    These things are modular for easy modifications, right?

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    I like the SIMON.

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    You look them over, dithering between the YORKE and the SIMON for a while, before settling on the SIMON.

    The SIMON is middling tall for a Size 4 'Mech, at about three and a half stories. It has a head, but the cockpit is in the torso compartment, generally a mark of Post-War modifications to Pre-War 'cockpit in head' designs.

    As you're installing the power core, you think it prudent to check the other systems. At least the motive systems seem to work out okay, and a brief check at dock power proves the control systems are fine. The radiation seal is completely intact, and that's really all you need to know.

    The HEAT HALBERD is not quite an energy weapon, but it still tears things apart in MELEE. It also has REACH.

    The FLECHETTE CANNON is a SHORT RANGE ENERGY WEAPON. Think of something like a sawed-off flack cannon using plasma instead of lead. It has a decent RATE, but the HEAT LOAD is absolutely terrible- if you want to use this for any appreciable length of time, you'll need to find a way to install more heat sinks or spend all your time underwater.

    As you suspected, Cog selected the PATTON. He's always had a thing for artillery. Men and their explosions...

    You may now control either-

    A rumble shakes the underground garage to its foundations!

    You're being shelled!

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    Open the Gate, If it is busted make a door with the PATTON.you exit first at full speed to divert the fire away from the exit so your cover fire can come out.

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