no, but that does illustrate the point of how quickly a dream can move from "nightmare" to "actually kinda funny"
no, but that does illustrate the point of how quickly a dream can move from "nightmare" to "actually kinda funny"
Recently I've been thinking, what if slender man is actualy some kind of creatire that just looks like a guy in a suit from far away, and somhow imagining him as a spider-abomination with a long black toung makes him less scary
In a web article about the science of disgust, there was a picture of a man who took a nap outside. While he slept, his mouth fell open.Originally Posted by Jonny Boy
Further proof that the outdoors is nothing but trouble
What scares me the most about the outdoors is that bright orb in the sky. It just has no business there.
How do we please it?
With worship. Sacrificing domestic animals and bathing in the blood, draping yourself in the intestines, and wearing the hide. Raising the empty husk to the sky and pleading to be spared.
Duuuuh.
By not fucking with it by polluting, and it will not kill us all
If I ever get extremely annoying and my posts make no sense, just ask me to stop, with ADHD and all.
What, you messin with my home?
I will throw a fireball at you.
In fact, I could do it for no reason at all.
At any moment, I could just send a giant fireball your way.
Because I am Solaris
The sun you get sent to.
You use both things in my sig and the first part of my post does not apply to you.
I think we're kinda streching the fact of things we are scared of.
This and something about Botflies crawling around inside your skin is wrong. First, if you saw the video, it says that the bot fly stays in one place just outside the skin so it can breath.
The fish is called a Candiru.
Look at "Alleged Attacks on People" Kinda disappointed myself, too.
The sun...I was really surprised when I learned how big it was compared to Earth. God... The whole Earth would be like a fly inside an oven. or an explosion. A neverending explosion that goes on for billions of years...
man you think that's bad, you've probably seen this but still
kinda hammers home the "we are incredibly insignificant" idea, doesn't it?
well, yeah, if we compare ourselves to celestial chunks of matter.
How are we comparing to other sentient races on the grand scale of things, though? That's what I want to know.
Man, I can barely comprehend the size of my city, how am I supposed to follow that?
I'm just gonna hope we're somewhere above "food" but below "perceived threat"
Unless they're like us. In which case everything can be eaten and everything can be a threat.
You mean, like, when you're not close to it, it looks like a guy in a suit, or it fucks with your perception when you look at it?
In the least offensive way possible.
Nothing Ye Olde Boys of Outragious Hilarity didn't already hammer into us roughly 30 years ago.
Oh, I guess this is NSFW (sorry)
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Wow, that part...was...a bit...wtf.
but man i remember this.
so much funny.
reminded me of the best concert I've ever been to:
NSFW
Now that's how you make an entrance
Going over to the nightmarish stuff, I only really got nightmares when I was a kid and only remember a select few. But one guy will always stay with me.
I've never had recurring dream, but I have had a recurring character.
I'll name him "Fear." He looks all scraggly around the sides because he had this smoky/static-y look to him, like he was a human shaped cloud of black smoke but sharper around the edges and his face was kind of an odd white mask floating where his head should be. I can definitively say that he the most vivid being in any of my dreams ever.
Fear would pop into relatively simple dreams where everything seemed like a normal dream and then decide NIGHTMARE TIME BRENDAN. And it was less what Fear did and more of just Fear's look and the sense of power that I got off of him. The funny part is that because Fear only appeared between the years of 5 and 7, my imagination had no knowledge of murder/torture/death so I guess my subconscious imposed on Fear the most horrible, dastardly, deplorable things a kinder-gardener could muster. I'll give an example.
This is the main dream with Fear that I remember (and that last one I can remember). I was playing on the ground floor of my family's house with my cat minx when I get a call from my mom to go to bed from upstairs. Being the rebellious post-toddler I was I simply ignored it and continued to play with minx and another cat that looked similar but I had never seen before. I knew we did not have a third cat and began to think something was up...was I in a dream?
I touched the wall and didn't feel a thing, but before I could do anything about it-BOOM. Fear had slammed open the door leading to my garage.
Here is a horribly drawn layout of the room I was in:
He then loomed in the doorway and in this bottomless, earth shattering growl said:
"GO...TO...BED."
Then the nightmare ended. As I said before, he came in a couple other dreams and said other innocuous parental orders in the same voice looming over me and insta-killing whatever dream I had been in, subsequently jettisoning myself 4 feet out of bed.
If I was Freud I'd say I had a deep fear of authority when I was young and probably need to have sex with my mom. Oh, and do a lot of cocaine, can't forget the cocaine.
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Guys, I've been having a little Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathon with my sister and friend which is cool and all since most episodes are just plain campy and hilarious. However, there are two episodes that kill me, and my sister INSISTED on watching them even though they creep me the fuck out.
Hush is the first.
Normal Again is the other.
Fricken Nightmares man.
Just.
That. GAH.
I went through a few pages and now I never sleep again. Damn, thin man. Damn. But now, unwittingly inspired a series of photographs that I refuse to work nights, but has all the trolls and children are removed one by one by the thin man.
oh wow, ximike, you sound like I do. same idea. B:
Anyway, slyfan, damn. Reminds me of ongoing nightmares. I dream about the personification of Death, usually, but even if that's scary, I think the scariest thing I've dreamed was about lobotomies.
Yeeeeeeah. I went lucid in the dream and I stated the fact I was dreaming, but it all went wrong from there, as there were doctors everywhere, insisting I was crazy to think I was dreaming, even if I knew I was dreaming, and no one would listen, and suddenly they started wheeling people in and throwing them on tables and just sawing heads open. Blood was everywhere, you could practically hear the sound of bone being scraped and the squish of brains being messed with, and the smell of blood was crazy strong, I was even able to taste it. All the while the doctors were laughing at me and keeping me from leaving, making me watch, telling me I was next.
I hate lucid dreams sometimes. This was before I learned how to wake myself up. B:
Also something I found while I was being bored on the internet that just struck me as hilarious.
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You know what scared me almost as much as slenderman?
Fucking Candle Cove
Their is a lot of scary shit on the site that's from though, I have to warn you
If I ever get extremely annoying and my posts make no sense, just ask me to stop, with ADHD and all.
It wants to be you.
Watching, imitating, it still doesn't feel what you feel.
I don't know why but your typing kinda freaks me out.
Because the way you state it reminds me of things that steals the skins of people. You know, like, climbing into a body, just like that.
oh wait a minute.
Oh man I think
this really is the nightmare fuel thread. Shit.
It's.
It's.
It's.
huh okay.
looks like ximike is banned okay.
o_______o
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